This morning was the first time I had watched Jerry Springer in years... and it's amazing because of the apparent lack of teeth on the guests.
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This morning was the first time I had watched Jerry Springer in years... and it's amazing because of the apparent lack of teeth on the guests.
I AM trailer park trash...and I resent the Springer reference.
It's been a while since I saw Sprigner. Did they change their subject or is it still "I slept whit your husband and your husband is my son..." stuff?
JS is so stupid now. When it first started to air, everyone watched it, it was funny. Now, it's just fat trailer park trash...My grandmother watches it all the time and thinks it's real...
"Lee Lee!!!, Look at her!!, omg, he slept with that black man!"
"Grandma, it's fake, it's all acting"
"No Lee Lee, they even showed you them in the bed!"
I'll let her believe it's real, whatever keeps her happy lol [img]tongue.gif[/img]
-mega, I once shot a bear in the ass with a pellet gun, from a moving car, no less...
I had NO idea how friggin' fast those things can run...
needless to say, the driver was not pleased.
not that the bear caught us or anything, but it sure gave us a scare.
also, when I went tree-planting back in '91, the day after I left, the 2 guys who were next in line with me were chased by a bear. one ran, the other froze. the bear went after the running guy.
he made it to camp safely though. the guy, not the bear. the bear had to be shot.... [img]frown.gif[/img]
on a related note, tree-planting is the WORST job I have ever had.
and Trailer Park Boys is filmed in Nova Scotia, I think...
makes sense, esp if you've been there. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Monster !!!!! Go and watch "Brother Bear" !!!Quote:
Originally posted by Peter Peeker:
-mega, I once shot a bear in the ass with a pellet gun, from a moving car, no less...
I had NO idea how friggin' fast those things can run...
needless to say, the driver was not pleased.
not that the bear caught us or anything, but it sure gave us a scare.
also, when I went tree-planting back in '91, the day after I left, the 2 guys who were next in line with me were chased by a bear. one ran, the other froze. the bear went after the running guy.
he made it to camp safely though. the guy, not the bear. the bear had to be shot.... [img]frown.gif[/img]
on a related note, tree-planting is the WORST job I have ever had.
and Trailer Park Boys is filmed in Nova Scotia, I think...
makes sense, esp if you've been there. [img]wink.gif[/img]
hey, I'm not the one who shot it...
ya think anyone would let me handle a loaded rifle?!? [img]wink.gif[/img]
seriously though, once a bear comes into the camp, it'll keep coming back(free food). so for the safety of everyone in camp, the bear had to be put down. I would have rather had it airlifted out of the area, but that wasn't possible.
A guy was telling his friend about his recent deer hunting trip to Montana.
"We were out in the woods all morning and our guide decided that we should take a break along the river bank. I wasn't feeling tired so I went for a stroll while the others were resting.
As I was walking, a grizzly bear burst out of the brush in front of me. I turned and started running like hell through the woods with the bear after me. The bear almost caught up with me but slipped and fell down.
I kept running and the bear almost caught up with me again twice, but slipped and fell each time. I finally reached the river bank. The guide saw the bear chasing me and shot it dead."
"Wow!" replied his friend, "That's incredible. If I were you, I would have shit myself."
The first guy answered, "What do you think the bear was slipping on?"
HAHAHA EW [img]eek.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHA EW ?Quote:
Originally posted by Mortitia:
HAHAHA EW [img]eek.gif[/img]
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
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I don't have to outrun the bear.
I just have to outrun you.
Peeker, you can't be..... you're a Canuck.
They don't have rednecks in Canada.... just Mounties. [img]wink.gif[/img]
mounties=red coats.
red coats=... [img]wink.gif[/img]
That's what I was thinking.
You have to live in America to be trailer park trash. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
you think we ain't got trailer parks up here?
I lived in one for a good while.
had a family of skunks that lived under the trailer.
till we caught and killed them.
and ate them. [img]wink.gif[/img]
we were a 20 minute walk to the dump, and had bears strolling thru our yard all the time.
word of advice: do NOT shoot a bear with a bb gun. they get mad.
Yeah - BBC has a good Mockumentary show about trailer parks in Canada (Trailer park Boys I think it is).
And Peek - if you think a BBQ makes a bear mad - walk up to it and spray it with Pepper spray
That was a hilarious post. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
HAHA peeker, man we always joke about how i could drag my ex husband and his wife on springer, she qualifies for a good guest [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ August 12, 2004 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Mortitia ]</font>