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uuuugh.... you can't be serious....
lol ahh why not
don't ask
no no.... you misunderstood.
'yikes' was meant for those whom like to view/wear clothing that is that small.
...certainly NOT for beastiality.
go suck a horse shat
...not my style...
what about me?
you're a horse???
hung like one
they all say that
(right wes?)
i'm not hung like a horse..
(there, i negated your last post [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
et tu, zela?!?!?!
id love to see you with some camel toe shat
OMFG.... you mean to tell me that there are actually people out there that dig that??
yeah lots of people.
at least im not into beastiality
now that shits gross
...yikes...
yikes is right
i would imagine that's very uncomfortable to wear
*why back in my days we called it camel paw
lmmfao!
from some of the sites i've seen, some chicks dig it.
which makes me feel kinda...er...hyprocritical.
*leaves prior to embarrassing herself*
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about you negating my post...
is this entire forum against me?
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of course not shatzy, but i just wanted to give my fellow men the opportunity to be hung like horses, because i think some of them really want to.
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about you negating my post...
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of course not! i'm your willing servant!
*bows*
huh? about being hung or about big tech's wierd tastes in pornography?
about you negating my post...
is this entire forum against me?
OMAR'S OLD SCHOOL SLAM
Of interest to those, and only those who are interested, I am hung like a camel and have hung with camels too. Fortunately for me, I never hang out with camels in Nigeria.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/MotocrossFans.jpg
Laguna Seca Toe
Toe Factor: High
Cheese Factor: Higher
Let's say right of the bat that there is nothing you could think of sexually that would be shocking or off-limits to a chick who wears a bikini to a motocross event; this is why the X Games should probably be called the XXX games. Do you think either of these girls would say "slow down...let's take this slowly"? Of course not. Now, the one on the right only has about three more years of being sexy, as you can almost sense the inevitability of her two thighs rubbing together as she gets older... so you have to get to the racetrack soon to meet her. The girl on the left has a much longer expiration date, but girls in this demographic tend not to age well so you might not want to linger for her either. These two girls really like Sugar Ray music, Corona lite beer and guys who act like mavericks on the weekend but wear nametags to their jobs during the week.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/golfingparty.jpg
Par Four Toe
Toe Factor: 8 (with a 2 handicap for the far right one)
Seen: Pebble, Nantucket Golf, Winged Foot, Pinehurst
We were told that this photo was taken at a charity golf tournament. Where does one find courses with trashy women such as these? Portland, Oregon? The one on the left is sassy, and exudes confidence that she could make you beg for mercy. The 2nd from the left has a nice toe. But something tells me she has used her company's mental health plan more than they had hoped. The guy has that " I am going to regret this picture" look. The red bikini woman is a poor man's Phoebe Cates. But that is OK. The woman on the far right is a broomstick short of being burned in Salem, Mass. She looks like she just finished her first pack of Newport Lights, and is ready to reload. These women should enjoy what little remains of their misspent youths. Cause ten years from now, the only lasting vestige of those years will be the tattoos and the nicotine addiction. Wow. That sounded harsh, even for me.
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Starbucks Toe
Toe Factor: 4 (not great toe, but cmon...)
Seen: Cirque de No Way
Starbucks and coffee have come a long way. We used to order coffee by saying "Coffee please". Now we have to indicate size, type of milk used, and blend, all while speaking Italian. I resent having to speak Italian in my own country, particularly when addressing people who also don't speak Italian. So, I generally use the traditional "large" or "medium" instead of "Venti" and "Grande". When the employee responds, "You mean Venti?", I say, "yeah, large". But other than the phony Euro wannabe language, I don't hate Starbucks. Hating
Starbucks is so cliche. The coffee is decent, no matter what yuppies and hippie clowns will tell you. Sure, it is a chain. But it is also one of the few acceptable places to take a public dump. They always have a decent crapper. And because it is a single-user crapper, you get to look at the victim that has to walk in after you have nuked the joint, which is a bonus. So, let's give Starbucks a break until some other chain comes up with a decent growler.
http://www.cameltoe.org/images/millwood.jpg
Kevin Millwood (is that a name or a nickname?)
Toe Factor: 7
World Championships in 11 straight playoff seasons: 1
Well, it's October. Time for the Braves to return to their families and watch the World Series on TV. This photo will be seen by more people in mid and late October than will Greg Maddux (5 time Cy Young award winner). That's because the Braves, like the city they represent, are over-rated. However, with lumber like this it's hard to imagine that Kevin Millwood really cares... in fact, he must relish the off-season where he can just hang (literally) at home in loose-fitting boxers and just let that chicken run... free range style. No more of those tight uniforms, which for junk like this are a cotton penitentiary. If you study the photo, the package is only slightly smaller than his glove... that's remarkable: male readers I dare you to make such a comparison at home and retain a strong self image!!! This guy rarely pitches to anyone with a bigger bat than he swings. Go Kevin.
LMAO@boyfriends with nametags!
i can't believe i saw this thread again....
the first post on this page is so fucking funny.... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
LMAO!!!!
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Camel Toe
<font color="#7c03f8" size="1">[ January 14, 2004 01:59 PM: Message edited by: Omar de Fati ]</font>
i'm starting to feel old.
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Originally posted by zelazny:
i'm starting to feel old.