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</font color=#FFFF00>Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts
together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of
this year's incoming freshmen.
Here's this year's list:<ul type="square">[*]The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
born in 1983.[*]They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.[*]Their lifetime has always included AIDS.[*]Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic![*]The CD was introduced the year they were born.[*]They have always had an answering machine.[*]They have always had cable.[*]They cannot fathom not having a remote control.[*]Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.[*]Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.[*]They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.[*]They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.[*]They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.[*]They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel",
or "de plane Boss, de plane". They do not care who shot J. R. and have no
idea who J. R. even is.[*]Michael Jackson has always been white.[*]McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.[*]They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.[/list]</font>
wanna know the sad thing?
i remember all of these. =(
<ul type="square">[*]i was in 5th grade when the challenger exploded.
i remember watching it as if it were yesterday.[*]the CD may have been introduced in '83,
but it wasn't mainstream until way later.
i remember the first time i saw one. it was
on a commercial for some brand of sound media.
i thought it was strange and went talking
about it to all my buddies at school.[*]i remember when 'cable' was those shitty
box things that had about 30 channels...
i even remember the placement of the channels
on the box *blushes*[*]microwave?!?!? wtf about VCRs??? i remember
when those hit big too... jesus christ!
you couldn't exactly buy movies to watch...
not like now. most people just bought blank
tapes and recorded from the sunday night movies on ABC[*]i remember my great-grandmother getting
glass contacts... back when they hit big.
i would always freak out when she'd put
them in cuz its like.........FUCKING GLASS!!![*]omg... i used to watch all those shows...
not willingly, of course. my mom was the
big DALLAS/FALCON CREST watcher... *rolls eyes*
what girl didn't wanna grow up and marry a ewing????[*]i remember when mcdonalds happy meals came
in those shitty UFO containers. the 'toy'
was the container and you got a set of
stickers to decorate it with. gawd it sucked.
when will they bring back the mcDLT????[/list]
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I feel old now too, thanks alot.
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That really was one of the stupidest posts I've ever read.
The entire thing was completely begging the question and argumentative.
Every statement was full of loaded words...
gimme a break...
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic! --is this why people STILL have bottle openers? because they've ALWAYS been screw off? no.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#25004f"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">The CD was introduced the year they were born.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Whoopity shit, what about people who were born when the TV or Car was introduced?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#25004f"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
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Bullshit. not everyone has an answering machine... not everyone has cable.... and there's a lot of people who don't watch tv. thus no need for a remote control...
my main point for all this is just that.. e-mails, or whatever... like this... get sent around... it makes people go.. "awwwww... i remember that.... that's cute" and they forward it, when in reality, it's just stupid bullshit and none of it's true.. and you shouldn't waste peoples time, especially by posting shit like this for people to waste time reading.
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What about the Tonight Show or using a typewriter or jaws?
huh huh huh?
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i never watched the 'tonight show'.
though remember seeing JC in passing stations.
as for typewriters...
i remember mentioning to SOMEone that one of my
favorite xmas gifts i've ever received was an
electronic typewriter given to me by my mom.
that same SOMEone asked me if it had a processor.
i laughed.
and as for JAWS...
i remember when it was a big deal to see movies
3D on the television. one movie in particular
was called KING KONG AT LARGE... and places all
over were selling or giving the glasses away.
it was a major national event (the movie was B&W).
and i remember they had like this 30 minute intro
on how technically advanced this was. they had
a moment where they were showing you the effects
of 3D tv. they had a woman in a bathing suit with
a chinese yo-yo... tossing it to the screen...
it was so lame. =P
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Well I STILL dont understand how you said that typewriter thing worked! *blushes*
Could you check the words or not? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And WTF does that King Kong have to do with swimming while thinking of jaws? We came to hear about Jaws not 3D memories from the past!
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there is a difference between a regular typewriter
and an electric typewriter.... and it isn't
the plug...
#2-- yes. i thought of jaws.
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Does King Kong swim or something?
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i don't remember anything but the chinese yo-yo and the title.
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now i feel old too [img]frown.gif[/img]
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isfs....
a microwave and popcorn prolly woulda broke the budget
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In Scream they didnt cook the popcorn in the microwave.
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i haven't seen the movie so........
did they cook the popcorn in a large pot over the stove?
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Do you like scary movies?
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What's your favorite scarry movie?
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i'm not all hip with scary movies.
i guess because i never get scared in them.
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You were scared as shit in 'Signs'!
Dont even try to deny it! When that Alien walked by the childrens birthday party you were scared to death!
I know I was. [img]redface.gif[/img]
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