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...me! It's allabout me!
You all thought you were rid of me. But ooohhh, nooo. I've been with you all along.
http://www.geocities.com/rsaille/memystied.jpg
You know, I bet one of those issues that my poor, deluded son says he needs to deal with is me. I imagine he was quite miffed when I killed his buddy Moira. You know, he never even came to see me in the hospital. *sigh* Sometimes, I don't think he likes me very much...
Well, now I'm worried. Do you think he likes me? I am his mommy after all. What's a murder or two among family?
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ...
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Zute alors! NOO!! Well, umm.. welcome back I guess.
~ Vive la France!
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I'll bet he still loves you, but I don't think he likes you anymore! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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Welcome back, fellow mistress of EVIL! Ya know that's a great photo. Not to sound like I'm trying to pickup you up, cuz I'm a straight arch-villainess and all that. But I'm curious. Doesn't your nose itch? Mine sure would if I had a lock of hair sticking up one nostril like that. Is that what makes you abuse your sons and murder geneticists? Anyway don't feel bad, I have a pair of horns sticking up off of my forehead. Drives me nutz sometimes...
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It's all you need in souperheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X
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So we meet again, fellow maniacal mistress of malevolence! Yes, that hair can be quite trying sometimes. I get odd looks for constantly blowing it out of my nostrils. I think my hair makes me a bit homocidally cranky sometimes. Moira's hair was just so irritating I think I wanted to kill her just for making me wear it.
But I would take my hair over those horns any day.
Ah, I think all my shape-shifting has made me a bit of a switch-hitter. My, that's quite a rack you've got there...*ahem*
Now where did Victor go...here kitty, kitty...
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ...
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Did someone call a kitty?
Um...Concidering that you can see stright down it, yeah.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mystifie:
Ah, I think all my shape-shifting has made me a bit of a switch-hitter. My, that's quite a rack you've got there...*ahem*
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I'm starting to like the way you think MYSTIFIE... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
BAMF!
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*sighing* What are we going to do with you boys and your lesbian fantasies. Tsk, tsk, tsk...
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So you are saying, Mystifie, that you kill people when you are having bad hair days? Hmmm...I can identify.
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~When you're strange, faces come out of the rain
When you're strange, no one remembers your name...~
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Y'know Mystifie I think I should call D.C.Y.S on you.Your a poor excuse for a mother.Im sure they have rules against throwing your newborn baby over a waterfall,terrorism and murder!They should have your tubes tied so you can never reproduce again!
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I know I didn't do a very good job with Kurt, but Graydon turned out okay, didn't he? No?
Huh, well fine. I will have you know, I did get my tubes tied. They just shifted right back to normal.
So there.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ...
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mystifie:
I know I didn't do a very good job with Kurt, but Graydon turned out okay, didn't he? No?
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You killed him remember?
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Super Sonic:
You killed him remember?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Is that proven?
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Okay, that makes me wonder. If a shapeshifter did have an operation (Tubes tied, wisdom teeth pulled etc, etc.) would their body shift back to what it was before the operation or not?
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Yes you killed him.As Supes pointed out.Dont you remember?Another bad hair day??
Though the little creep did ask for it,after how he treated Kurt I mean.....
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Got elf?
`~`~`Dragonlady`~`~`
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Hello "mother" its your darling boy risen from the dead!
You will never sleep again for I will haunt your dreams until your final days or until you go mad!
And watch your mouth Drags or your next!
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I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Whoa, sometimes got issues!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>And watch your mouth Drags or your next!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
How dare you threaten Drags!? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif Face my fiery croissants of doom!! Wait, do ghosts even light on fire? hmmm...let'z find OUT! *flings a flaming croissant at Graydons Ghost*
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Don't mess with me, I'm French!
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See! I told you I did a good job with Graydon! And you all thought I senselessly killed him.
He's better than ever now! Mommy loves you too, Graydon! I knew you'd come back to me! Like mother, like son...
Kurt needs a few loose branches on the family tree like us. He's far too dull without his loving family around to keep him company.
Graydon, do you know where your father is? I let him out a week ago and he wandered off... here, kitty, kitty...
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ...
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Dont play the devoted mother now you witch!You Killed me and before that you tossed me away like garbage! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif
As I said I will terrorize your dreams until you die!I will induce nothing but Hanson and Spicegirls videos in your sleep!Muahahaha!!!I can do that you know!That will be a taste of the pain I have to endure in Hell because of what you did.The music here sucks!And now its going to suck for you to!FOREVER!!!!
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I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Thanks Frenchie!I can always count on my pals at this Forum to back me up. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gifYou better watch out Graydon,Frenchie is bringing out the big patsrys now!The ovenmitts are off!
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`~`~`Dragonlady`~`~`
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>You better watch out Graydon,Frenchie is bringing out the big patsrys now!The ovenmitts are off!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good one! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
And true of course, watch your back Graydon. While your tormenting Mystifie, I intend to return the favor. Now look me in the eye and repeat after me:
"Stop right now, thank you very much
I need somebody with a human touch!
Hey you! Always on the run,
gotta slow it down baby
gotta have some fun!"
Mwua ha ha, feel my wrath!
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LOL Frenchie you crazy! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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Now Graydon, don't get sassy with mommy or I'll have to kill you again. Oh, please, Spice Girls and Hanson? I listen to those anyway. Don't I strike you all as a closet teeny-pop listener? Why do you think they play it in hell? Hades, Mephisto and the Dread Dormamu are all buddies of mine.
MMM-BOP...
If ya wanna be my lover you've got to be Sabretooth...
Hmmm...Am I out of hospital yet? The last I saw of myself that nasty Cajun was trying to gut me. And I was talking at great length around a respirator...
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ...
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Im not surprised that a vile woman such as your self listens to such wicked chantings,mother!"Do you wanna be my lover..."AGH! make it stop! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif
Your treading on unsteady ground biscuit!Im not to be trifled with!Ive seen the devil and it is Shannon Doherty.If your not careful I will suck you into a TV ala "Poltergeist" and have you live through an episode of "90210"!Or worse a whole marathon!Muahahaha!!!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif*cough*cough*
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I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Stand back Beamie!
Hey Graydon LAY OFF the biscuit you here me?!!Or Ill burn you to a crisp with my fiery breath!They dont call me Dragonlady for nothing!
Take that you creep!`~`~`FWOOOOOOSHHH`~`~` http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif
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Oh, that's quite a nasty cough you've got there 'Donnie. Poor baby, come here and let mommy make you deader...er, better.
Kurt is a much better boy than you, you know. He at least is a mutant. Why can't you be more like him?
Oh, Kuuurrrttt? Let's go get that coffee, my favorite son. You're buying, right?
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ...
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
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That infamous hot air of yours were no more effective than your friends fiery crossaints of doom!They went right through me!FOOLS I am a ghost,I am intangible you cant touch me!Muahahaha!!!!*cough*sigh*
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I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Doh! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif
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Hey, hey, Dragonlady, kin of Lockheed and Barney, step off my son. I may have killed him, but blood is thicker than water. I know, I've seen his.
Watch it people...I'm evvvilll!!!! *places pinkie finger in corner of mouth while blowing hair out of her face and being careful not to smudge the lipstick.*
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ...
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Yes Kurt,go have a cup of coffee with the nice lady!You lttle fool!I hope you both choke!
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I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Barney?BARNEY?!?I hate Barney!
Oooohh your in for it now Mysty!
Take that!`~`~`FWOOOOOOOOOSHH`~`~` and that!`~`~`~`FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHH~`~`~`~`
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What about magic? You can't deflect that. ~The air crackles with power and kitty sends a blue colored ball of magic at Graydon.~ Take that you ghost from Hell!
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Alright the anger is flaring here. EVerybody just needs to cool off.
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YOU WANNA SEE FLARING!? I'LL GIVE YOU FLARING! Bring out zhe caterpault!!
*a band of beret wearing people drag out a rather large caterpault*
AMO!
FIRE!!
*a blaze of sugary-sweet pastries rip through the air at Graydon's Ghost*
O.k. so pastries didn't work before, but when you've got a signature attack you have to stick wizh it. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
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Don't mess with me, I'm French!
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Now, now, behave kids. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
There, was that convincing?
With all these flaming croissants, dragon fire and cat magic (cat magic?) flying around in here we need Oven Mit Boy and his teflon mits of justice...
I don't have any fire powers. *sniff* I know! I'll throw little statues of Norway at you all! Those fjords smart! *SMACK* Ohhh, I hit the blue chick! *SWWISSHH!* Damn, they go right through Graydon!
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~Award-winning designer of Norway's lovely crinkly edges.~
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"What's that Kitchen Roll Kid?"
"The Mit symbol? Coming from the Nightcrawler Forum? Quick my trusty sidekick to the Mit poles...."
"Ah Mystifie, we meet again.."
"Why thank you, your looking pretty buff yourself."
"Oh yes I would love a flaming croisant they look- hang on a second missy - I'm here too give you a good mitting"
"Now look Mystifie, don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry"
"What? The Mit's are off? But without my Mits there is nothing stopping me turning into ... Oh now ... not again ...."
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"At last I am free again! Oh a chick. Well, well you again. How're you doing?"
"Well actualy I had no plans, and a croisant sounds just dandy"
"Your son has been threatening you? I'm sure we can do a little something about that in return for ---"
"SHANNON DOHERTY!!!! Now steady on, I know I'm evil, but not even I am evil enough to take on the awesome power of BRENDA!"
"Well I'm sorry toots, your on your own on this one, now where did I put those mits...."
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Keep it evil in the
kitchen
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"You're in for it now, Mystifie. I will tear the flesh from your bones and I will force you to witness the TRUE horror of pop music. Oh, yes. Such sweet suffering..."
"Do your worst. I can handle it. I've survived worse than anything you can dish out!"
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif S-Club...Gonna show you how! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
"AAAARRRRRRGH!!! I'm MELTING!"
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif Bring it all back to you! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
"NOOOOOO! STOP. I'll do anything..."
"Anything?"
"Well, not THAT."
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif You're my number one! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
"I'll do it! I'LL DO IT!!"
"Heh. Hey, Graydon, wanna have some REAL FUN when I'm done with your momma?"
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif And no matter what, we'll be forever as one! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
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Witness the Evil. Feel the Pain.
