How I Wish

I would have had a camera tonight at Golden Corral. Me, elp6n, and Shoe saw some rough looking women tonight, but the woman at the Corral with the MONDO MULLET was the funkiest thing i have seen in years.

She scared me. I wanted to cry.
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Haha....That had to be the Queen Mullet. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I was about to borrow a hair net from the dishwasher and demand that she use it...kept envisioning Harry Hamlin in Clash Of The Titans slaying Medusa.

Such extragavent feathering on the sides. LMAO.

Actually, considering all we saw, I think we crossed the wrong state line. I think we were in KY, not TN.
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was it a Joe Dirt mullet?

For some reason i can't get the Bee Gees and Staying Alive out of my head.

actually, it almost was a Joe Dirt, just a little flatter.

I think we took a wrong turn somewheres and ended up in kentucky.

Someone should have told her 1985 called and wanted their mullet back. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Mullets are quite the complex haircut. I never understand how some let it get so ratty in the back....I mean, you know they have to keep up the front.

My friend and I were at the Sophisticated Otter to see the Josh Todd Band, and the opening act was a local band. The band had quite the middle-aged women following...and this one lady had a massive mullet going on. My friend pointed it out to me, right as the lady looked at us. That lady could have kicked my butt probably.

Was funny: Elp6n asked said "You should check out the woman on your left and that mullet", and i said "Already see her"-my peripheral vision had caught it-was that bad.

LOL
never point and laugh at a mullet! You could be injured...

cause you may be pointing and crying at the gun they pull out

I just have an image of a large fist coming at my face, and then blackness [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

The gun that they can pull out of their mullet haha [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Anybody that has such a disregard to for themselves to do that to their head, is indeed a dangerous creature.

maybe we should start a topic "who has had a mullet" .
I have to confess, I'm guilty for a while. Of course when you are my age most have had one at one time or another. After all, the 80's was the decade for big hair and carefree attitude's.

She could have pulled a bazooka outta that head.

well..not so much a mullet, but I did have feathered hair...
(I'm so ashamed!!!)

I had a Mohawk

I guess for her it was about functionality versus the style, she had a built in gun rack, but I am sure she would require a license to carry a concealed weapon.

I shaved your head bald one time remember!!

And i looked damned good too. Now with the earring, i'm thinking about doing that again-the Mr. Clean look. I may even get a tattoo there before it's said and done.

That wouldn't be fun...I like to run my fingers through his hair too much! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

He picked out the guard on the shaver not me.

I don't about pulling a gun or whatever, but with geasey mullet look she had going on was enough punishment. I wonder if it was crisco or castrol 10w-30.

We saw a LOT of ugly today.

Had that Jerry-curl thing going on

a jerry curled mullet, I didn't think that was possible. wait yeah Rick James style?

I always like seeing alot of ugly men-makes me look a heckuva lot better. They serve a purpose.

In that case, compared to those women we saw, I'm Claudia Schiffer!

I didn't think alot of things were possible until i saw that. It truly was priceless/unforgettable. The kicker is she had a man with her. As my Papaw (God rest his soul) always said "Wherever there's an old scrub mule, there will always be an old scrub bush to tie it to" [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

hey! That's my mom that you are talking about!! Gosh!! LOL...just playin!

Well just do the mohawk again, you have your bald look and the hair for anyone to run fingers through, you could look like a true Bam Bam Bigelow fan

Mohawk on black haired, brown eyed man-yep appropriate
Mohawk on blonde haired, blue-eyed man-nah

lol well I was figuring since you mentioned getting a tat there you could just have the best of both worlds

i want a new hair cut

im getting my first actual hair cut in four years this week probably..

My mom has a mullet and sometimes she wants me to perm it, so she has a curl in the back stright on the top mullet!
Buissness in the front, party in the back!!!