Query

Hello. I'm new here. This is my first ever post anywhere, and I figured I might as well do it here.
Just wanted to say I love this place. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I come to get my Nightcrawler fix. I only just discovered NC through Evolution, so this place is helping to educate me. But I do have a question.
You've discussed the great things about having three fingers, but what do you guys think are the best things about having a prehensile tail?

Handy. Y'don't have room in your hands for something wrap your tail around it, like a flashlight. Plus you could hang upside down on the monkey bars. What more could you ask for?

Hi BlueElfEars! Spiffy name! Welcome to the madness! Watch out for flying beer and twinkies though. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Oh, there's lots of uses for that tail! Some I can even say out loud. I would use it to freak people out. Nothing like sitting in a dark theater during a horror movie and using that tail to just reach out and scare the snot out of someone. But then, I'm weird.

http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

------------------
~Award-winning designer of Norway's lovely crinkly edges.~

Welcome, BlueElfEars! I like your name! Have fun in this bizarre bazaar!!!

I, unlike Slarti, cannot think of any non-dirty uses for a prehensile tail. My mind is just too clouded with testosterone.

------------------
~~I'll be standing in the rain with my pants on fire when it all goes wrong again~~

Hey!! Welcome to the board Blue.

Okay, I kinda have to agree with KC. It's just too easy to think of stuff like that. (Yes, I'm evil, shoot me now! On the other hand, don't. I won't be able to finish my fan fic if you do.)

But I like Slarti's too. I'd do that just for the hell of it.

Hello BlueElfEars! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

I have to agree with my friends that nothing but naughty things come to mind regarding Kurts tail usage.Hope you stick around!

------------------
`~`~`Dragonlady`~`~`

I was actually having that problem with the 3 fingers post. Everything i could think of was dirty...

With the tail, you can finnally got to parties and be able to hold your drink, your plate, and still be able to eat.

It would be fun to climb trees with that tail. Whee! Look, no hands! Or feet!

http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

------------------
~Award-winning designer of Norway's lovely crinkly edges.~

Hello BlueElfEars!
Hmmm...the things you can do with a tail...
I know! Tail wrestling!! err maybe not...

------------------
It's all you need in souperheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X

The reason I originally asked was because I was having the nasty thought problem, too. Just making sure I'm not the only one here.
Oh, wait. I've got a clean one. Uhhhhh, *thinks* Nevermind. That one's dirty, too. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
As for those who sincerely care, don't worry, I won't leave. I've been hooked. But since I am a recent convert, I probably won't have much insight to add. I'll just be lurking in the corner, keeping an eye on the flurries of wit and wisdom.

------------------
Fine Arts Flunky

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BlueElfEars:
I'll just be lurking in the corner, keeping an eye on the flurries of wit and wisdom.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Where was I for that?? All I've ever seen was the blizzard of stupidity, and the ice storm of idiocy!! Oh...wait...that was the Presidential election.

------------------
~~I'll be standing in the rain with my pants on fire when it all goes wrong again~~

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Knight_Crawler:
Where was I for that?? All I've ever seen was the blizzard of stupidity, and the ice storm of idiocy!! Oh...wait...that was the Presidential election.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Knight_Crawler:
Where was I for that?? All I've ever seen was the blizzard of stupidity, and the ice storm of idiocy!! Oh...wait...that was the Presidential election.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have you seen the X-Presidents cartoon where all the uncounted florida votes return as a giant monster?

I saw a cute ad on tv, where the Florida recount was being done by a group of little old ladies. They were up to one thousand and something and just as one lol was about to write it down before she forgets, a guy with dimples pops in and yells, "Hi Mom!" The lol's yell back "Chad! You made us lose count again!" Dimpled Chad slinks out, and the lol's start from one again. Only saw it once, but it was really cute. Another one of those commercails I like even though I can't remember what it was trying to sell.

------------------
It's all you need in souperheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X

Welcome, Blue! I'm fairly new here, too. I just like readin' and I do the lurking thing a lot. Every once in awhile I'll post. We can share the same corner!


danielle

Where are all the new people coming from?

Anyway, PG uses of a tail...heck, that's a tough one. Ummm. It might help Kurt compensate a little for the missing fingers...

I would drive with that tail! Kick ass!

I love the X-Presidents, Garbs! Those things crack me up as much as a Dana Carvey Bush. "Dan Quail, still gaining acceptance..."

I saw that commercial, Spatch! I think it was a car ad too. I like the chip one...they are saying the chips are completely covered in flavor and they pass them on down the line, the last guy eats it. "How many have you eaten?" The guy says "I lost count."

Ya'll know somebody in Florida made chad jewelry? As a resident of Missouri, I would also like to apologize to you all for John Ashcroft...the prick...

http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

------------------
~Award-winning designer of Norway's lovely crinkly edges.~

I can do without flurries of wit and wisdom, then. I'll just have to settle for dribbles of coherency.

------------------
Fine Arts Flunky

I believe the Chad commercial was a car or truck sale commercial. Not sure of whch company.

Zhen you have come to zhe right place mon ami! Welcome BlueElfEars! I yam zhe French Biscuit, flinger of croissants and other such pastries. If you have trouble reading my posts because of my accent, zon't worry! You're not zhe only one. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

~ Vive la France

I can read them just fine.