A little scorpio humor...

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October 25th, 2003, 11:57 PM
dwim

I don't know how many others scorpios there are out there on this board, but I was researching the scorpio sign and came across this:

Meditation for A Scorpio

*Picture yourself near a running stream. Birds are chirping in the air. No one knows your secret place.

*You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world." The soothing sound of a waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

*The water is crystal clear... you can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water.

(Source: www.scorpiosite69.freeserve.co.uk)

I'd bet Katchoo would get a kick out of that ;-) *ahem* I know I did... *whistles*
October 26th, 2003, 12:08 AM
JaceSan

"Most Scorpios are murdered."
October 26th, 2003, 12:12 AM
dwim

where'd you hear that jace?
October 26th, 2003, 12:15 AM
JaceSan

Some twisted horoscope readings. One of the girls I'm interested in now is a Scorp. So was the step-bro that I grew up with.
October 26th, 2003, 12:24 AM
dwim

Hey that sounds interesting... of course you'd have to murder a scorpio, you don't want that revenge thing to kick in eh?
October 26th, 2003, 12:31 AM
JaceSan

Yeah, they can be some vindictive MFs. ;)
October 26th, 2003, 02:20 AM
Neophobic Man

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceSan:
Some twisted horoscope readings. One of the girls I'm interested in now is a Scorp. So was the step-bro that I grew up with.

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh what are you contemplating, mister?
October 26th, 2003, 01:38 PM
JaceSan

If I was contemplating homicide, I certainly wouldn't be discussing it on a public forum. In fact she asked me what my reaction would be if she slashed my fingers while I was helping her break down some boxes.

*is suddenly nervous about meeting up with this girl tonight*
October 26th, 2003, 09:00 PM
JaceSan

I'm as loyal as a rescued mutt. Most of my problems have been with Capricorn girls. o_0
October 27th, 2003, 04:54 AM
dwim

Jace, just don't tick her off, or be a disloyal creep, and I'm sure you'd survive...
October 27th, 2003, 10:09 AM
Neophobic Man

*sniff* I just meant you were contemplating a scorpio girl...or something like that...
October 27th, 2003, 07:18 PM
Terygon

Hey, what's wrong w/Caps?
October 28th, 2003, 02:36 AM
JaceSan

There's nothing wrong with Caps, or Scorps, or any other signs. I've just had a bad luck with the Caps I've been with. :)
October 28th, 2003, 09:21 AM
3peanuts

I found a site with cartoons describing the avarage behaviour and personality related to signs (sorry I can't find it anymore...argh!)

Aries: a sheep is munching herbs when abruptly a wall appears...the sheep says:"Mmmmhhh interesting!", throttles backwards and running towards the wall crashes it with his head with a "Thooom!".
Then another wall appears and another "Thoom!", and another and another. Then a bigger wall doesn't fall under his head. He cries a little, eats some other herbs, then he forgets about it. Then again he runs to break through it again and again. We see in the last panel a HUGE open door on the wall...

I'm Aries...7th April.
I'm not that stubborn....I'm not that stubborn!
"Thooom!"

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 28, 2003 05:22 AM: Message edited by: 3peanuts ]</font>
October 28th, 2003, 04:01 PM
Branflakes

My mom's a scorpio (explains a lot).

Remember Jace, meet her in a public place.