What do you do when Aunt Flo comes to town? Keep on plowin' or become a monk for 5 days?
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What do you do when Aunt Flo comes to town? Keep on plowin' or become a monk for 5 days?
Run that stop sign, then stick it in her poop chute, pull it out and give her A2M [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[censored] WEEK!!!
H U M M E R is censored? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
You never go as s to mouth!!
eating bloody [censored] gives you red wings!
I've always heard you aint a real man until you earned you "RED WINGS". So like a buddy of mine says, if you can walk through mud you can [censored] through blood, lol. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
give her an angry pirate, a dirty sanchez, and then when youre hittin it from behind, knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the steps like a snow mobile [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Not gonna be earnin no redwings, unless you count that she started while you were allready in there.
Just a week of h ummers.
I've earned my redwings..
was watchin Sue Johansen last night, and some guy called in talkin about how he enjoyed eating his wife out while she was on her period!!!
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was watchin Sue Johansen last night, and some guy called in talkin about how he enjoyed eating his wife out while she was on her period!!!
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That's the actual definition of "red wings" as Mr. 17.5 was saying. The Hell's Angels coined that term years ago, and it was a way to earn your "red wings" patch. It's not having sex during that time, it's [censored].
well hell, guess i've still earned them...on accident that is though!
did it taste like cranberry sauce?
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well hell, guess i've still earned them...on accident that is though!
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how does a chick not know she's bleeding?
It can be close to that time and you not know it's actually there. Unfortunately, it happens and you come up looking like Nosferatu. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp008106164.gif[/img]
Started during the act mang..
i don't mind at all fuckin while a girl is bleeding, but [censored], my mouth or hands doesn't go down south while the red tide is in
That's why you don't eat vag within 2 days prior or 5 days after. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
I hate finishing with a bloody dick.
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It can be close to that time and you not know it's actually there. Unfortunately, it happens and you come up looking like Nosferatu. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp008106164.gif[/img]
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Speaking from experience Lestat?
Unfortunately. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Unfortunately. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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I sit here laughing my [censored] off.
I didn't. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I like my steaks rare, not my womerns.
Haha, sucks don't it lung???
bob, yeah, the bloody dick does blow sometimes, but hell, sometimes you can't wait for the tide to leave!
You can allways wait for the tide to leave, thats what h ummers were made for.
Bloody cokk equals more lube, saves money on KY [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]