Dolly Abuse! (new album)

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February 11th, 2006, 01:56 AM
KimberBee

This album is going to take a bit of prefacing first of all. My dad has a funny habit of torturing my moms stuffed animals as jokes, claiming they get more cuddling time than he does. Although he rarely (never) admits to actually committing the crimes. Usually he makes up stories about how "my mom's piglet doll was curious as to how the light fixture worked", or "her manatee stuffed animal wanted to see what was in the washing machine".
Well, silly me, I had thought my dear Ags were safe from his torment, but I have been proven wrong... so very very wrong. I mistakenly left them alone ungaurded on the couch a week or so ago, and returned to find... well... the pictures are in the album.
CAUTION: This album is not reccomended for those with weak hearts or high blood pressure.

Dolly Abuse!

[ February 10, 2006 09:57 PM: Message edited by: KimberBee ]
February 11th, 2006, 01:58 AM
marisol05

Oh oh! Sheila will surely call Dolly Protective Services on him!
February 11th, 2006, 02:03 AM
gubbymj

I just have to say that even though I do not condone any dolly abuse of any kind...
well...
That was kinda cute...the pic of your dad and Kirsten!! LOL!

;o)
Mary Jo
February 11th, 2006, 02:50 AM
AGTeacher

Ok, now that was cute and funny!!!!!!!! poor girls! [img]wink.gif[/img]
February 11th, 2006, 02:51 AM
AGTeacher

Ok, now that was cute and funny!!!!!!!! poor girls! [img]wink.gif[/img]
February 11th, 2006, 05:22 AM
prasnlrd

Dolliecide! Pure adulterated attempted Dolliecide! This villian needs to be reported to The Dollie Protective Services and serve time in Dollie Prison!

I prasnlrd, the Chief of the Dollie Police, say,"GUILTY AS CHARGED!

The sentence for this unspeakable dollie crime is that this dear Dad has to buy every HB member a new doll!

I will be first I want AGT#18!!!

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February 11th, 2006, 05:28 AM
jaydon724

Cute! Your Dad must be really fun. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
February 11th, 2006, 11:49 AM
Ashley1972

ROFLOL!!!
February 11th, 2006, 12:47 PM
Kaileyfan1

That album is so cute, and funny!LOL
February 11th, 2006, 02:17 PM
vew-tori

My BIL must have taken lessens from your Dad. He is always doing things to DD's dolls. It usually involves putting them in high places - hanging by their FEET! DD gets even though by hiding his remote controlled car. Does your dad have any toys?
February 11th, 2006, 02:25 PM
Shawniec

Cute!
February 11th, 2006, 03:59 PM
Homemommie

Quote:

I prasnlrd, the Chief of the Dollie Police, say,"GUILTY AS CHARGED!

The sentence for this unspeakable dollie crime is that this dear Dad has to buy every HB member a new doll!

I will be first I want AGT#18!!!

ROFLOL!! To funny!
February 12th, 2006, 04:11 PM
DollyMomma

that's too cute. bad daddy! [img]confused.gif[/img] takes me back to my childhood; my brothers used to torture my dolls, I mean really torture [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] ... they took off there heads and limbs. my mom always put them back together for me [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img] .
February 12th, 2006, 05:45 PM
Katie148

How funny...that is totally something my little brothers would do. When I lived at home with them, I would often come home to find my dolls imprisoned in the net of a toy soccer goal, bound hand and foot and gagged, or held at (plastic) knifepoint by other dolls (my brothers claimed the other dolls were jealous of the attention given to my AG dolls and wanted to eliminate the competition). [img]eek.gif[/img] I've always considered this to be their way of "playing" dolls with me. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] But needless to say, my girls are glad they don't live with my brothers anymore. [img]tongue.gif[/img]