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Okay so this may be a little more difficult than the "reason to kill Thunderbird 3" over on the WW board, but I thought it would be a blast trying. And I don't want any dirty ones from you girls http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif
So I'll get us started:
1) Quite simply put : Ten Pin Bowling.
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2.) Can use your hand as a slingshot.
Hey dudes!
UUUmmmm ..
3.) Makes it WAAAY easier to give the 'Live long and prosper' Vulcan hand sign at Star Trek conventions?
BAMF!
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4.) It's a good excuse to only know how to count to 6 in preschool.
5.) "How many fingers am I holding up?" could be really fun.
6.) The ol' Stooge eye poke is really easy.
LOL!
7.) No one can ever tell if your saying "I'm #1" or giving em the 'F-you' finger...
BAMF!
8.) "Gotcher nose!! Look! It's blue!!"
9.) Fewer nails to trim/bite.
10.) ..Makes your hands easier to peak through during a game of 'Hide and Seek'!
BAMF!
11.) Excellent for doing impressions of Johnny Five from Short Curcuit ... Oh Man that was lame.
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LOL.This is great! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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"All I am is a man trying to live his life the best he knows how and be true to what he was taught." Nightcrawler-Excalibur Bookshelf Format#1
(1) Mom can never yell at you for picking your nose.
I know, it's gross and sucks, but it's the best I could think up.
12) Excellent for picking up CDs.
13) Squeezing spots becomes a breeze.
Only another 88 to go....
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14.) Playing with hand puppets is a breeze!
BAMF!
15.) Easier to make the 'Horse' and 'Dog' shadow-puppets...?
(I know, I know, I'm stretching for ideas...)
BAMF!
16.) Two-knuckle 'Noogies' are WAY more painful!
BAMF!
I'd think two-knucked punches would hurt like heck too. Those're some big knuckles he's got.
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16) If Kurt is a Kids in the Hall fan, he can do that "I'm squishing your head!!!" with a lot more ferocity.
18) When you wave at passing cars, drivers do double takes. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif See how many accidents you can cause!
Anyway, hi y'all. I'm new here, thought I'd add my 2 cents as I actually managed to do this today... I don't reccomend this if the roads are icy (and I really really hope that guy didn't think I did it on purpose...), but its easy to do yourself if you have stretchy gloves and too much time on your hands. ^_~
19.) Less wind resistance when it's time to lay the 3-fingered 'smack-down' on some Evil Mutants?
BAMF!
ROTFLOL!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Looks like people are running low on ideas.... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
Here's one:
20.)Much easier to use the chopsticks for all that chinese take-away... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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MIXMAG:What's the most important thing in life?
Chris:"I used to say "love" but I'm not sure now."
Neil:"It would have to be something along the lines of... fulfilment."
Chris:"Oh yeah? You pervert."
LOL BAMF!,Tricky Im so glad you revived this thread.I missed it! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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Getting a pinch from fingers those size? Ouch.
This is great!!! They are soooo lame I LMAO. Hehehe. Okay so how is this for lame.....
22) That funky Pulp Fiction dance move becomes a breeze!
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22.) Much easier to apply the legendary 'Kung fu grip' of G.I. joe doll fame?
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BAMF!
23) You can go into zhe emergency room and when zhe nurse asks you what's wrong, hold up your hands. See how many people pass out before you get bored and leave
~Vive la France!
Look! Look! It's back! I'm telling you, by the end of this year we'll have all 101, but to keep us going in the mean time....
24) You save two fifths on your manicure bill.
Keep 'em coming...
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When someone gets smacked in the head, you can run up, hold up your hand, and say, "How many fingers am I holding up?"
That was pretty dumb.
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I've got another.
You can't get your fingers stuck in one of those little paper finger traps.
You have a legitimate reason to buy those phones with the huge buttons.
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25)you have an excuse, in class, why your homework isn't done!
"Teacher! I lost my fingers! Of course I couldn't do my homework!"
>Jezie<
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That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.
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The ever popular "rabbit ears" during a photo op is that much easier.
Getting fingerprinted by the cops only takes three-fifths of the time.
That last one is kinda dubious, but I'm on fire.
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31.) Great for tickling the crap out of your female teamates! (Just ask RACHEL, MEGGAN and ROGUE!)
I know, I know, this thread is older than dirt, but I still get a kick out of it! In honor of our recent one year anniversary AND the return of the mighty MIT, I thought i'd bring it back for nostalgias' sake http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif .
BAMF!
Then I might as well honour this... I mean speaking of 'older than dirt'.
32. After dying at a suitable location and being preserved for a couple centuries, the archaeologists will get gray hairs before their thirties.
(Excuse me, but I'm not the funny guy... But if I had three fingers that would be funny, looking at them in my eventual after life.)
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Can't believe these have been overlooked
33. You can do the OK and Victory (or that other 2 fingered salute hehe) sign more effectively than normal people.
34. In my case, typing. I can speed-type at about 100 wpm with just 3 fingers (its the way I learnt to type back in old-skool msdos days)
35. Playing that foolish game where you rapidly stab a knife between your fingers trying to avoid them would be easier
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"Rude To Point" Kurt as he teleports John Proudstars finger off yuk :), X-Calibre #1
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36. my kind a guy! lover of the 60's so much easier to give a peace sign to ur loved one eh?
37. if he ever wanted to handle a croc hes got less to hold onto..(or in other words bite off)
i think steve might be lookin fer a new side-kick
38. no more confussion on witch fingers to put in tha bowling ball holes
39. best baseball pitcher in town! Perfect for throwing that curve ball!
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"Ow! why did you pull my tail!????" (Kurt turns around in his chair,giving Dana an odd look.)
"Beacuse i like ya."
(Dana just smiles at him.)
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that's fun! my turn:
40: you can "flip the bird" easier
41:have you heard the expression "no matters the quantity but the quality?"
45: you cant give a high-five but you can give a high-three.
46: six count more for you than ten.
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give me a kiss tall and dark bamfsome!!!
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