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For all intents and purposes of this thread, we are all single/open to multiple partners.
I am a swf who wants a bmw asap. Must be able to bbq...
Oh, wait. try again:
Sarcastic psuedo intellectual seeks patient, actual intellectual with whom to discuss world affairs, books, and all past, present, and future albums put out by Sting. Must be able to shop for food, cook food, and be willing to share said food with ravenous kitchen-disabled student. Must have green eyes. All genders may apply, no republicans. Knowledge of Harry Potter fanfic an asset.
Next!
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Wanted, young girl, single and free...
Experienced at love preferred , but will accept a young trainee...
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 19, 2003 01:24 AM: Message edited by: JaceSan ]</font>
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Do you like Pina Coladas?! Getting caught in the rain?! *stops singing and ducks out of thread*
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Cranky white female seeks patient single male to unload work related issues upon. If interested, please contact Dan The Goob, via this thread.
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Cranky, rude obnoxious semi-white male seeks female with Liberal leanings (black listed from Sarah Lawrence for leftist ideals is a start).
Must like long hair, Harleys and domestic beer but still be a total geek at heart (Can swap out a hard drive in a heartbeat.)
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Oh boy. Jax has regressed to Neanderthal Man.
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Surely you saw this coming?
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depressed, anxiety-ridden, control-freak swf seeking therapist due to inability to trust opposite gender and interpret personal emotions. must have comfy chairs and an abundance of kleenex.
[and/or ...]
swf seeking small furball for companionship purposes only. must have bushy tail, pointy ears, and whiskers. constant low rumble required. must enjoy fishy treats, cuddling, and afternoon naps. if you fit the profile, please email asap.
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Uh... wouldn't one of the requirements on the second one almost have to include the inability to email you?
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Bubbly, "Casey-like" female seeks male or female "friendship with benefits". Enjoys water skiing, motorcycling, tennis, badminton, mountain biking and playing pool. Must be open to having a good time, watching mindless but fun movies, and travelling to interesting locales.
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swm (1/2 Mex.) seeks female who is curvy in the right places. Must have a sexual appetite to match my own. Likes watching silent movies, being the only patron in small cafes, and going for late-night drives (destination unknown). I don't mind washing dishes if you don't mind cooking. I also do other housework, but would rather stay in bed with you all day than vacuum. Not being irritated by loud rock music, pro wrestling or the sound of a typewriter a major plus.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by erisesoteric:
Uh... wouldn't one of the requirements on the second one almost have to include the inability to email you?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
hush you. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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single white femme seeking single male or female for good times. *looks up at Gem's post* Someone who loves to shoot pool, drink, get rowdy and just have mindless fun. Must not mind loud raucous laughter, harmless flirting and eating. Must be a cheese lover... or appreciate a good cheese when needed. Must not mind cookies... must not mind an abundance of cookies. Must have an affinity for dark chocolate, Prince, 80's music. Must not complain when forced to watch movies that he/she may not want to watch, but I want them to watch. If you're not prone to hanging out with friends and going out, you need not apply.
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Hugger/huggee looking for Huggee/hugger. Ability to translate for stuffies a plus.
Oh wait, I've got one.
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Long haired, open minded, single white male seeks person, preferably light blue eyes and body to firmly hold on to, who enjoys nitpicking philosophical discussions, board-games and various geeky tendencies.
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Longish blond haired dorky type female looking for female. Prefers that female like chocolate, football, video games, and comic books. Not that any of that is really required. You just have to tolerate all the above. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
