funny sex stories.......

gotta funny sex story? *looks for 2 for this one*

Nothin worse than the phone ringin...well wait....maybe*L*....I was in the middle when the phone rang...answered it cuz my gramma was in the hospital.....and it was my pastor's wife.....talk about mood killer

*peeks my head in* Did someone say my name? *G*

hmm..*thinkin* funny sex stories....where should I start? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

ok..I'll start off tame...it was just embarrassing.
I do NOT go parking to this day, the 2 times I have had sex in a car, I was caught by the police. The first was after it was over, so wasnt too embarrassing, besides the fact that he made us get out and pick up the "slightly" used condom and issued a ticket for littering...ICK!

The second, he snuck up on us actually in the act, stuck his light on us and asked what we were doing. The guy jumped in the front seat (where our clothes were) and got dressed real quick, leaving me in the back seat unable to reach my clothes, and trying to cover myself with my hands the best I could. The officer never took his light off me, and I'm sure I was BRIGHT red!!

I thought it was funny how he asked "what's going on in there?" after shining his light on 2 naked people...why would he even have to ask? and if he couldnt figure out what was going on...I sure wasnt gonna explain it to him...*L*

I know....my poor boyfriend.....he drove an hour in snow to be with me*L*.....and then she calls*LMAO*

thats gotta suck

*gasps*...oh my thats funny too *L*

if the phone is gonna ring it will ring when your in the midst of getting some luv'n *L*...*remembers when....

one of my bestest good friends called one day and my hub answered "hello, in a happy tone", "what do ya mean what the hell am i doin? , im tryin to get some least until you called now its a threesome" LOL...she hung up rather quickly....lol..

OMG........lmao.....that's horrbile....One time when I was with a boyfriend and a good friend called me....my bf kept goin as I talked on the phone to my friend*L*...my friend was a guy and he had NO clue what was goin on on the other end of the phone......

typical man..lol...no clue how odd you should use this all together its a topic for itself...*LOL*

Well there was this one time when I got more than one in bed as an anniversary present (Really I said no), but I accidently called out the wrong name (The girl was there, she just wasn't the one doing what I thought she was doing), and my ex fiance got really torqued and kicked the two girls out and proceeded to throw a blender at my forehead. Fuckin' women have great aim when they're pissed. And that ladies and gentlemen is the infamous Blender Story.

nobody else but you toots *L* just you!

YIKES>...........

Don't know if this is funny..But sure is unbeatable!When i was 17,my girlfriend at the time was really adamant about going down on me,the only prob was that it was x-mas eve and my sis had her permit and my mom was in the passenger side.Well my mom is a nervous passenger so she never takes her eyes off the road, especially when someone is driving on a permit.Well who was i*being the 17 yr old punck* to say no.So she proceeded.Well when we dropped her off at the house and left; my sister asked me were beths head was, well i said she was resting..*but with this shit eating grin on* But sis wasn't buying it..What an explantion round table discussion that was for the night!And i still have all but my sis convincied that i did nothing*or should i say my ex*Ok maybe a few ^5's from my bro's.could anyone expect less from men..Oh no i say! [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Got 2 words...copy machine
*L*

I did not copy my boobs TN...my butt maybe...but not my boobays *L*

GRACIE! you copyin yer boobs again? or worse?? LOL

how do i know thee let me count thy ways...*one copy, two, three , etc....

these aren't copies of yer ass sweetcheaks *L*