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I thought we might play a little game today...This is how it works (for those of you too young to remember the game show)
Just like 20 questions...I will answer 20 (total/combined, not 20 from each of you)yes or no questions and at the end of it all you have to tell me where I work as in the name of the company not just a round about guess. It is a nation wide co. so you should all have heard of it
http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
IBM
Did I win?
On second thought, McDonald's?
What are you doing, Dave?
http://onyx.he.net/~hotmoves/LIC/kubrick/reflection.jpg
1.) Did I win?
Nope
2.) On second thought, McDonald's?
No
wondering if I should count those as "real" questions
Internal Revenue Service
You might want to ask about things I might do at my place of employment first so you can figure out what kind of work I do before guessing the company http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
But that wouldn't be any fun.
Kinko's?
Office Max?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Haywood Nelson:
Office Max?</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
BINGO! See I knew it all the time!!!
Now let's cut to the chase. Cinder, I need a Lexmark 12A1980 and a Lexmark 12A1970 Ink Cartridges. I am broke. Make me a deal, OK?
And, oh, by the way. Thanks for the sig idea.
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 08, 2002 01:13 PM: Message edited by: Deej ]</font>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Haywood Nelson:
Office Max?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Damnit you Bitch...I told the few that knew to keep their mouth shut during the game http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
Deej...We are currently out of the black 12A1970 Ink Cartridges, but we do have a 12A1975 that is a higher capacity cartridge for $40.99
damn ink...you would think it was made out of gold
Okay so what is my job position???
And NO I am NOT the HEAD cashier http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Cinder:
Okay so what is my job position???
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69, Dude!!
http://www.zweb.com/kr2/Margarete/BT...als/BTEA02.jpg
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 08, 2002 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Biggie ]</font>
My questions:
1. What is a gerund?
2. What is the Capital of North Dakota?
3. How many Frenchmen can't be wrong?
You work here:
1. Barnum & Bailey Circus (stiltwalker)
2. Boston General Hospital (brain surgeon)
3. Denny's (fry cook)
4. CIA (double-knot spy)
5. At home (envelope stuffer)
6. Dunkin Doughnuts (Associate Icer, level II)
7. U.S. Army (you drive a self-propelled howitzer)
8. Melman's Tall and Fat (clerk)
9. Keebler (cracker salter)
10. Ying's Bamboo Hut (dominatrix)
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Contestant Number 1, what is your name please?
"My name is Hellen Keller."
Contestant Number 2?
"My name is Hellen Keller."
Contestant Number 3?
"AROOFM mAnnISSHELLL-hELon KilLLloaHHHR"
Some things never change. Bace is always funny and whenever the incredibly underrated Uncle Fester feels like it he comes up with some of the best shit these boards have to offer.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Cinder:
but there is a copy center where I work</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
That gave it away.
hint...my job position is related to a song of the 70's that was covered in the 90's by Tesla
Damn...I didn't know we were the only office supply store that has a copy center http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
I don't recall any Tesla songs about crack whores.
Where's moth and tomas when you need them?
PY...Trying to smack???
Go back to Jerking Off http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
I don't recall any Tesla songs about crack whores.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Er, maybe Cinder is an Assistant Crackwhore! http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Cinder:
hint...my job position is related to a song of the 70's that was covered in the 90's by Tesla </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
You either make Signs, or you're a crew slut for the Five Man Electrical Band. It's a toss-up.
Signs?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TenTallBen:
Signs?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://www.wfmz.com/includes/left.jpg
Dude.
You got it!!!
I am the signage bitch from hell!!!
Every damned tag/banner/ad sign/price sticker belong to me http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
Max Means More
Thanks for playing!!!
just doing my part to keep the board alive
Here's your prize...
http://www.trollnet.com/~cinder/ducky.jpg
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Cinder:
Damnit you Bitch...I told the few that knew to keep their mouth shut during the game http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
Deej...We are currently out of the black 12A1970 Ink Cartridges, but we do have a 12A1975 that is a higher capacity cartridge for $40.99
damn ink...you would think it was made out of gold
Okay so what is my job position???
And NO I am NOT the HEAD cashier http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>I didn't say anything until he guessed it! You didn't even tell me, by the way. No one on the board did. I am an excellent investigator! http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
Thinks to self. If you are so fuckin good, dumb ass, how come you can't afford the damn ink?
3.) Internal Revenue Service
No
4.) Kinko's?
No
but there is a copy center where I work
you work at starbucks.
show up for work around 8:30 in the morning and leave @ 3:00 - mon, tues, thurs, and saturday.
wed is an off day friday, you work the 10-5:30 shift and miss the payday bank drive thru by 5 minutes. saturday before work you cash your check, grab a donut or muffin from the shop down the block from your house.
sunday used to be reserved for football, but lately you have been spending more time with the hubby and kids.
one time i thought you saw me and my binoculars.
m.perk
-Where are the Snowdens of our yesteryear?
-Who is John Galt?
-Why do you dote... dote in sweet idolatry upon this spotted and unconstant man?
-Is it bigger than a baby's arm?
-Is BBQ not hilarious?
-Would you please help my pony?
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 08, 2002 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Bacefelice ]</font>
bbqjones...Funny, yet scary http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
5.) Would you please help my pony?
No
animals are not allowed at my work
This one's good for a bump