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Evil users fom space took over the forum I used to post on so here I am. And I really look forward to discussing our hero. His sexual presence and incredible good looks. His amazing talent and often peculiar fashion sense. His entertaining acrobatics, curly black hair and sensitive brown eyes. His deep masculine voice, his ex-wives, his massive ego, his- what? Kurt who? Are you people trying to tell me this isn't the Sister Awake forum? Oh. Damn. Nightcrawler? You mean this guy?
Maybe I'll stay a while longer. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/cool.gif
Although, I should warn you, don't click on my link unless you have a rather strong stomach. And you should probably be legal, too. But who am I to lecture on being legal?
Love,
Fasheem
[This message has been edited by Fasheem (edited January 22, 2001).]
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Hey, thanks! Believe it or not, I wasn't talking about Kurt at all for the first paragraph. Looks like no one here knows what Sister Awake is. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif Heathens! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
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*The Mit sees a new member and unsuspectingly clicks on the link .... AAAAARGH! ... Nightcrawler Naught Bits! When the Mit regains his eye sight he sits down to type*
Well er, like hello there Fasheem welcome to the board. I would shake your hand but after looking at those NC pics I worry about were it may have been. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif
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I'd just like to mention it's probably no worse than the whole Tigger-Pooh thing. And hello Fasheem.
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Fasheem! I remember you from the occasional ascerbic review on fanfiction.net! I remember thinking to myself, 'ah, a Nightcrawler fan around here, for a change.' Of course, that was elaborated upon by the thought, '--and one that doesn't think he should be knockin' boots with Kitty.' Make yourself at home, my witty friend.
-Rex
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*Fasheem sees a new person and unsuspectingly reads his message .... AAAAARGH!
... allusions to masturbation! When Fasheem stops laughing she types*
Not in public, dude!
Heh heh. Whoops. Sorry 'bout that, Mitboy. Next time, I'll put the warning before the link.
Love,
Fasheem
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Make yourself at home, my witty friend.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Witty is it? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I'm touched.
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http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif WHOOAA!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif
Greetings and Salutations FASHEEM! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
I can tell already that your going to make an awesome addition to this merry band of raving Nightcrawler- maniacs... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
( If you could just PUH-leeze warn the guys 1st before those nekkid Nightcarwler links..! lol! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif )
BAMF!
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Wow, Fasheem!!! You can masturbate while laughing http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Looks like your talanted as well as witty!
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FASHEEM!! *runs over and hugs her* I cannot believe you are here!! I yam so happy I could cry! *sniff*
Oh zhis forum zust got better!
~ Vive la France!
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Ummm...no offense Fasheem, but I wish I hadn't clicked that link. Oh well, I guess that's the punishment I get for the Pooh porn.
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FINALLY!! Someone got The Spatulator back for the Pooh-Porn...of course they got the rest of us pretty good too...Luckily, I remembered that anything from Furnation that has nightcrawler is BAD! And I didn't click! I ran across that some time ago...naked guys just aren't my thing, I guess. Anyway, Welcome to the Monument, Fasheem!
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~~I'll be standing in the rain with my pants on fire when it all goes wrong again~~
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Hello Fasheem!Nice to meet ya. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Obviously Drags doesn't have a problem with viewing pictures of naked blue geezers!!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Way to go Drags you sexually liberated son of a, er, Dragon?
And Fasheem you are creating a wonderful mental picture of yourself! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif
[This message has been edited by ovenmitboy (edited January 22, 2001).]
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http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif Aggghhh!! My eyes...
I like Nighty and all, but damn. He doesn't need to be quite that naked. This beats the heck out of Pooh porn!
Seriously, welcome aboard. Hmmm...maybe I will just look at one more...
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~Award-winning designer of Norway's lovely crinkly edges.~
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Lets just say I dont shock easily, mitty.Besides Ive seen plenty of these pictures floating around the net already.It may surprise you that it goes a little beyond my preference.Despite me being the "sexually liberated" gal that I am.I cant help that.Its in the stars y'know?Lol. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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You guys are silly... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slartibartfast:
Seriously, welcome aboard. Hmmm...maybe I will just look at one more...
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SLARTI behave! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
BAMF!
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Hey guys, would it shock any of you to know that I've known about that site for ages? Probably not http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
I dunno, there's just something unsatisfying about photomanipulations. I mean, adding blue tint, yellow eyes and a tail does not a Nightcrawler make. And if you're going to draw a naked Nightcrawler, it's got to be a pretty convincing drawing for it not to just give me the creeps. But you can't blame that guy for trying! He really does have a wonderfully one-track mind.
-Rex
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Draw a naked Night Crawler eh Rex? Oh please don't tempt me like that. Oh no, I think I can feel ... I know ... its Evil MIt coming back .... nooooo! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif
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Who...me, Bamfie? *bats eyelashes* I ain't misbehavin'!
Uh-oh, now we've done it. We drove Mit to psychosis again! Fight it Mit! You can do it! Give not in to the dark side!
Not that I looked or anything...but those are pretty scary. It doesn't shock me but boy, that guy has one hell of a one-track mind.
I think it's fun to mess with *clothed* pics. I've done a total of one successful Nighty manip and I was pretty proud of myself. BUT, I just can't see doing that though. I would be embarrased to death even if I was all by myself. Ew, ew, EW! Some things just shouldn't be blown up on screen...
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Silly is an understatement BAMF!Though I think mitlad here takes the cake,I dont think he has been taking his medication.Im concerned for him though.His grip on sanity seems to be slipping every day.I might have to call his therapist again because I think he might hurt himself.
I know you dont want to go back mit,but maybe I can get the docs not to use the straps this time.
I think we should have an intervention.
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Anybody seen that Tivo commercial?
First golf-guy: "Your game's really off today. Let me guess: Masculine itch?"
Second golf-guy: "How'd you know!?"
First golf guy turn to the camera holding up a jar of goo labeled "Masculine itch balm" or something like that, then he scoops out a huge glob as the guy with the itch start to pull down his pants. That when the Tivo logo shows up, with a voice over saying something like, "For when you don't want to see something." Well it really is much funnier on TV. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it I didn't even remember what the ad was really about. Somehow this has something to do with this topic, but I forgot exactly what.
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LOL.I love that commercial Spatula! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Does anyone remember that Snapple commercial with people dressed up as fruit in these really cheesy costumes.They are all in a psychiatric ward and there is this scene where they are all playing ball and in the backround you can see a fruit trying to escape and these men in white coats go chasing after it.I laughed my @ss off at that one andand...er.....were off topic again....doh!
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That's Joe Montana, Mr. Famous Quarterback, and um, some other guy in that very funny Tivo ad, Spatch. I don't remember the other one, Drags. I like those money back Discover Card ones...those are great! The one with the Grim Reaper giving out breath mints is pretty clever too.
Um, what was the topic? Oh, yeah, Nekkidcrawler! Hugely endowed blue photos are bad, Excalibur 16 is good! Yeah, baby!
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Hey Fasheem! Welcome to the insanity man...You're mostly right exept for the brown eyes and the ex-wives. And thanks for the link (yum) defenitely one for this site : http://www.freespeech.org/nightcrawler/
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The BAMF department - hangout for the elf-obsessed. http://users.pandora.be/ellis.de.jon...nightmain.html
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>And Fasheem you are creating a wonderful mental picture of yourself!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif!
To be honest, I haven't been to that page in over a year. There is one really, really nice picture there but I can't remember the exact URL and I'm not going to go poking around for it. I do have it on disk and I could send it to someone else to post. Any volunteers? No? No nudity, I promise. Don't believe me, do you? I'd post it myself, but I don't have a website.
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You mean this one?
I'd call that near-nudity, I think.
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I'm not clicking on that thing while I'm surrounded by people but I think it's the right one.
Near-nudity? If it wouldn't be fuzzed out on TV, is it still dangerous to Mitboy's fragile psyche? There's one for the philosophers...
