Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List

<u>Week One</u>
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

<u>Week Two</u>
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

<u>Week Three</u>
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

<u>Week Four</u>
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

<u>Week Five</u>
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 oz., thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottle good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide

<u>Week Six</u>
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco

*snort!*

*Wrist-watch

*Crisco

I knew you'd be surprised!
I knew you'd be surprised!
I knew you'd be surprised!

brokeback hearts are for assholes... [img]wink.gif[/img]


wait, that's not how it goes. [img]confused.gif[/img]

Well, at least gerbils weren't on the list. [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img]

Large tin of Crisco!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I like balsalmic vinegar. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

that's a shock... [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

"6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta"

But I have no idea what the F these are...

taffeta is what your prom dress was made of...
since the other is measured in yards as well, I'd assume it too is a fabric.

Faggot.

yer the one with the taffeta prom dress and obsession for balsamic vinegar, cowpoke.

Um, just the vinegar, Nancy.

sorry, I can't understand you when you're talking with that cock in your mouth. [img]confused.gif[/img]

Resorting to 3rd grade tactics, are we, poopy-dick?

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 15, 2006 05:12 PM: Message edited by: Dajistein ]</font>

that's 4th grade, fuckface! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

Ah- I think I struck a nerve with powderpuff.

I didn't kknow Andy was here... [img]confused.gif[/img]

Heheheh... Gold.

lol

And talking about that.....

Have you seen [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ"]YouTube - Brokeback to the Future[/ame]?

...the funniest thing about "gay" humour? That most of the gay guys I know are skinheads, punks and bikers who, believe me, you would not want to piss off...

...'course, the first "open" gay dude I knew stood about 6'4", weighed an easy 275lbs and was crushing on me. That...was kinda...scary. Even for a lie-beral demon-crat such as myself.

yeah, sorry aboot that, DA... [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/broken_heart.gif[/img]

Quote:

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Originally posted by Dark Angel Must Be Destroyed:
...the funniest thing about "gay" humour? That most of the gay guys I know are skinheads, punks and bikers who, believe me, you would not want to piss off...

...'course, the first "open" gay dude I knew stood about 6'4", weighed an easy 275lbs and was crushing on me. That...was kinda...scary. Even for a lie-beral demon-crat such as myself.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Look at it this way - at least he was crushing you. You know...... like, underneath him. [img]eek.gif[/img]