Shakira

Just a reminder to watch Saturday Night Live tonight!

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Kiss this, baby!!!

I'm not quite getting her, can't figure out if I like her and her humble breasts or not.


She's awfully wiggly in her video.

it's funny that you mention humble breasts

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

I'm not sure about the strong legs line she say's either.


On the other hand, I do dig the hair.

She might have itty bitty titties, but some guys like that.

Why, I'm not real clear on.

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

when the woman gets older you don't have to move her tits out of the way of her crotch to have sex.

Some men prefer the look of a 13 year old.


I think it helps with the mid-life crisis.

We don't need to know about you and your mom.

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ahhh Kindergarten has taught you much.

I'll give odds of 5/1 on that Ickey won't graduate within the next 5 years.

awww....are you trying to insult my intelligence?

Damn. I thought you were better than that.

Like maybe you could pick on my penis size.

The kindergarten crack is pretty good though. 5 to 1? Hell, it took me 6 years just to graduate from pre-school. So I think you give me too much credit.

I have heard so many stories about you. How you are such an amazing specimen of the truly smart and biting man. That you can reduce people to tears with your sharp as nails wit. That you are a hostboard legend.

hehehe

Little did I know. If I had realized that intelligence smack was your favorite game, I would have given you something better to work to with. But since you seem to be a mental giant in comparison to myself, I'm sure you can come up with something that is amusing to me.

Like maybe you want to try and bring back to life that rumor you started months ago that me and Poets had gotten together. That was pretty good.

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if I were gay and/or a troll I would say 'meltdown'.

as for me starting a rumour about you and poets, I actually said
'if I remember correctly didn't Ickey and Poets have a thing?'
Obviously I either didn't remember correctly or your defensive response was a confession.

now whoever I said that to, which I don't remember at the moment but I have a good idea, they made it a rumour by passing on one of my thoughts.
Just shows you how keen some people are to stir shit.

[This message has been edited by Spikey (edited December 01, 2001).]

ickey, you go boy!

signed, UDF

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kat
I was almost blinded by her brief flashes of insight.

What's funny here is that I had no idea who Poets even was. Imagine her surprise when I finally talked to her and told her that we had been an item at one time. That was pretty good. The only thing that makes it even better is that nobody ever told me that you were the one who said it. So thanks for clearing that up for all of us.

Meltdown? yeah, ok man.

Actually, I'm quite enjoying watching you waste your time talking to me. It is very amusing. To know that I seem to catch your attention enough to make you want to respond to me is quite flattering. Here I am, a pimple on an elephant's ass, and you still seem inclined to pick at it.

I wonder how much stuff you could have accomplished by now if you had not bothered to waste your time?


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you aren't wasting my time, I'd be posting on one board or another at the moment anyway.

You seem to be missing the point, I said it, I was wrong, I don't care, I just find it pathetic that someone felt the need to perpetuate what was an off the cuff remark to make it into some huge deal for you.

it wasn't a huge deal it was funny

and your name was never even mentioned as being the one trying to dig up shit about ickey

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

It wasn't a huge deal. Was kinda funny actually.

And then the fact that someone tried to use it as fact in an effort to start trouble for me was even funnier.

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haha

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

and might i add the comment...

Shakira.. I'd do her

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

By the way, who told you I had designs on 'your woman'? is that why you seem kinda insecure when dealing with me?
To tell the truth, I do not have, or never have had any feelings for your woman. I suggest they came out of someone's warped little mind. In fact I had a girlfriend for most of the time I talked to Niki and had no intention of giving her up. So now you can let go of your pent up anger against me.

'and your name was never even mentioned as being the one trying to dig up shit about ickey'

I don't care if it was, really, I just found it strange and a little funny that what I said in a private conversation ended up elsewhere. I wasn't trying to dig up shit about Ickey, I'm pretty ambivalent about the whole thing

haha.. he's insecure and has pent up anger against you?

think again and don't flatter yourself

and really spikey.. i never said we had anything other than some demented online mutual boredom thing

we got alot better things to talk about than you and internet drama believe it or not

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

I think you are confused man. I said I was told you "once" had designs, not that you "do".

I don't have any anger towards you, really. Just sometimes I see little barbs aimed at me from you. So why would I not think that you don't have something against me?

As you say, it makes no difference really.

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'i never said we had anything other than some demented online mutual boredom thing'

well I've heard otherwise, stories about how pissed off you were when I was with my girlfriend, how come you were over at GM bitching about her? how come I had to tell you to fuck off numerous times before you got the idea (which happened to be around the same time you and Ickey started up). How come even though after I (drunkenly) gave you my phone number I asked you never to call but you did?
I heard from a number of people that I loved you, which is something I didn't know about.

I always knew you were a liar but I never knew you were blatent enough to do in front of a bunch of people who know different.

'To tell the truth, I do not have, or never have had any feelings for your woman'

note the 'never have had' part too, Ickey.

I really have nothing against you, you solved a problem for me.
I just don't like the fact that you assumed things about me before I even knew who you were.

I had to asssume things. The first time I ever heard your name was when I was told about the above shit.

NOBODY knew who I was when I first started talking to Niki, other than maybe Lovebuzz, but it was pretty amazing to me to hear all the great things that were said about me in those first few days. Some of them were attributed, and some weren't. But the anonymous ones were given a tag that pointed. Know what I mean?

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i don't care what you've heard.. i hear all sorts of interesting things about myself too.. most of which are totally off base and rather funny

i know what i told him and so does he and really no one else matters

i hadn't talked to you for months before him and i started talking and really had no desire to just as you didn't

as for the rest of it.. believe what you want.. i don't care. i hear alot of bullshit stories you supposidly tell about me too. if i cared i'd ask you, i haven't so obviously i don't. all that shit was a long time ago and you aren't the only one that used to drink too much. get over it.. i have

i'm such a liar eh? whatever you say oh great truthful one

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

[This message has been edited by ikin (edited December 01, 2001).]

I know what you mean... but as the numerous times I have stated in this thread, I had that one brain fart that I expressed in a private chat and to find it is public knowledge is quite disconcerting considering I trusted the person I was talking to. At least at that time.

Niki, I know for a fact that most of that is true, don't accuse me of lying to cover your own ass.

I haven't told a single lie about you.. just because you are bitter at me and seem to want to pass that on, I still insist I don't work like that.

if you knew ickey at all, you really would see how fucking funny it was

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

i'm not bitter at you at all spikey

i really have no problem with you

i had a rough time.. people do stupid shit.. i've entered back into reality

hang onto the past as long as you like but don't use it to make me out to be bitter or to even care the slightest bit cuz it's not the way it is

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

same here believe it or not...

I also believe Ickey was the one to bring up the past, I set him straight, you took exception to this.. and lied.. that's the reason you came across as bitter... you could've just told the truth and got on with whatever.

ps. people change... i have ALOT. you shouldn't assume you know anything about me at all now because you don't. i don't bother looking back cuz i have too much to look forward too


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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

This conversation reminds me of the way Shakira dances.

This post will get even funnier when I confess this little tidbit of information.


I started a rumor that ickey probly dated poet when he first started posting.

Just like I start rumors that bingle jells wears aluminum foil on her head at nite and that I have a foot fetish.


To think.. it's gotten this far over the past months. I had no clue this one was gonna be "the" famous one.


It's just about as big as my saranwrap bra idea.

i lied when? i never claimed that i didn't stalk you did i? or claimed to not of done all sorts of moronic things? i know what i told him and i have no reason to lie to him about any of it and like i said.. him and i got alot better things to talk about

and he didn't solve a problem for you cuz it solved itself. you and i have not talked for quite some time... and i don't recall complaining about it nor do i recall you complaining about it



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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

ohhhhhhhh

i forgot about the saranwrap bra

i'll be sure to pack mine friday when i go see ickey again

thanks for reminding me!!

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How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain?
To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain.

well either way, someone has been telling Ickey I had a thing for you and clearly no-one has set him straight.

Here's the reality. It is a non-issue.

Niki had alife before I met her, you have yer own life, I don't really care what happened in the past. I am more the present and future type of person.

God knows I don't want to dredge up my past.

As for you starting rumors Sofa, that is funny in that I never take anything you say seriously anyway.

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