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... so the mice will play. Okay so let me set you straight Oven Mit Boy is a weener, I am the true hero of the kitchen. So while the big KC is in Florida he can't do anything about it me. Mwohhahaha. So all I have to say is Poo and ....
I SPANK MIDGETS
The Evil Mit
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Er, I'm sorry to all you people who are actually NC fans, and if you don't like bad language please turn away but: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
There is only one true defender of the kitchen.
Mit
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Keep It Safe In The
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[This message has been edited by ovenmitboy (edited December 16, 2000).]
Arrrgggghhhh! The new incarnation of Mit! And from the ashes of the incinerator rises....
"I am heat safety and teflon incarnate! I am Dark Mit!"
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Hmmm...maybe we all need to develop some dark personas while KC's away. It'd freak his shit when he got back.
Hmmm. Do we have an imposter amongst us? Or is somebody having a fit of multiple personality disorder?
mit,your playing a joke on us right? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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"All I am is a man trying to live his life the best he knows how and be true to what he was taught." Nightcrawler-Excalibur Bookshelf Format#1
BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Hmmmmm......
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"All I am is a man trying to live his life the best he knows how and be true to what he was taught." Nightcrawler-Excalibur Bookshelf Format#1
GGRRRRRRRrrr... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif
Listen here evil mit! I'm the only villian in the kitchen!. Understand?! Or do I have to use my Mighty Spatula?
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It's all you need in superheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X
[This message has been edited by Spatula Gal (edited December 17, 2000).]
Help everyone, he's got me tied up here in my basement. I think he is trying to do some thing awfully wrong. He is trying to harness the power of...
Oh no he's coming back!! What do you want? What are you doing with that piping hot caserol dish? Get away from me you evil swine!! No, please, pleeeeeeeeaaase........
Mwoh-hahahah! This is the boy that you send to defend your kitchen! He squeels like a little pig who has been forced to watch endless episodes of Dawson's Creek (damn those infurile teenagers with their big words and fancy speak). And now that this imposter Mit has been dealt with it is time for me to unleash my plan on the rest of the world! Mwoh-hahahaha!
Oh yeah and Spatch, my evil concubine, why don't you and me get jiggy?
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[This message has been edited by The Evil Mit (edited December 17, 2000).]
CONCUBINE?!
Alright that does it!
It's time for a beating!
TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP! TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP! TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!TWAP!
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It's all you need in superheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Knight_Crawler:
BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wait a minute! Aren't you gone? Argghh! How many evil clones do we have running around in here!?
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[This message has been edited by Slartibartfast (edited December 17, 2000).]
NO wait stop this insane fighting. There is no cause in it. As you are all members of the kitchen you should just be getting along. EVil Mit release ovenmitboy or I'll steal a plane and shove it......... I mean you really should let him go It's not to nice.
LOL!
BAMF!
Mwoh-hahaha so you all think I'm some kinda joke huh?
Well you are all fools to your selves, as the movies say the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing youy all that he didn't exsist! Well I exsist and I have your little Oven Boy in my basement hooked up to an elaborate trap that even some one with his astonishing itellect will never be able to escape......
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...I no, I'm stuck in The Evil Mit's basement hooked up to a an elaborate trap that even some one with my astonishing itellect will never be able to escape, what am I going to do? I have to defend the kitchen.
Spatula, Bamf, anybody who is out there help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ovenmitboy:
...astonishing itellect will never be able
to escape,
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Mmmm 'kay. Neither one of you can spell with
your astonishing intellects.
All righty, then. *Ahem*
Mit! Hang in there! We shall form a team to
come rescue you! And we shall call it....
we shall call it, uh...Elfaholics Assemble!
The kitchen cannot survive without it's
defender, the famous, safety conscious,
Oven Mit Boy! We're coming! Get away from him
you foul alter ego!
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Shadycat (with wire whisk in hand) reporting for duty!
I'm sorry, I'd like to go with you ,but the well........I er ....a work alone. Yeah, I work alone so I might see you there or something like that.
*Blindsided by the Evil Mit BAMF! struggles to regain consciousness* "Forum...invaded...cant ..seem to focus...need to send out a distress signal...uhnn" *His last thought before slipping once more into the sandman's arms?*
"Only... the assembled might of...Culinary - X can hope to prevail.."
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BAMF!
Uggggghhhh.....huh..must.of......blacked...
out.....too.many..Christmas..cookies.
What the....what's this ,a note?
To: X-man4ever
From: The Evil Mit
Mowwwahahah, Look down.
Look down? What does that mean? Oh I am bleeding profusely from the stubs on my thighs. Tis merely a flesh wound ,but .......he didn't.........NOooooo he left the door open on his way out. He let all the air condition out. The butcher! Mark my words Evil Mit ,for this you will pay. You will pay most dearly.
[This message has been edited by X-man4ever (edited December 21, 2000).]
Because you demand it!
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It's all you need in superheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X
[This message has been edited by Spatula Gal (edited December 22, 2000).]
So Spatula, you hope to defeat me by making amazingly hilarious drawings of myself, making me laugh so hard that I wet my fasionably purple costume? Well it is a good plan, but it won't cut the mustard with me, my thong wearing evil buddy.
I am Evil Mit, I will take over the kitchen *whack* Hey stop it that tickles *whack* just a little lower baby *whack, whack* oh you kinky vixen *whack, whack, whack* No, no, stop it your luring me into a false sense of security I know your plans ... hey whats this? The rest of Culianary X and the Elfoholics Assembeld!!!! No it can not be ..... IT CAN NOT BEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!!!
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Hmmm, funny or disturbing? I can't tell, and I get the feeling I don't want to delve any deeper into it.
Enter Culinary X!
Your midget spanking days are over, Evil Mit!!
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It's all you need in superheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X
[This message has been edited by Spatula Gal (edited December 22, 2000).]
Oh no...feeling woozy...too much fruit cake...and laughing too hard at Spat's drawing...I think...I'm a goner...zzzzzz!
ROTFLMAO!!
BAMF!
I was breathing just fine untill i saw the "censored" block...
What the heck is Gumbo saying? And where's the Shadywhisk?
I think he's saying, "Will you buy my pants right after breakfast?" Shadywhisk shows up on another page.
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It's all you need in superheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X
Long live Culinary X! "Buy my pants..." I love it! He could be saying anthing to me...no hablo Frenchie, lo siento. I have that problem with a lot of the ethnicky characters. "What the hell is he saying now??" I wish some would speak Spanish, other than Rictor and Cecilia's few and far between Spanglish phrases. They need some more Hispanic characters.
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~Award-winning designer of Norway's lovely crinkly edges.~
BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
The all-powerful mighty Moderator is back! And he's got pants to buy after breakfast! Please! Someone! Buy pants for Beast! It's goes to a good cause! And that cause is the "Please-Someone-Buy-Pants-For-Beast-That-Aren't-Gambit's-Because-He's-Probably-Just-As-Hairy-As-Beast,-Only-He's-Not-Blue-And-I-Don't-Want-To-See-Him-Pantsless" Fund!!
Haha! That's funny when you've spent a week in Florida with no sleep! I can almost type too!
Welcome back all-powerful moderator! Don't
worry, Kurt bought Beast some lovely
lederhosen. Bet those will smell good after a
few days...Kurt will have to teach him to
vash them using the leather dry-clean
method.
Hope your chads came back undimpled!
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[This message has been edited by Slartibartfast (edited December 25, 2000).]
Mwohaha, Culinary X your might alone could never defeat one as evil as myself. You will be defeated. Huh? Who are you? No, it can't be, your back, the infamous Knight Crawler!!!!!!
Well in that case I must do what happens in all comic book stories, I must have a really unclimatic end to my sordid story by not actually standing and fighting any of you. No, instead I will run away, but be warned .....
.... I WILL BE BACK!!!
So er, any of you guys gonna untie me or what?
Hope you all had an excellent Christmas and welcome back KC.
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Keep It Safe In The
Kitchen!
hhmmmmm.....no!
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It's all you need in superheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X
We like you this way. But you need to scoot over to your keyboard and use that one free finger to write a chunk on the fan fic!
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~Award-winning designer of Norway's lovely crinkly edges.~
HEY! A feel like Chunk in 'The Goonies!' I'll throw ya a Baby Ruth (if a actually new what one was!) if you untie me.
Shadywhisk recovers consciousness in time to welcome KC back to the fold. "But I failed you, I failed you all," she says in despair. Her pet chicken, Cluckheed, comes to comfort her. "Don't worry," says Cuisinart Kurt sympathetically. "You'll 'whip' him next time!"
(And yes, I took 'whisk's line from "Pryde of the X-Men." Don't you just love bad puns?!)