Bird sent me an email!
He needs his brain back!
(Now where the heck did i put the darned thing?)
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Bird sent me an email!
He needs his brain back!
(Now where the heck did i put the darned thing?)
Bird sent you that e-mail like, 2 weeks ago.
and I just wanted to know if I could have it back, because you seem to be getting into my level of trouble alot more than usual.
Firebird! You do care!
no he don't, but thats what he wants you to think [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Of course! I always categorically label my brains!
See, Firebird just loaned me his because my own was sucked out by zombies while playing "night of the living dead." (Sweet Bird!)
Anyways, I eventually got my own brain back (off of ebay- how unfair is that?) and purchased a few more while I was at it...
It was fun thinking like the bird, but he's concerned about his rep, and wants it back.
Problem is, something's amiss. See- I'm looking through my collection here, and I can't find either "Lulu" or "Firebird!"
HAS ANYONE SEEN BIRD's BRAIN? Did I leave it in a lair? On someone's futon? IF you have the brain, please bring it back! It is sorely missed!
In the meantime, I wonder if Bird would accept a temporary replacement? See- here's a neat one! Once belonged to a fine individual, named...
"Abby Normal..."
I think he just wants you to think, seeing as how he has so much trouble with his lacking of a brain and all.
Perhaps Lulu is starting to think like Bird, having his brain and all...
Hey Lulu! I hope you put tags on those brains so you don't confuse yours with his!
I'm not completely convinced of the fact that bird ever had a brain to begin with...
[img]wink.gif[/img]
that's ok, eris. I don't think you have a soul.
And yes, Lulu, I'd love to sample your collection of brains, but I'm not sure the Abby Normal one would work for me. Got anything else?
Bird !!! try the one that says "in case of emergency brake glass"
*breaks glass*
now what?
I don't know.... How did you get your brain out in the first place?!?
See, we were fighting a house full of Zombies, right? And I'm blasting some over here, and shooting some over hereright? And then I see Lulu over in the corner getting chowed on, see? So I rush over there, right, and start way laying zombies left and right, cause, ya know, that's what I do, right? Anyway, Lulu's got, like, ZERO brains left cause they munched it all out of her dome. SO I'm like, bummer...
So bran comes in, okay, and all i see is nunchucks and swords BLAZING. So I'm like, DAMN, right... so we go to check up on Lulu, who still has no brain cause the zombies made a midnight snack of her cranial nuggets. And bran, being the all powerful and wise one, looks at me and says "dude".. she actually ca;lled me dude, I was trippin!!! She says "dude, we gotta save Lulu." I'm like, totally in agrrement with her, right, cause Lulu is all cool to me and stuff and I'd hate to see her become a zombie cause then I'd have to whoop her undead ass all over the place, okay? So I gave up my brain for Lulu, and then she starts all acting like me and stuff, I was lie, whoa, that's me. hahahahaha...
and, that's the whole tale about How Lulu Got My Brain. True Story.
It's like true , I was there. but I was like talking to jely at the time so I like didn't see the whole thing. It was really wild though I like thought I was going to just die when Lulu um, died cause she's just super cool and all.
So... Now you're using Jubilie's brain........?
Well, technically I'm using Firebird's brain- (oh yeah! How 'bout that! I got your brain right here in my head bird!)
On the plus side- i'm not a jelly brained zombie.
On the flip side, I can't remember half as well, I suddenly looove football, a military career is sounding better and better... and I suffer from a constant craving for beer!
Beer! Give me Beer!
(Ug! Sorry! Momentarily sidetracked.)
Well, bird saved my life- no fooling! He's my hero. My new brain can't stop thinking of ways in which bird is great!
Anyways, Bird claimed he rarely used his larger brain anyway- the little guy being sufficient. But now he wants it back- alas! I will miss it!
Ok Bird- here it is.
(holds out paper sack!)
Whoa. Lulu... like, thanks, and stuff. I was just getting used to this new brain, right, even though, it has me talking. like, a surfer dude.. ahahahahaa...
But, like, that still leaves you, with no brain. Bummer...
Hey, how about we switch brains? That'd be rad...
*drops paper bag and watches my brain take off running*
whoa. UNCOOL.....
OHMYGOSH!! your brain just like, totaly dissed you!! i hope we don't have to go like hunt it down and stuff cause like that might lead to a ton of trouble and stuff. but like if we must then we um...must.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Firebird98:
But, like, that still leaves you, with no brain. Bummer...
Hey, how about we switch brains? That'd be rad...
*drops paper bag and watches my brain take off running*
whoa. UNCOOL.....</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
The now brainless Lulu emits a high-pitched squeal of disgust-
Like eeeeewwwww! That is like, soooo gross! Like gag me!
Omigod! You're like so right- I have like no brain!! Do you think it will make me less popular? Will oh-so-hot guys mind? Do you think they'll notice?! Cus I used to be all smart and stuff-
Y'know? All I can say is- like, thank god I'm a blonde!
(cute ponytail flip!)
Wow Bill, Ted and Cher (From Clueless).... You're frightening me.....
Shut up, Rhain!! this is like, really a serious time here, ok? dude...
Oh yeah!! So like, Lulu, um, do you wanna go to the prom after we like, find my brain? my dad said we could most righteously use his car, hahahaha...
O... K.... So where did Ski's brain go? Or does he just sound like that all the time and I just didn't notice.....?
Omigod! (flirt) I so have to shop for a dress!
Like yes! I will totally go with you! [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
(bats eyes. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img] Mindless giggle...)
You know- i was never that good at botany anyways, but do we really need brains? I mean- are they like your apendix or your esophagus or something? Something that's- y'know- left over from jurrassic times and evaluation and our bodies don't really use them?
(forgets her train of thought...)
So...
are you, like, a surfer?
Nice tan!
..... Are we still in high school? [img]graemlins/star.gif[/img]
*Runs screaming from the thread in terror!*
*Grabs Rhain* like were you going hot stuff? like you and me can go to the prom with bird and lulu and stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]
Bwaaaaa! *Thrashes wildly* Wait.... Does that mean I get to wear a pretty dress? Like, totally count me in, for sure!
rockers!!! I got Rhain for a date to the prom, like wow dude, yo Bird dude, like my babe is way hot !!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
yeah, but MY babe, is like, LULU. Fer Sure....
TOTALY!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Like, fer sure.
*lurking in corner*
Prom night, huh? This is working out better than I planned, muhahahahahahahahaaaa....
*Grabs Ski's arm and gasps in fear* Eeeeewwww! It's icky and scarey and stuff....
Oh. Mygod! Is that like, a talking body part? That is like so totally NOT cool! And I'm just like- eeeewww! Can we be more gross?
*turns to face said body part- hands on hips*
Look- we are like, trying to plan for PROM here! And it is going to be, like, the most important event of my LIFE! [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/star.gif[/img]
You are a brane. We don't even know what you do!
Besides- I'M blonde, SHE's pretty and HE's a surfer- and he's like, her date or something. So we don't even need you!
Please just go to where the losers hang out and find a geek and laugh maniacally at her or whatever!
We (grabs Rhain's arm and yanks her close) have to go shopping! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
*searches purse for mother's credit card!*
(briefly wonders what high school she goes to..)
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 27, 2002 01:46 PM: Message edited by: Lulu ]</font>
*briefly wonders if he's still IN high school*
Wait, like, I have an idea....
No, sorry, that's my belly button... hahahahahaha
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Dude, ski, let's go Tux shopping.
*cute flirt!*
pokes bird's belly-
(mindless giggle, after which her mouth hangs forgetfully open...)"teehee-ahhahahahaha-aaa.."
while catching flies, Lulu enjoys the sensation of wind rushing through her head. It makes a pleasant whistle as it passes in one ear and out the other...
distracted by such pleasantness, Lulu forgets like totally about the sinister brane...
*plants a smooch on Lulu*
nahahahahahaa...
*runs off, almost stepping on the brane*
*Puots* I thought we were going shopping. I have daddy's keys to the porshe and everything....
*grabs rhain by the arm* a porshe!?!?! like why didn't you say so!!!!
*runs off with rhain to do some mad shopping*
Like, doesn't every valley chick's daddy have a porshe...? Duh.
*tries to think* oh yeah your like SO right!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]