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We're offering new coffee shop memberships to generate more traffic in here. with each new membership, you get a coffee mug, a brick and a year's supply of Chaser* hangover cure (it works on coffee too!)
The membership is free but it will probably cost you in the end (pun intended). [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="1">*Not to be confused with our own Chaserfan who himself is quite a hangover cure...or so I've heard.</font>
no donuts [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] i can't believe you are offering a new membership without them [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img] and i loved this place so much [img]wink.gif[/img]
*slips Mort a 12pk of donuts*
g'day folks.
generate traffic, eh?
yeah, it does seem we have a lot less these days.
wonder what happened to some of these folks... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
morning pepps.. Starting the day with some Scorpions.
- The radiator from my car is broken, I have to walk to get to the office.
- I have still not been able to rent an apartment, and I have to pay maintenance..
- It's time to renew the yearly school subscription from my daugthers
- I have to buy new glasses and pay for braces for my biggest daughter
- Next week is my second child birthday, and I have to pay for a party in McDonalds
What ? Me worried ? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I don't know, even with all those issues and many more, I knida feel good today....
Morning All.
today is a good day. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
a good day to re-tile the entire mens room at work, that is.
hope I don't fuck it up. [img]eek.gif[/img]
Donuts? Oh yeah, DONUTS! Of course!
Included with your new membership is a coupon good for 7% off your next purchase of donuts.*
<font size="1">*Purchase of extra grande big gulp heart stopping coffee required. Offer valid in red states only on rainy days that start with the letter "w" in odd years. Coupon may not be used with any other promotions. Must be 40 years or older. Void where prohibited.</font>
void where...?!? [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
why thank you peeker [img]wink.gif[/img] well damn... my coupon isn't good, what a shame.
You forgot to add "Contest not open to residents of Quebec". I wonder why most of the stuf up here has that? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Retaliation for Celine Dion maybe?
*voids all over coffee shop*
I wonder why the ladies room in the coffee shop has an HDTV plasma, couch, smoking room, etc...
But the men's room don't even have toilet paper, a soap with a chain and a midget who blows your hands for a buck [img]confused.gif[/img]
Mornin' Folks!
Coffee me up & give me a kiss-
Snow's (!?!) on the way...........
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Quote:
I preach, my dear friends, you?re about to receive on John, barleycorn, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve.
(Spfpfpfpt!)
No parkin? by the sewer sign;
Hot dog, my razor broke;
Water drippin? up the spout,
But I don?t care;
Let it all hang out.
Hangin? from a pine tree by my knees;
Sun shinin? through the shade;
Nobody knows what it?s all about;
It?s too much, man;
Let it all hang out.
Saw a man walkin? upside down;
My TV?s on the blink;
Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout.
Sorry ?bout that.
Let it all hang out.
Sleep all day; drive all night;
Brain a might numb;
Can?t stop now;
Sure ain?t no doubt;
Keep a open mind.
Let it all hang out.
?S rainin? inside a big brown moon;
How does that mess your baby up, Lady?
Eatin? a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut.
Don?t stop now, Baby,
Let it all hang out.
Let it all hang out.
Let it all hang out.
Let it all hang out.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">diff laws governing lotteries/etc.Quote:
Originally posted by KillerKanuck?:
You forgot to add "Contest not open to residents of Quebec". I wonder why most of the stuf up here has that? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Retaliation for Celine Dion maybe?
although I blame Bonhomme...
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Clearly Canadian....
BTW, that brand still exist ? I used to drink the cherry flavor, but they don't bring it here anymore.....
The wife loves Clearly Canadian, although we don't have it here (we don't even have canned pop here).
Tada!!!
*cricket chirping*
Wow, pretty dead today...
I'm back from a whooping 6 days off, damn it was fun. Even if I did absolutely nothing!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually that's because if you want to do a contest in Quebec, you have to pay taxes to Loto-Quebec, so most organiser don't want to do that, so they leave us out...Quote:
Originally posted by KillerKanuck?:
You forgot to add "Contest not open to residents of Quebec". I wonder why most of the stuf up here has that? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Retaliation for Celine Dion maybe?
btw, sorry for the real info [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Mornin' All!
I feel bloated today.... wonder if it's got anything to do with the 5 paczki's I ate yesterday.
I'll skip the coffee in favor of a Diet Coke.
My boyfriend once decided to test that "Chaser" stuff. So he and a bunch of friends got together and got incredibly drunk.
I'll tell you one thing..chaser doesn't work very well if you get so drunk that you throw up the pills before they've had a chance to dissolve.
I gotta ask - what's Chaser's hangover cure?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHAHA! That's funny....and a kind of poetic justice wouldn't you say? [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by TheUnquietGrave:
My boyfriend once decided to test that "Chaser" stuff. So he and a bunch of friends got together and got incredibly drunk.
I'll tell you one thing..chaser doesn't work very well if you get so drunk that you throw up the pills before they've had a chance to dissolve.
i used to drink clearly canadian all the time... i haven't seen it here in years. maybe i haven't looked in the right stores. but this town sucks so [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Y'know, I haven't seen it in years, either. I loved that stuff.Quote:
Originally posted by TheMightyMortitia:
i used to drink clearly canadian all the time... i haven't seen it here in years. maybe i haven't looked in the right stores. but this town sucks so [img]confused.gif[/img]
The Cherry and green apple flavors were my favorities....
So, where are they now ?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHAHA! That's funny....and a kind of poetic justice wouldn't you say? [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">it's funny now, to look back on it. but at the time..god, they were drunk. they videotaped the entire night. and shaved adam's head (upon his request). his hair was nearly to his shoulders. the next morning, I found the shaved hair stuffed into a small ziploc baggie with the date scrawled across it in magic marker.Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TheUnquietGrave:
My boyfriend once decided to test that "Chaser" stuff. So he and a bunch of friends got together and got incredibly drunk.
I'll tell you one thing..chaser doesn't work very well if you get so drunk that you throw up the pills before they've had a chance to dissolve.
that was one of those nights when being the only sober one was really enjoyable..because I was the only one who remembered anything in the morning. which meant that adam woke up and said "where the fuck did my hair go??", at which point I handed him the baggie that his friends had thoughtfully saved for him.
Since we are talking about weird stuff....what is that smoking an apple thing ? You fill weed in a fruit an somke it ? [img]confused.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When you don't have a handy pipe, you can use an apple-Quote:
Originally posted by MM4:
Since we are talking about weird stuff....what is that smoking an apple thing ? You fill weed in a fruit an somke it ? [img]confused.gif[/img]
Cut out a little bowl on one side-then use a pen to make a little stem to the other side.
Silver foil as a screen.
Smoke 'till you have cotton mouth & then eat the apple~
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When you don't have a handy pipe, you can use an apple-Quote:
Originally posted by Street Worm:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by MM4:
Since we are talking about weird stuff....what is that smoking an apple thing ? You fill weed in a fruit an somke it ? [img]confused.gif[/img]
Cut out a little bowl on one side-then use a pen to make a little stem to the other side.
Silver foil as a screen.
Smoke 'till you have cotton mouth & then eat the apple~</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">lol....
but do you actually get some apple scent ?
I know crap about smoking because I just don't get it, and also because I am allergic to smoke.
That and the issue that I sucked one cigarrete left by an aunt when I was 6. Seams I really had a BAD experience.....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHAHA! That's funny....and a kind of poetic justice wouldn't you say? [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I 'road tested' that Chaser stuff too, bought a big bottle for a buddies bachelor party.Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TheUnquietGrave:
My boyfriend once decided to test that "Chaser" stuff. So he and a bunch of friends got together and got incredibly drunk.
I'll tell you one thing..chaser doesn't work very well if you get so drunk that you throw up the pills before they've had a chance to dissolve.
According to another buddy whose a pharmacist the stuff is basically an entire roll of Rolaids in each pill.
As far as whether it worked, I'd say not at all.
First off, if you follow the instructions on the bottle you take a friggin ton of them (if I recall correctly you take 2 before drinking then 1 every 2 or 3 drinks) so I probably didn't take as many as I was supposed to, but not by much.
I didn't heave the pills out the night that I was drinkin' so what I took should have had ample time to disolve and enter my system, but the next morning I still woke up with a hangover straight from hell.
The only good thing about them was that they made my spew a neat shade of pink when I tossed my cookies the next morning. [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">well anything moist & liquidy will mellow the smoke and add a wee touch of flavor.........Quote:
Originally posted by MM4:
lol....
but do you actually get some apple scent ?
sent-I think-would involve lighting the apple on fire which is not recommended~
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">well anything moist & liquidy will mellow the smoke and add a wee touch of flavor.........Quote:
Originally posted by Street Worm:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by MM4:
lol....
but do you actually get some apple scent ?
sent-I think-would involve lighting the apple on fire which is not recommended~</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm....
* Gets a watermelon
OH, BOY !!!
* Smokes and spits seed to Andy
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ March 01, 2006 11:10 AM: Message edited by: MM4 ]</font>
[img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] Why is MM4 going down on that watermelon?
[img]eek.gif[/img] I feel weird after that smoke
* Put two oranges in the eyes, cover head with a pantyhose
I AM A BUG !!!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ March 01, 2006 11:46 AM: Message edited by: MM4 ]</font>
Wack-Ohs!
I'd think a Watermelon would be too-uuh-watery.....
you might drown!
the noble apple pipe is just a
for emergency use only
kind of thing...........
Like when I was in the Middle East (a long time ago)
I could buy a baggie-
3 fingers deep-
of (most excellent) hash for $7 American,
but the only pipes I could find were 6 to 8 feet tall & would have looked funny sticking out of my knapsack.......
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Don't they have coconuts.....maybe too hard...
After my heat experience in Las Vegas, traveling there in JULY, I don't want to know how it feels in the middle east for a few days....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's what's good about Canadian Tire (or any other large hardware store) - $5 worth of brake-line fittings, a faucet filter, and you're all set. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Street Worm:
but the only pipes I could find were 6 to 8 feet tall & would have looked funny sticking out of my knapsack.......
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