Best Names In NFL History

Bo Hickey - RB - Played one year (1967) for the Broncos.

Beattie Feathers - RB - Chicago - Was actually the first 1,000 yards rusher in NFL history. Played High School ball at Va. High.

I've got a few more but thought I'd give others a chance to add their own funky names from NFL history.

Bronko Nagurski-Position(any)
Chicago Bears 1930-1937, 1943
Yards Gained: 4,301 yards
Points Scored: 242 points
Passes Completed: 38 of 80

^Also in the wrestling hall of fame.

Syndric Steptoe WR for the Browns.

I would say Orenthal James Simpson, but I don't want to wake up with my throat cut. Uh Oh said it anyway.

Boomer Esiason can't leave that name out.

[richard] Butkus

Tony Romo (I think it is pronounced with Portuguese pronounciation)

Chris Fu'amatu'ma'afala

Plaxico Burress

Butkus probably had less people make fun of his name than any of the others.

Ben Gay
Cap Boso
Richie Incognito

Walter Payton...

geraldine ferraro

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Beattie Feathers </div></div>

He's in my sig.

I never noticed the guy in the 3 point stance there before. I assume that's him?

If not for a series of injures he would have probably been among the sports legends.

That's him. He's a Native American. If I'm not mistaken, he was also the first player ever selected in the pro draft.

Not sure about that....I know that Red Grange thought he could have been a huge star if not for the knee injures. I think he still holds the UT career rushing average record (7.2) or something around that.

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Spot on.

OJ Simpson lol

Here's a few:

Sneeze Achiu
Sugarfoot Anderson
C.J. Ah You
Ken Barefoot
Jack Bighead
Ping Bodie
Charlie Brown

I think he holds the NFL record too, around 8 I think.

I always thought Elijah Pitts had a nice ring to it.

Rolf Benershke (have no idea if that is spelled correctly)

Crazy Legs Hirsch...if nicknames count.

best name ever in the history of the NFL is D!ck Felt

DB for the old boston pats

Best MLB name is D!ck Pole..lol

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sup-rbeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Best MLB name is D!ck Pole..lol </div></div>
as good as that is

i prefer

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffar...usty_kuntz.jpg

Tom Beer, teammate to Bo Hickey.

Ziggy Czarobski

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlueWahooChambor</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sup-rbeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Best MLB name is D!ck Pole..lol </div></div>
as good as that is

i prefer

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffar...usty_kuntz.jpg </div></div>

You win!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NotSoSilentBob</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlueWahooChambor</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sup-rbeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Best MLB name is D!ck Pole..lol </div></div>
as good as that is

i prefer

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffar...usty_kuntz.jpg </div></div>

You win!!!

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that name will never be topped by anyone, EVER

Peerless Price
Andre Wadsworth
Todd Weiner

in other sports
[richard] Trickle
Bimbo Coles
Lucious Pusey
and when he retires Randy Johnson has a future in porn...Randy JOHNSON aka BIG UNIT