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Ok, just thought this was silly. I found it in a blog of a friend and wanted to share. I took the tests and here are my results.
<center><p style=" font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 40pt;">NC-17</p><p style=" font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 12;">Woah, dude, too far. You're totally unsuitable
for anybody under the age of 17, and for society
in general. Tough break...
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"Which Movie Classification Are You?"
Test created by Jamie - take it here.</center>
And
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Ok, I'll go away now....
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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MoonbeamDancer:
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So I take it you picked the "men who look like women" option?
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Damn, I can't even tell what my concubine looks like with that big hood.
I'm rated PG-13. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
(It may be off-topic, but it's something at least.)
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Sweeeeeeet! Centered joy.
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"I still have a soul? Then where did I get this 20 bucks?" - Indie Rock Pete, Diesel Sweeties
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ooooohhh..... I'm a NAUGHTY girl! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
Your result
<center><p style=" font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 40pt;">R</p><p style=" font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 12;">You are restricted. Well done, you're now
practically adult in nature, and plus, you
get to see nudity - have fun.</p>
"Which Movie Classification Are You?"
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Yeah, I did. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif It's gotta be the hair. All that beautiful hair, just makes me wanna run my hands through it; even if it is a wig...
My friend, Rachel, got rated R, and she got Aragorn. She agrees that Leggy (Legolas) is pertty damn hot, but she likes Aragorn more. (She'd get along great with my Aunt.)
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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*
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Yeah, Aragorn has long, dark brown hair. And he is cute, but I'm more of a Legolas fan.
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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MoonbeamDancer:
Yeah, I did. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif It's gotta be the hair. All that beautiful hair, just makes me wanna run my hands through it; even if it is a wig...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This I can understand. Close inspection of Aragon's hooded pic suggests he has longish dark hair. *finds picture* Ooh! Not bad, not bad. To me, my concubine. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Speaking of gorgeous, I also found some of Forge when looking for Amanda (YEEEEEAAAAAAARGH) from Shadow Dance. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif It's just wrong to have a cartoon character that hot.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MoonbeamDancer:
Yeah, I did. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif It's gotta be the hair. All that beautiful hair, just makes me wanna run my hands through it; even if it is a wig...
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Oh my god, he is sooo HOT! Eep. I am jealous. I also want to just touch his hair, it looks so soft and fun! And the ears . . . *Drool*
Anyway, here's mine:
<center><p style=" font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 40pt;">PG-13</p><p style=" font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 12;">Now we're getting somewhere - your actions are
now past pre-teen level, and you're beginning to
display some more mature content in your life
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"Which Movie Classification Are You?"
Test created by Jamie - take it here.</center>
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[This message has been edited by Lasombra (edited March 11, 2002).]
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Yea, baby! Pass over the elf!!
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The last question had me in hysterics!!! I was completely doubling over with laughter!
Oh yeah - apparetly, I'm PG-13, which is kind of funny; I'm the most G rated person you'll ever meet! Anyhoo...
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LOL. Yeah... Which of these turns you on the most...
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How could anyone other than Darren Hayes (don't ask unless you want to be directed to the funniest slash fanfic since Die Bier) be truly attracted to Legolas? C'mon people, dare to be different! It must be peer pressure. Only explanation. He looks like a girl, for cryin' out loud. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif
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http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif lol. No insulting of the elf.... He does not. Some of the other elves look like girls, like Haldir, for instance. Or one of the other elves that they met in the beginning of the Lothlorien part.
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*shrug* I haven't seen the movie and have only seen a few pictures... he is very femme, though. And it isn't just the hair!
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"I still have a soul? Then where did I get this 20 bucks?" - Indie Rock Pete, Diesel Sweeties
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I've seen the movie 4 times and have seen the actor in the costume and in normal clothes, trust me, he doesn't look femme.
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I don't think Legolas looks like a girl even though the elves are supposed to have an ethereal, androgynous beauty. I agree with Beamie; the Lothlorien elves look feminine. (And I saw it four times too.) At any rate, I think Orlando Bloom is a cutie with or without the blond hair. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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[This message has been edited by Shadywhisk (edited March 11, 2002).]
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Thank you Shady. Wonder what Orlando looks like with all his hair though. He had it in this silly mohawk for the movies, and that was so they could fit the wig on properly.
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Aaarrrrggghhh!!!! I think there's something terribly wrong with me!!!! LOOK!
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I guess karma's a bitch when you discuss Nightcrawler's pubes. Gack. That'll teach me...
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DO nnot insult my elf! He's mine, and I think he's adorrible! *Hugs her Greenleaf doll* Yes, I have a Legolas sock doll. He's so cute! Slartibartfast, I am so sorry. Anyone but Gandalf!
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Um...I beg to differ....I'd rather have Gandalf than...than....okay I got Saruman somehow x.x
~Marji
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Sorry, you two. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/frown.gif I got Saruman and the hobits once. Course maybe getting the hobbits isn't so bad. Elijah Wood is cute.
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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*
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Hobbits, plural? Ooh, you would have a whole harem with that one! "Gandalf is my concubine." Now there's an ice breaker for ya.
Here's Orlando, with hair. Short hair, but that's just the way it is. He has short hair.
http://orlando.glisten.net/gallery/usweekly01.jpg
I can't understand the attraction. But I also found this quote: "My career is about the most special thing in my life at the moment - and my friends and family. But there's no romance." He's free, ladies!!!
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"I still have a soul? Then where did I get this 20 bucks?" - Indie Rock Pete, Diesel Sweeties
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I'll pass on the shirt, but not bad. Yeah 'sheem. As in all four of them. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gifYum.
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The shirt I can handle but that tie... Lord! Would you believe that this was the best pic of him I could find? It is! He has a serious tendency to wrinkle his face all up.
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he certinly does have issues with fashion choices... but that face, still a cutie http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nocturne:
he certinly does have issues with fashion choices... but that face, still a cutie http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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I agree.
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He is such a cutie! Love! But he needs a fash consultion
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hmm.
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Yikes. I got Gimli twice. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif bleh
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I got Legolas (yeah!) http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
And hey, gals, c'mon... give Gimli a break: he is very, uhm, strong headed and passionate (I think), right? ... (*I will go now*) http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif
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So, Beamer, tell me... how many times did you take this quiz trying to get Legolas?
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"I still have a soul? Then where did I get this 20 bucks?" - Indie Rock Pete, Diesel Sweeties
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Got Leggy on my first try. With all this passing around, he must be getting tired...
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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*
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Oh, Slarti, no!!! Not that I'm knocking Gandalf, but I wouldn't want him as my concubine!
And Marji, I'll be in prayer for you. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
I think Orlando's fashion "sense" is kind of charming. Besides, I can't really condemn anyone for not being fashionable; it'd be the pot calling the kettle black. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
Beamie, when you're done with Pippen, pass him over. I could listen to his accent all day!
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You know...
Paint that boy blue and we just might have a contender for X-Men 2...
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shadywhisk:
Beamie, when you're done with Pippen, pass him over. I could listen to his accent all day!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
~Thinks about it.~ Ok, here. Just be good and don't break him please. Thanks. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*
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I got Aragorn.....not that I mind
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nandireya:
You know...
Paint that boy blue and we just might have a contender for X-Men 2...
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I'm all for it! But the poor boy would probably be type-cast as an elf his entire career! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
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So, BlueJubatus, going to be posting more regularly now? Go ahead! Speak up! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
Eh. *still hasn't seen Lord of the Rings* I want Hugh Jackman to play Nightcrawler in X-Men 2. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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"I still have a soul? Then where did I get this 20 bucks?" - Indie Rock Pete, Diesel Sweeties
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Hm.. I know Wolverine and Nightcrawler are supposed to be close, but having them share an actor???
And checking that site, I'm appearently PG-13. And knowing me, probably directed by the Zucker Brothers.
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I dunno . . . Hugh is cute and all, but not what I see. Now Orlando Bloom *Drool* Anyway, this is a pretty funny thing. I got the hobbits once too. But Frodo's abnormally large eyes scare me . . .
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