*waves* I haven't visited your board as of yet, so I thought i'd stop by and check it out.
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*waves* I haven't visited your board as of yet, so I thought i'd stop by and check it out.
hey welcome .....Raypuss isnt about yet ....maybe he is in jail again im not sure.......But me being his sexitary i take notes and bookings *L* so im sure Raymuss will book you in when he comes home *S* hey come back wo\nt ya*S*
back in jail again [img]confused.gif[/img] that little shit needs to stay outta trouble [img]frown.gif[/img]
*L* Thanks for the welcome. I might drop by from time to time.
Oh for crying out loud what is raypuss's problem?? *lmao*
Ray Ray you need to keep that lil ass of yours outta trouble!! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
Im sorry he has done the worst crim ever ....I was sent a memo and seems he has been out stealing .......these http://www.pixieland.co.uk/pages/ima...all/pixies.JPG.........Garden knomes....they were found in in his possession and well the police got a phone call and went straight to our Rays home and YEP there they were under the sheets in his bed....I was pretty glad they didnt come to the office ....there are many more here he told me he got them on special....but i didnt know it was the five finger discount special [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] what the hell we ganna do with him.....im waiting on an email from the police to let me know how long he will be ....mmmmmmm...serving the public so to speak*S* ....but please feel free to check in on him at anytime ...i will keep you all up to date on whats happening...Thankyou...Rays sexitary beck
Oi! .. they were female gnomes .. not men! .. anyway .. secretary Becks .. you may go for your lunch break now .. you have 3 minutes .. unpayed [img]smile.gif[/img]
scrooge in the house
sup PhAnToMbLuE - welcome to the Ray's board .. keep an eye on AK CG an Souly .. trouble makers to the highest degree *G
moi, a trouble maker? [img]eek.gif[/img]
*L* Trouble makers..no way! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
yeah nightmares! .. dont deny it wimpo .. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Tell us about ya self Phantom .. [img]smile.gif[/img] ..
not as in that stuiped "ASL" thing .. *L ..
I'm not denying nothing its the honest truth *L i'm not a trouble maker [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
hold up hold up! .. a pig just flew past my window!!
Rubs my Fat bellie.....mmm thats was some lunch Raychef...thanks.....ok back to my job behind the desk...OK bring on the phone calls
what the hell!
look at your job discription please Miss Souly .. section 4.1
4.1 - dress code: ladies are to wear short skirts, short enough to see the buttock cheek sticking out the bottom.
why does your dress come to you knees?!
*G
dont you remember ...my elastic was to tight you took my skirt home and fixed it.....but i dunno it keeps falling down seems it is always down at my knees...and shhh dont tell anyone ..but my crack was hangin out before ...lucky there was a strong wind i didnt realise *L* omg im blonde some times ....*S* glad you hired me Rayboss
ahh onto it .. i remember now .. but i also remember that the strong wind came when your crack was showing! *L
Ray Ray gets hit here
.. i know .. take your skirt off now .. i'll fix it here an now for you .. just wait in my office [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
I DO NOT FART rayboss...but you think there is a problem with my shirt?looks at the front mmm is it on the back Ray seems ok on the front...slides off my top...luck i wore this thick flannel singlet ...*walks into the office*mmm [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] rays PC * mmm EFG*
*Grabs ray Ray by the ears and drags him away to the back room* [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img]
ignore my PC .. soulys got no skirt on and now has her top off .. and AK is dreggin me into a back room! ..
*pinches myself
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*L
you 2 are currupting my mind!
behave ok ya dag*S*
pulls up my skirt
you can buy a bum crack?
mines for sale .. ?50 .. ?40 to you tho Souly
Rules
No insertations !
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well Raybutt mine is for sale as well...but mine is alot more that $40 bucks*S* but because you been in mine you get a discount ok*LOL* [img]wink.gif[/img]
LOL .. aight .. but .. how come i got in it for free the first time .. was that just a taster?? .. or a tease! ?
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Both....you need to haver the taster and teasle before you get to buy im old fashioned...you know it cant be returned
Both....you need to haver the taster and teasle before you get to buy im old fashioned...you know it cant be returned
ive only got ?1 .. and a chewing gum .. spearment tho [img]smile.gif[/img] .. is this enough? [img]frown.gif[/img]
have you chewed the gum yet? [img]confused.gif[/img]
i gave it a quick nibble .. but theirs loadsa flavour left in it [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
did you lik chew it.....suck it a little...and then swallow the flavour?
no i just sucked it to get a little flavour .. saved some tho .. i like to go back to it another time an have some flavour left [img]smile.gif[/img]
Me Too ray ray I usually stick it between my boobs for later....ok give me a chew of yours [img]graemlins/film.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
in between your boobs? .. NO .. gimme a chew of yours! *L
MY boobs?
dont be rude please Souly .. you know how i feel about rudeness
bloody hell Ray...ok not me boobs then