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<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>If you post a pic, be aware that that pic may be used to smack you.
<LI>Don't complain when your head is put on the body of an Orca-fat old prostitute, or God-forbid, between Blondie's thighs
<LI>Innocent Bystander cuts and pastes, A LOT. She also argues simply to argue. Do not let this get you all worked up.
<LI>If you cut and paste, people will say you are being like IB.
<LI>People in here are obsessed with who is whose troll.
<LI>Smileys CAN be overused.
<LI>If you can't take the smack people are laying on you, you can:
a) Delete your thread (lovebuzz)
b) Change your nic (Pickle)
c) Attempt to smack back (Haven't seen it tried)
d) Seek counseling, it is a message board. (InkyDave)
However, you should not be the ultimate pussy and email someone's employer to complain that your vagina hurts.
<LI>People who say they are new here, aren't.
<LI>Trolls require racking.
<LI>You can find out how to post pics here.
<LI>You can find out how to hyperlink words here as well.
<LI>Stupid questions require you to get your ass smacked.
<LI>Plungers are not for fixing toilets.
<LI>If you can't seperate reality from a message board, perhaps you should reconsider posting on one.
<LI>If you proclaim you have scoreboard, you probably don't have it.
<LI>Once worth its weight in gold, the phrase "you are kicking your own ass" is more often uttered by the person getting their ass kicked.
<LI>Avoid index vs. Dr. Detroit threads, unless you have a strong stomach and an even stronger scroll wheel on your mouse.
<LI>You either sux or are gax.
<LI>Skilla's wife is an oozing guacamole gash, but is still a pretty decent lay.
<LI>Edit to say, Edit smack is weak.
<LI>Do not feed the Trolls.[/list]
Please feel free to add on to this, and print it out for safekeeping.
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You and I are getting along like dykes and dogs.
[This message has been edited by D-Dogg (edited January 09, 2002).]
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How do I get one of those cool avatar pictures by my name?? http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
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"I kinda thought winning wasnt important."
"ME winning isnt..YOU do."
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please add:
Accusing a tormentor of being a troll is not a defense. And you're usually wrong.
If you get ane email you like, don't cut and paste it here. We've all gotten it in our inboxes.
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Awful good. She meant awful good.
[This message has been edited by yt1300inHtown (edited January 09, 2002).]
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how bout 'if u don't troll don't start'
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Props for a propsporous 02
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I never understood why something is sux and is gax.. how did this come about?
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From The Bootie Lover Files:
Don't ever....AND I MEAN EVER, tell the board about one of your deviant sexual practices and not expect to get a immediate and Brutal Pile-On.
From The Gay Fawlkes Files:
We don't want to hear you talk about sticking your tongue down another guys throat.
From the Team Nutsack File:
If you are getting your ass handed to you, simply call you opponent a cock garage and claim scoreboard.
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If you can not answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names.
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If you don't know what a Troll? is, Don't ask. You are not ready to know.
If you do not like acts of homsexuality graphically or verbally depicted, go away. This place is not for you.
If you post a thread like D-Dogg's you will get RACKED!
If it starts on the board, it should end on the board. This is not real life. Do not confuse the two.
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Rack the LINK!
[This message has been edited by Headhunter (edited January 09, 2002).]
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A meltdown is not complete until you threaten to have someone meet you for the purposes of killing them.
There's a shitload of Doggs here.
Most of the posters no more about the functions of the board than the Mods.
If you're leaving the board...just leave...we don't need to know why.
Jimmy Medalions has been to Arizona because he thought they said "The Man Canyon"
2 wrongs don't make a right...but 3 or more often do...especially if you have wytched pics to back you up.
If you post drunk...it can be funny...if you're smashed...you'll reveal something about yourself that will haunt you for the rest of your days on this board.
Lies are ok...if they're funny.
No one really cares what you think.
L8.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Filthy McNastie:
2 wrongs don't make a right...but 3 or more often do...especially if you have wytched pics to back you up.
If you post drunk...it can be funny...if you're smashed...you'll reveal something about yourself that will haunt you for the rest of your days on this board.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The two of these combined can make for and epic smack off thread. See archives for details.
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Rack the LINK!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
Trolls require racking.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The respondants to this thread seem to be missing this line.
RACK THE TROLLS
Ahhh, I feel better already.
Better throw one at D-Dogg, while I'm at it.
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-The Red Zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the Red Zone.
-A Mod can be easily distracted by a cohort, allowing you to do dirty illegal things to your opponent (i.e. metal folding chair to the head, etc.).
-Do NOT throw plastic beer bottles.
-The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the White Zone.
-Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at ALL times.
-You can usually change the opinion someone has had for a lifetime about Politics, Racism, and Religion with just a few short sentences.
-Christopher Reeve Smack is ALWAYS fresh.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by enolc:
as long as they don't outlaw drinking cheap liquor buck naked in my darkened livingroom only to vomit all over myself while passed out in the fetal position on the floor, i really don't give a shit what the liquor laws are.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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>>> the frown is my perminent trademark
>>> the REBDOG is not permitted to troll
>>> always feel free to post subject matter about feces and bowel movement patterns.
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Therefore, I say:
Know your enemy and know yourself;
in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated.
When you are ignorant of the enemy but know yourself,
your chances of winning or losing are equal.
If ignorant both of your enemy and of yourself,
you are sure to be defeated in every battle.
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War, c. 500bc
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Don't confuse trolls with Trolls?.
Rack the Trolls?.
Archive Troll?, please archive this thread for easy future reference and edification.
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Boycott Minute Maid products
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dinsdale_Piranha:
The respondants to this thread seem to be missing this line.
RACK THE TROLLS
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
My sig is a permanent Rack the Trolls. Present on each and every post! It racks the link to ConTroll Panell, where everything Troll hails from!
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Rack the LINK!
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Would somebody just go ahead and RACK DMike for the Airplane reset already?
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Do not leave bags or personal items unattended.
Left turn on green arrow only
No skateboarding
Crybabies will be asked to leave
No ticky, no shirty
My way or the highway
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone
Any reproduction without the expressed written authority of THE is strictly prohibited
Not to be taken away
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The Dude abides.
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Porn is good. Well, that really has nothing to do with posting on a message board, but it must be said.
Rack D-Dogg and rack the Trolls.
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This is just a blue pill. Lighten up.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
If you can't take the smack people are laying on you, you can:
c) Attempt to smack back (Haven't seen it tried)
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Then you were not paying attention.
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J in Fresneck to Friend of Ours:
"Nice job sucking your own cock and swallowing your own DNA!"
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TVO, you could take it. Big difference. Some people can't take it, and don't even fight back.
You took it and gave it. Please don't drag yourself down to tard level, just let me tell you are one and we'll leave it at that. A smiley could be put here, but I'm not going to bend the rules.
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You and I are getting along like dykes and dogs.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
[<LI>Do not feed the Trolls.
[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't listen to him.
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turn out the lights, the party's over
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
Please don't drag yourself down to tard level, just let me tell you are one and we'll leave it at that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thak you sir my I have another?
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
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No ticky, no shirty
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, velly funny!
How to I Lack the Tlorrs?
http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
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If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Filthy McNastie:
If you're leaving the board...just leave...we don't need to know why.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
And stay the fuck gone...don't come back looking for a big, "we missed you buddy".
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Awful good. She meant awful good.
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Thag you very buch, D-Dogg.
This thread should be printed and prominently displayed at each poster's desk.
Or at least for the posters who do not wish to continue their present employment.
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Eat hard, sleep hard, rock hard, grow tall, wear glasses if you need 'em.
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No shirt
No shoes
No dice.
Read it.
Learn it.
Live it.
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"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
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<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>If you hit submit, and get an error page, do not go back and hit submit again, and again, and again. Most often your post is already on the board, and you are just double or triple or quadruple or...fuck, you are posting the same shit over and over.
For further clarification on this rule, please see Sudden Sam above, or ask Bootie Lover about Jackson vs. the AMA shows.[/list]
:littlewinkingsmileyguy:
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You and I are getting along like dykes and dogs.
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However, you should not be the ultimate pussy and email someone's employer to complain that your vagina hurts.
But what if my vagina does hurt? What should I do?
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"Suck me, beautiful!"
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Yes, I'm positive someone said tickety.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
[list<LI>Once worth its weight in gold, the phrase "you are kicking your own ass" is more often uttered by the person getting their ass kicked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
RACK
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I am the voice inside your head
Death Defying
[This message has been edited by ~*Mz.Chievous*~ (edited January 09, 2002).]
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<UL TYPE=SQUARE>There is absolutely, postively, no sex in the champagne, err trollstop room[/list]
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NO ASS
NO GRASS
NO FREE RACK! http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
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Don't hassle me, I'm local.
~L8~
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When you are about to post and see on the left "*UBB Code is ON," that is a code for inkydave = Ultimate Board Bitch.
[This message has been edited by zztop (edited January 09, 2002).]
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Stop.
Viper will claim he has done something or is going to do something, and then backpeddle until he's forced to announce another retirement thread, which is a promise he has unfortunately never kept...
And THIS is an ARCHIVABLE thread!!
Track the Rolls!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
When i'm fucking this hot chick I'll be sure to think of you losers at home with your scaley hands on your cocks<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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per D-Doggs request. THE rule
You smack him, he smacks you, sleep, repeat as necesarry. Note the abscence of words like PHONE, E-MAIL, BOSS, NAACP. Fuck off Inky.
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Rack the LINK!
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A wise rule:
If you've revealed to everyone on the board where you work, your phone number, and all that, it's NOT a wise idea to post child molester smack and pics on people and THEN DARE THEM to fuck with you.
You'd think common sense would kick in at some point.
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DARE to keep your
Troll? off drugs.
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Love me.
or hate me.
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fukk me running
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-Any post that can go wrong, will go wrong.
-Homosmack, which is still highly effective and entertaining, will always be classified as "not fresh".
-Revision to rule 14a
Never take a 9 post troll seriously, but a four post troll is not to be taken lightly.
-Unless your name is Beantown Basher, edits are your friend.
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[This message has been edited by this irony (edited January 10, 2002).]
[This message has been edited by this irony (edited January 10, 2002).]
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Per HeadHunter:
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Never take a 7-post troll seriously.[/list]
And 80's Man, I'm gonna just assume that your sig is not part of your addendum to THE Rules.
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You and I are getting along like dykes and dogs.
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If you claim during a flamewar that you "have a life," and that someone else (or everyone else) "needs to get a life," than you not only have NO life, but you are also getting your ass kicked and are destined for Board Bitch (or Canadian) status.
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Fear the Turtle.
