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As you're all well aware,... "Get Fruity" is one year old on Sunday,.. and as a mark of respect,.. there will be a firework let off,.. here in the Village at 10.07p.m. on Sunday,.. and an egg & spoon race on the beach to follow,.. weather permitting.
Is it all ticket?
Ive got a guest list. I might be able to squeeze you on mine but I will have to speak to Clear Channel first.
It's ?5,.. that's to cover the cost of the firework and eggs. See y'all down there. And,..Oh yeah,.. you may want to bring a box of matches.
I hate using other people's spoons, so I'll bring my own!
Hey Andy, unfair advantage using your own spoon dude, the egg is sure to stick to the residual 'Smack' thats still on it !
Did I mention we're using ostrich eggs...? so if you are bringing your own spoon,...best make it a biggun. .... O.K..
It would appear I was the only one on the beach... It was pitch black when I arrived.
I was there too but couldn't find anyone. The pitch black issue may have had something to do with it.
Half a doz sauseages left .. Yeah i bet its cos fookin Mr 'Unter knicked em all, you know what he's like with catering size tins of Bockwurst !
<font color="#FF0099" size="1">[ May 22, 2006 01:28 PM: Message edited by: BIFFA BACON ]</font>
I'd like my money back then Buttz or at least re-organise another themed event for those who were kept in the dark.
We saw you,.. but decided to keep quiet. We only had half a dozen sausages you see......
Hang on,.. hang on,.. what beach were you on?
Was there a specific beach, you never said?
I just assumed you meant the beach by Ayr Pavillion? That's the nearest one to me - I only know that one and the Pleasure Beach.
Yeah,.. that's the one.
Oh well,... there's always next year......
I'll be visiting Ayr in a couple of weeks [img]smile.gif[/img]
Several weeks too late for the party but hey-ho! [img]redface.gif[/img]
<font size="4" face="Arial">hey, don't lay all the blame at my door. I seem to remember a certain barnleys sasquatch being a co procurer of said sausages. It needed two of us to shift 1400.Quote:
Originally posted by BIFFA BACON:
Half a doz sauseages left .. Yeah i bet its cos fookin Mr 'Unter knicked em all, you know what he's like with catering size tins of Bockwurst !
<font color="#FF0099"><font size="1">[ May 22, 2006 01:28 PM: Message edited by: BIFFA BACON ]</font></font>
Barnsley Sasquatch .. no surprize there then ?
I've done many stupid things in my time but that one would be in the top 5
Agreed. the question that remains is 'Why?'
Why did we need 1400 frankfurters? There were six boxes sat next to the van when we got collared and we said some locals had helped us load out the gear and they must have picked them up and brought them down to the van thinking they were part of our equipement.
I don't think the guy bought it for one moment but it created enough confusion for us to load up and leg it before he called the plod.
ha ha! Sucker!
Why indeed !........The great frankfurter robbery remains a complete mystery to me, as does the childrens sunglasses robbery and the cardboard cutout Pinhead robbery and the............. you get the picture
We looked well buff in those sunglasses.
I think my all time favourite was the wheelie bin full of porn mags we found behind that lorry drivers cafe on the A1.
Stu: "Great! A wheelie bin. Just what we need for the reheasal room instead of that tiny waste paper basket.
Dave: Hang on its chained to the lampost.
Johnny: Thwack! 'Not now it isnt' ged it in the van'
Dave didnt surface for a week after that.
I reckon that cafe was running a bit of a swap shop.
My Orange tree's gone beserk!!