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A familly of those fat,"poor" people on benefits have moved next door, and they keep me up every Saturday night, and I have to be at the antique fairs early Sunday mornings to spend the thousands of pounds I earn during the week.
Can anyone tell me the best way to dispose of several bodies in the safest, quickest way,... avoiding detection from the Old Bill and that.
Oh yeah,.. I live by the sea.
Many thanks in advance.
I could send round the Beans for ya?
There was a time when the bobbies used to give
them a warning, and then confiscate the equipment
if they were called out twice in the same night.
Nowadays, you have to go to the Environmental
Health and fill out some forms. Tedious, but
probably worth it in the long run.
Alternatively, send Marsho around.
D.
Get a huge guitar amp. Turn the bass up on it. Put it to the wall and turn it up. You can just leave the guitar on the floor and kick it ocassionally, or go out and leave it there with the feedback for them to listen to
Shit through their letterbox............Daily
Fookin' chavs .. you know if you did that daily J.B, the thick c*nts would only try to open it .. Fookin' nobby louts!!! ( an' yes, i have had the same problem as Buttz .. there fookin' Wankerz !!!) ...
.. jeeeeeshhhh shonny, were's me blledin' teeesh .. lol
Not nice situation... Funnily enough I have recently been to the Doctor as I am permanently tired & had been talked into loads of conspiracy theories from "medical expert" friends. A few blood tests later & I am fine! I work out it's my neighbours music at all hours disrupting my sleep patterns. I'm fit as ever.
I appreciate the advice on Police / EHA but I think the old fashioned have a word thing is passed by too quickly. If you go in guns blazing it could make it ten times worse. Or if they are tenants you can speak with the housing association as they have new powers now. Worst case scenario, I'd just move!
Any thought to walking around naked? I know if my neighbors were always naked I would move.
<font size="4" face="Arial">LMFAO at Carl! What a sight ERRRR!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Carl I.:
Any thought to walking around naked? I know if my neighbors were always naked I would move.
<font size="4" face="Arial">What about explaining them that you have to be at that Antiques fair and that you would like to sleep on Saturday night at a decent hour? But I guess you have tried already.Quote:
Originally posted by Buttz:
A familly of those fat,"poor" people on benefits have moved next door, and they keep me up every Saturday night, and I have to be at the antique fairs early Sunday mornings to spend the thousands of pounds I earn during the week.
Can anyone tell me the best way to dispose of several bodies in the safest, quickest way,... avoiding detection from the Old Bill and that.
Oh yeah,.. I live by the sea.
Many thanks in advance.
Otherwise and since you live by the sea : have them drown !!
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<font size="4" face="Arial">I would surely not move if my neighbor was a hot glamster walking around naked. Just buy some binoculars to see the best of him [img]tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Carl I.:
Any thought to walking around naked? I know if my neighbors were always naked I would move.
Nooooooooo I'm nooooot a perv, how dare ya ?!
Any thought to walking around naked? I know if my neighbors were always naked I would move.
Carl if your neighbours did that, you would have to move sharpish, as you wouldn't want your missus seeing what she's really been missin' out on since you met .... ( runs off sharpish !!!!! )
Oh sure, I try and help out and in return I get "small dick" jokes. What a fine group of folks you all are. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="4" face="Arial">You do know we are talking about Buttz...right? [img]tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
I would surely not move if my neighbor was a hot glamster walking around naked. Just buy some binoculars to see the best of him.
what about making some fake "Wanted by Scotland Yard " posters for murder/sexual predator and post them on your floor. Then later that day, knock on there door and ask to borrow some sugar?
After careful and thoughtful consideration, have decided to go about it the proper way.
I am going with Johnny B's idea, and shall be "Shitting through the letterbox" at the weekend. I have booked a table at "Mr. Pataks'" after the England game Saturday, and on my return,....shall endeavour to "deliver the goods".
Thank you all for your support,.. I'll let you know if I need any more back-up.....
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Let em have it Buttz
"Hold on wait a min Mr Postman !!! .."
"Im just hoping for your sake Butts that the letterbox id low enuff for you to be stickin' yer nought up and squirting for Britain .. "
Here's mud in yer eye !!
How bout playing The Babysitters Overkill at full volume!
I worry about you sometimes Mr H .. which leves me to ponder just what the bottom of the lake looks like near yours Huh !
Amazing I never thought of that Mr Unter....It's just so straight forward!!!
Best method of getting rid of the neighbours ever!!!!
Heard of this a few years ago from a mate of a mate.
In order to get rid of the neighbours, he tried hard to get along with them.
After a couple of weeks, they were getting along reasonably ok....
The long suffering neighbour then got two of his friends to make two seperate phone calls to the offender.
Call no 1: "We require you to attend the police station in regard to an important matter. At 3pm if possible"
Call no 2: "You have a package arriving at 3pm"
Offending neighbour asks long suffering neighbour "Would you sign for the package when it arrives for me?"
This gave long suffering neighbour the opportunity to spend about 30 minutes in his neighbours house!!!!
Once in, armed with two bags of frozen prawns. He put the prawns in just about every well concealed place he could.
As the weeks passed, the smell became quite unbearable. Drainage people were called, pest exterminators....
Just short of calling an exorcist, the offending neighbour moved.
Cruel? Yes Devious? Yes
Result acheived!!
Easy, pick axe handle to keep em quiet, then buy a big roll of chicken wire. Best buy it before you thwack their noggings in. Lay each one of them out on about 10 ft lengh of chicken wire and roll them up in it, remembering to throw a few good size beach cobbles in every time you roll them over. After about five rolls the will be wrapped like a nice joint, except with chicken wire instead of Rizla and with enough cobbles wrapped in there to send them straight to the bottom. Twist the ends tight and borrow a fishing boat from the quay.
The crabs and fish will make short work of them and theres nothing left but a roll of chicken wire with few big stone in. Easy.
<font color="#FF0099" size="1">[ June 30, 2006 12:31 PM: Message edited by: Fleagle the Guitarist ]</font>
That method of body disposal was a very tried and tested, courtesy of one Freddie Foreman. There was always speculation about what happend to the bodies of Jack the hat McVitie and George Cornell once those playtful twins had shot them in the forhead or stabbed them in the eye. Fed to the pigs? Stuffed in coffins with other legitinate bodies at Forest gate crematorium?
Read Formans book. He reckons he was given the job of getting rid on the both and, according to him, it was chicken wire and rocks in the Thames estury.
<font color="#FF0099" size="1">[ July 02, 2006 11:35 AM: Message edited by: Fleagle the Guitarist ]</font>
That method of body disposal was a very tried and tested, courtesy of one Freddie Foreman. There was always speculation about what happend to the bodies of Jack the hat McVitie and George Cornell once those playtful twins had shot them in the forhead or stabbed them in the eye. Fed to the pigs? Stuffed in coffins with other legitinate bodies at Forest gate crematorium?
Read Formans book. He reckons he was given the job of getting rid on the both adn according to him it was chicken wire and rocks in the Thames esturay.
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