Stuffed BAMF

Hey all..

I'm delurking for a sec to ask if anyone has a link to that site w/ the instructions for the BAMF doll. I used to have it but after my 2nd HD crash I lost it. I've only just started looking through the different NC sites so maybe I'll stumble across it. If I dont, could someone post the link for me?

Thanks

danielle

there's one at http://www.x-page.net/texts/bamf/
Please show us the results! And by the way, Welcome to the insanity http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Hmmm...Judging by the title, I was half expecting another food thread. Mmmmm....stuffed bamf....I'll have a leg and wing, with some stuffing mashed potatoes on the side.

...see I can be silly too...

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It's all you need in souperheroes and haute cuisine:
Culinary_X

WOO-HOO!! I'll have some of that!!

Licks her lips

<Jezie>

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That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.

[This message has been edited by Jezie (edited February 08, 2001).]

Yay! Spat is back and funnier than ever!

Tail for me! Yum Yum http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif

A platter of stuffed Bamf. It's better than SPAM.

We could make it a Superduper platter. Then all of us could have some!

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Fine Arts Flunky

Hey, I'm working on making a Nightcrawler beanie type thing. I'll let you know how it all turns out. I've never tried to design a stuffed anything before.

Awww, I can't believe you guys would eat a baked Bamf! That'd be like eating a stuffed Bambi or a cute little Smurf! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif ( http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif )


BAMF!

I can! well may be not bambie, that would be mean-bumper maybe-he was annoying enough. And maybe not a smurf-who knows were they could have been http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
okay never mind I just completely contradicted myself. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Blueflame:
And maybe not a smurf-who knows were they could have been http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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BAMF!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Blueflame:
And maybe not a smurf-who knows were they could have been http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

In the forest, bathing regularly?

Possibly in Gargamel's castle, but I'm sure they bathed after that too.

Well, one hopes anyway.

Jyuu-chan
(Here's to being random...)



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"Love makes you want to stab people? That's not love. That's brain damage."

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BAMF!:
Awww, I can't believe you guys would eat a baked Bamf! That'd be like eating a stuffed Bambi or a cute little Smurf! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif ( http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif )
BAMF!
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I think you're just feeling endangered by this topic...
got any fabba beans? thp,thp,thp,thp...

http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif*giggles* you people crack me up. Pass zhe bamf, I need a break from all zhese pastries.

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Don't mess with me, I'm French!

LMAO!! Aww man.. i'd better stay outta this thread... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif


BAMF!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BAMF!:
LMAO!! Aww man.. i'd better stay outta this thread... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif


BAMF!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mmmmm...I'm so tempted to comment...But I mustn't, young eyes may read this....*heavy sigh*
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I like my BAMF peking style. Peking bamf with fried rice and egg roll, all slathered in savory bamf sauce. And you gotta admire the culinary genius of leaving the head and feet on...look at that cute grin! Nothing like making food look cheerful to stimulate the appetite yessiree!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Hey, didn't I hear Smurf was a staple food on Muir Island? I hear their little hats are real nice and chewy, and the brains of the ones with glasses are quite nice as a dessert. The female Smurfs are considered a delicasse, since they're so rare, but I find them stringy and bitter.

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My get up and go musta got up and went.

Aww Blueelf, I'd thought you'd like it, since you wolfed down most of that stuffed bamf in February. What was it the MSG that made you sick? Sorry, I won't use it next time.

KC, you not supposed to eat a Smurfette like that. Take out her stomach, stuff it with minced smurf, oatmeal and seasonings, and boil it till its nice and plump. The local call it haggis. Never had it myself, but I hear its scrumptious.

I should right a book, "101 ways to serve bamfs and smurfs"

Naw, Spats. I just get creeped out when my food smiles at me!

I go for smoked BAMF fillets myself. You can't forget to hit it with a little Essence of Elf (for you Food Network fans!)

Actually, I've heard the Chinese Iron Chef likes to skin his Smurfs alive, then throw them in a pot and drizzle some brandy on 'em. Of course, they're so slippery and they try to jump out. You would think it hurts 'em or something.



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Essence of Elf: "BAMF- Kick it up a notch!"

y'know what might work Blueelf? If we get the smurfs so drunk on marinade they pass out we can then just drizzle that sause on 'em. Perhaps lightly sautee them. I think it would taste good... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Or maybe we could toss them into a ceasar salad for the first corse and then have the main corse of roast bamf? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Dear consumer,

As you all know, there has been an outbreak of foot and mouth disease among bamfs in certain countries. Though fatile to bamfs, contrary to popular belief, it is not to humans. However, scientists have noted some strange reactions in people from eating tainted bamf. Extra vertibrae and the growth of blue fur-like hair has been noted in most cases, along with behavioral disorders, such as fixations on uninterested teenagers. The most severe cases can result in excessive religious fervor and halitosis.

Foot and mouth disease among bamfs should not be confused with mad-smurf disease. Mad-smurf disease is spread by feeding smurfs haggis, with contains smurf meat. It spreads a virus that does not harm the smurf, but is disasterous to any human being who eats that smurf. Ingesting infected smurf will result in a loss of stature, a pale blue coloring in the skin, and worse of all, such extensive neural damage that the unfortunate victim becomes a complete imbecile.

So if you want to be safe, stick to beef! Heck the worst that can happen is that your brain'l melt.

*paid advertisement from the beef lobby

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BlueElfEars:
I go for smoked BAMF fillets myself. You can't forget to hit it with a little Essence of Elf (for you Food Network fans!)
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BAM! KICK IT UP A NOTCH!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Breakfast of Mutants, whoever you are, you just made my day! Hell, you made my week, possibly my entire month!!

YOU ROCK!

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My get up and go musta got up and went.

*gag* I was gonna eat lunch, but Spatch- you comment just threw me off my appetite!

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Essence of Elf: "BAMF- Kick it up a notch!"

You mean that guy was joking? *whew* He scared me! I was trying to smell my own breath...

Anyway, got some chicken-fried bamf with grits here, get it while its hot!

* Despite the almost painful tingling of his 'Spider-Sense', BAMF! nervously pokes his head back into this thread..*

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* Runs away hysterically screaming like a school girl *

EEEeeeEEeeEeeeEEeeeeEEeee!!!


BAMF!

Oh dear, it looks like our very own BAMF! has foot and mouth disease. Who want's to take him to the vet?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Breakfast of Mutants:
Extra vertibrae and the growth of blue fur-like hair has been noted in most cases, along with behavioral disorders, such as fixations on uninterested teenagers. The most severe cases can result in excessive religious fervor and halitosis.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif But what's this about fixations on uninterested teenagers? It's comething obvious, isn't it? Something I should be able to get in an instant... it's not Kitty, is it? GRRRR! I kill you, BoM!! OK, maybe not. After all, humor like this is a rarity... DIE!*

*Excerpt from Fasheem's never-ending and often contradictory stream of consciousness.

Maybe a nicely roasted "cat of dimness" would cheer me up. Or maybe I should just hang her, er, it from my wall as a trophy to brighten my day, every day. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Heh. I've made my own day now. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

Fasheem
(forever jumping to conclusions)

Greetings elficionadoes,

I also have recently become an admirer of Kurt Wagner who, in spite of his disfiguring case of bamfine foot and mouth disease, has done wonders for the Beef Lovers of America (BLA) group. Just as Spyke has done for the Milk and Cheese Foundation (MCF), and Wolverine has for the Water Bottlers Group (WBG) and the Make America Beautiful Through Recycling Foundation (MABTRF), Mr. Wagner's enthuastic endorsment of beef on TV has been a real boon for us. Mr. Wagner, if you are reading this, we're very interested in making you our official spokesman. We can offer an enticing stipand, and well as free medical treatment for your foot and mouth disease for the entire duration of your association with our group. If you are interested please reply.

Yours cordially,
Breakfast of Mutants,
chairman of
Beef Lovers of America

I don't know about you all, but I think this thread needs to be topped.

KC flies to the rescue and saves the day!

I love you, KC.

*'ports in really quickly! *

http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif KC! SPATULA GAL! great to see ya! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


*'ports the heck outta here even faster!*


BAMF!

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Eeeew! Ekelig!

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Mmmm...Breakfast of Mutants....with marshmallow BAMF bits and little X's that snap, crackle, and pop in milk!

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"Tell the truth, Excalibur--If not to yourselves, than to me--Wasn't this FUN?!?"-Arcade

Hey!! Don't eat me!!!!!!!!

This last post strengthens my suspections on whom (did I use right form of who/whom?) this breakfaster is... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

But you got to be kidding! Eating these small, blue, furry creatures... *sniff, sniff* Those poor beings!

Uhm... What I really mean, is don't have a taste of brimstone? And all the hair in the food? I mean, I dislike seeing a single straw of hair on my sandwich! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif

Oh, you have to skin the little buggers! It's a real pain in the arse!

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I wont say that I'm better,
it's just that I'm less worse.

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**you have to skin the little buggers! It's a real pain in the arse!**

Ach! (a la "Forrest Gump") Run BAMF!, Run!
Skin them?! The poor lil' things!...

Hey! Who took my sauteed Bamf a la orange?! ;P