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Hello and welcome to my humble home! I am your host, Jezie!
Are you bored? Okay than, lets play one of my infamous games called X-lips! Remember; Try to make it as funny as possible! Here are the rules:
Rule 1) Choose five names randomly. They can be anyone
from the X-Men Universe to anyone else and put them on a piece of paper or just
remember them.
Rule 2) Choose 2 foods, anything weird would be nice.
Rule 3) Choose 1 room outside the X-Mansion. (Named Placeout)
Rule 4) Choose 1 place inside the X-Mansion. (Names Placein)
Rule 5) Have fun, enjoy, and Review!
Chapter One
Beginnings....
By Jezie
(Name#1) walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! (Name#2) hadn't tried to attack, (Name#3) didn't try to steal his Twinkies and the (Placeout#1)hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring
day. (Name#1) decided to go to the kitchen and eat some (food#1), It was his favorite after all and it cheered him up during these rainy days.
When (Name#1) got to the kitchen he found (Name#4) sitting at the table calmly eating (Food#2). (Name#1) Just shook his head and made his (Food#1. After he sat down, (Name#4) started to talk
"Pretty boring day, Huh?"
"Yup, no one has stolen by Twinkies in days!"
"That is pretty bad." (Name#4) agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. (Name#1) and (Name#4) ran outside. It was (Name#5)!
"I AM (Name#5)!" He shouted as lightning erupted from his hands. (Name#1) and (Name#5) looked at each other and then ran to the (Placein#1) to hide. On the way they passed (Name#3)
To Be Continued at a later date!
Did you enjoy my game? I might make more if you did! Also as a personal favor, post your funny X-Lips!
>Jezie<
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That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.
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Chapter One
Beginnings....
By Jezie & KC
KC walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! Spatch hadn't tried to attack, Mit didn't try to steal his Twinkies and the Barbecue Pit hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring
day. KC decided to go to the kitchen and eat some Calamari, It was his favorite after all and it cheered him up during these rainy days.
When KC got to the kitchen he found Slarti sitting at the table calmly eating Octopus Stew. KC Just shook his head and made his Calamari. After he sat down, Slarti started to talk
"Pretty boring day, Huh?"
"Yup, no one has stolen my Twinkies in days!"
"That is pretty bad." Slarti agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. KC and Slarti ran outside. It was Your Mom!
"I AM YOUR MOM!" He shouted as lightning erupted from his hands. KC and Your Mom looked at each other and then ran to the Rogue's Li'l Whorehouse to hide. On the way they passed Mit
To Be Continued at a later date!
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Chapter 1
Beginnings...
By Fasheem and Jezie
Jeff Martin walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! Britney Spears hadn't tried to attack, Ricky Martin didn't try to steal his Twinkies and the Swingin' Lounge hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring day. Jeff Martin decided to go to the kitchen and eat some Cheez Whiz, It was his favorite after all and it cheered him up during these rainy days.
When Jeff Martin got to the kitchen he found Fasheem sitting at the table calmly eating crow. Jeff Martin just shook his head and made his Cheez Whiz. After he sat down, Fasheem started to talk.
"Pretty boring day, Huh?"
"Yup, no one has stolen my Twinkies in days!"
"That is pretty bad." Fasheem agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. Jeff Martin and Fasheem ran outside. It was Elton John!
"I AM ELTON JOHN!" He shouted as lightning erupted from his hands. Jeff Martin and Fasheem looked at each other and then ran to the basement bathroom to hide. On the way they passed Eminem
To be continued at a later date!
[This message has been edited by Fasheem (edited March 01, 2001).]
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Nice! There's only one problem. Cheez Whiz isn't a food. Not even close.
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Oh yeah?! Well, Cheez Whiz may not be food but, uh....um, your mom is a man! Yeah, that's right. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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My mom isn't, but Your Mom is!!!
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LOL : ) That was funny! Want me to make more?
P.S I also forgot to thank Slarti for helping me!
>Jezie<
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That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.
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More, more! I want to know what I said to KC and his fantasticaly fishy food fetish!
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Keep It Safe In The
Kitchen!
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Eeeeewww!!! I just read what I was eating! Gack! Hurk! Arrgghhh! Bad KC, bad!
Hey, I used Cheese Whiz when Jezie sent me this!
These silly things are fun.
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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LOL! My crazy, Elf-lovin', Monument buds... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif You all crack me up!
Can I play too?
NEO walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! TRINITY hadn't tried to attack, SCULLY didn't try to steal his Twinkies and the BATHROOM IN THE GUEST HOUSE hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring
day. NEO decided to go to the kitchen and eat some PEANUT BUTTER AND PINEAPPLE SANDWICHES, It was his favorite after all and it cheered him up during these rainy days.
When NEO got to the kitchen he found JOKEY SMURF sitting at the table calmly eating TWIZZLERS. NEO Just shook his head and made his PEANUT BUTTER AND PINEAPPLE SANDWICHES. After he sat down, JOKEY SMURF started to talk
"Pretty boring day, Huh?"
"Yup, no one has stolen by Twinkies in days!"
"That is pretty bad." JOKEY SMURF agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. NEO and JOKEY SMURF ran outside. It was OPTIMUS PRIME!
"I AM OPTIMUS PRIME!" He shouted as lightning erupted from his hands. NEO and JOKEY SMURF looked at each other and then ran to NIGHTCRAWLER's ROOM to hide. On the way they passed SCULLY.
Oh man, we sound silly...want s'more JEZIE!
BAMF!
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Optimus Prime walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! Bumblebee hadn't tried to attack, Ultra Magnus didn't try to steal his Twinkies and the Studio 54 hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring day. Optimus Prime decided to go to the kitchen and eat some Kung Pow Chicken, It was his favorite after all and it cheered him up during these rainy days.
When Optimus Prime got to the kitchen he found Grimlock sitting at the table calmly eating Fruit Roll-Ups.
Optimus Prime Just shook his head and made his Kung Pow Chicken. After he sat down, Grimlock started to talk "Pretty boring day, Huh?"
"Yup, no one has stolen by Twinkies in days!"
"That is pretty bad." Grimlock agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. Optimus Prime and Grimlock ran outside. It was Omega Supreme!
"I AM OMEGA SUPREME!" He shouted as lightning erupted from his hands. Optimus Prime and Omega Supreme looked at each other and then ran to the bathroom to hide. On the way they passed Ultra Magnus
To Be Continued at a later date!
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Damn, i waited to read everyone's after i'd posted mine.
Looks like i wasn't the first Transfomers referencer.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fasheem:
"I AM ELTON JOHN!"
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That cracks me up everytime I read it! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Okay! I'll think up a continuation!
>Jezie<
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That tail! Those fangs! That fur! I think I'm in love....No, wait, that's a furball.
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Fill in zhe blanks, Now ZHAT I can do!
The French Biscuit walked through the X-Mansion. It was a boring day! Bob Dole hadn't tried to attack, Bill Clinton didn't try to steal her Twinkies and the spot under the Professor's desk hadn't been blown up in days! Yup, It was a boring day. The French Biscuit decided to go to the kitchen and eat some croissants, It was her favorite after all and it cheered her up during these rainy days.
When The French Biscuit got to the kitchen she found Hercules sitting at the table calmly eating crepe-suzette. The French Biscuit Just shook her head and made her croissant. After she sat down, Hercules started to talk
"Pretty boring day, Huh?"
"Yup, no one has stolen my Twinkies in days!"
"That is pretty bad." Hercules agreed. All of a sudden the mansion rocked. The french Biscuit and Hercules ran outside. It was XENA!
"I AM XENA!" She shouted as lightning erupted from his hands.
The French Biscuit and Hercules looked at each other and then ran to the spot underneath the professors desk to hide. On the way they passed Bill Clinton...and Madame Lewinsky. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif Had to add zhat.
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Don't mess with me, I'm French!
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JEZIE can we have s'more? ( please? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif )
BAMF!
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hey if your gonna make referance to the sam rami shows, where the hells iolous!
i love that lil guy!
hey, does lil ol' wonderlass fit in anywhere in your x-lips kc? heh
and bamf you are very silly i havent heard any referance to the smurfs in many moons!
lets get somemore up in here jezie!!
whoooo
