Love stinks (the anti-valentine's day thread)

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February 14th, 2002, 06:54 AM
dwim

This one goes out to all them women that left me, broke me, wouldn't marry me, kept me hanging on, and was just never there on Valentine's Day.

BLTHHHHHHHHHH (raspberry)

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February 14th, 2002, 07:07 AM
neomel

a mature response ...

the mel

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February 14th, 2002, 08:12 AM
happybunny2

No it doesn`t...it smells WONDERFUL..and FRESH...and BEAUTIFUL.

...... http://www.smilies.nl/imu2.gif

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It's simple tips like these
That keep you safe from injuries
The surgeon general should do his part:
Warning, beware, be careful - Fragile Heart

Words By Jewel(EDA)
February 14th, 2002, 08:22 AM
Chaos Butterfly

Probably smells like money to florists.

But hey everyone's gotta make a buck sometime.

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The person who has no imagination has no wings. -Muhammed Ali

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
February 14th, 2002, 10:04 AM
batfreak

> Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
>
> 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
> But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
>
> 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
> Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
>
> 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
> In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
>
> 7. This feels so good, it feels so right
> I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
>
> 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
> Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
>
> 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
> But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
>
> 4. Through all the things that came to pass
> Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
>
> 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
> I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
>
> 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
> So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
>
> 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
> You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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"put the bunny back in the box"
"In god we trust, Every bugger else pay's cash."
"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit."
"I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a f**k."
"Why do aliens always abduct stupid people??"
February 14th, 2002, 12:25 PM
3peanuts

Probably me and sarabiga had the worst time this Valentine's with florists:

I went to a florist and this is the dialogue I had:

3P: "'Morning...I would like to send flowers to a very special person, but I need some suggestions..."
The Lady of Flowers:"(Angry) What the hell do I know, choose something..."
3P: "Uh...what about roses?"
The Lady:"And for how long did you think for this original (sarcastic) idea?"
3P:"Ehm...How does it cost sending a...rose to Reggio Emilia?"
The Lady:"Too much for you (grinning)... -then says an eeeeexpensive price- "
3P:" (shy) But it is sure it gets to Reggio on S. Valentine's day, isn't it?"
The Lady:"Hear me, (acid) do you think you are the only one who decided to send flowers on the 14th?"

I left the shop, slamming the door.

The strange thing is that my gf went to a florist in Reggio. The florist there called exactly the shop I visited the day before here, in my town.
And, guess what?, the same Lady answered and reacted in the same rude way she acted with me.

Gosh, the Lady needs some fresh air...
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"And I feel like I just got home", Ray of Light, Madonna

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February 14th, 2002, 01:39 PM
nicewitch

Heh. She must have gotten rejected Valentine #1.

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it's a long long road it's a big big world we are wise wise women we are giggling girls we both carry a smile to show when we're pleased both carry a switchblade in our sleeves--Ani Di Franco from "If He Tries Anything"
February 14th, 2002, 01:49 PM
Jaxom 27

All hail blatant commercialism! www.vermontteddybear.com

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
February 14th, 2002, 05:51 PM
Talesien

I got dead roses for Valentine's once... and a bottle of red wine except the wine had been replaced with vinegar... and "chocolates".

I won't tell you what they really were.

I wasn't even IN a relationship, and look what happened on Valentine's day!

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If I could break down
these walls and shout
my name at heaven's
gate / I'd take these
hands and destroy the
dark machineries of
fate, / The vehicles are
broken / Heaven's the
one above / Hellfire's a
promise away I'd still
be saying I'm still in
love / I'm still in love /
I'm still in love
February 14th, 2002, 11:33 PM
Jaxom 27

We all know the greeting card industry runs the countrey anyway...

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
February 15th, 2002, 08:08 AM
3peanuts

Somebody must pay for the University studies of the children of florists...

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"And I feel like I just got home", Ray of Light, Madonna

www.mariomieli.org
February 15th, 2002, 02:18 PM
Bianca

I once hung sheets from the ceiling (to give it that harem/tent look); coverd the floor with pillows; had a bowl of bite-sized fruits; had many candles lit for light; had on some of his favorite (softer) music; wore a royal blue silk slip thing (his fave color) with the really skinny straps and twisted my hair up into a bun and secured it with chop sticks (becaused he liked it when I wore my hair up)...and he stuck around for about 10 minutes and then was bored...and never said "thank you."

I once had my picture taken at Glamour Shots for the same guy another year for Valentine's Day...and he took just one of the 12 different poses/outfits and he still didn't say "thank you."

I've never done anything like that again for a guy because they didn't appreciate it. I hate Valentine's Day.

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"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." - Rita Mae Brown

[This message has been edited by Bianca (edited February 15, 2002).]
February 15th, 2002, 03:34 PM
usmu

Can somebody pass me the glue, I?ve got to paste my jaw back in. That?s so awesome...

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The hammer of Thor quotes:

Yeah I'm pretty happy
Living in my own sweet time
I'm pretty happy
And I don't need your virus of the mind

Heather Nova -Virus of the mind
February 15th, 2002, 05:02 PM
usmu

I won?t, I do not want to get sticky http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

edit: I didn?t see the AP2 comment, this now sounds so bad http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

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The hammer of Thor quotes:

Yeah I'm pretty happy
Living in my own sweet time
I'm pretty happy
And I don't need your virus of the mind

Heather Nova -Virus of the mind

[This message has been edited by usmu (edited February 15, 2002).]
February 16th, 2002, 01:34 AM
Bianca

You don't want to get sticky?

tch...tch...tch... Oh well. You're loss I guess! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

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"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." - Rita Mae Brown
February 16th, 2002, 04:39 AM
Bianca

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by usmu:
Can somebody pass me the glue, I?ve got to paste my jaw back in. That?s so awesome...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

:: passes the super glue::

Don't use it all in one place now...

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"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." - Rita Mae Brown

[This message has been edited by Bianca (edited February 15, 2002).]
February 16th, 2002, 04:54 AM
Firebird98

and make sure you don't end up like the dude in american pie 2...

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Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
Jely is my other sidekick
Ski and Tyledras are family.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
True friends stab you in the front

"You are such a whore."-Tyledras

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell
February 16th, 2002, 04:56 AM
Firebird98

and make sure you don't end up like the dude in american pie 2...

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Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
Jely is my other sidekick
Ski and Tyledras are family.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
True friends stab you in the front

"You are such a whore."-Tyledras

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell
February 16th, 2002, 06:23 AM
Lulu

> 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
> But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

You know- I've heard that one before!

Once I said "I love you." I've never seen a guy run faster!
February 16th, 2002, 03:17 PM
Freyja

Hmm.. my worst Valentine's day was when my fiance broke up with me (he was a freak anyway). The only thing that made that so very bad (because in the long run, it was very good) was that it was the first Valentine's I had someone to celebrate with.

I DO like Valentine's for one thing: throwing anti-Valentine's day parties! ::spreads some broken-heart cookies with black icing around::

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Freyja
"I'm Bi! Come one and all!" -- George, Paradise Kiss

I have paisley.
February 17th, 2002, 12:12 AM
dwim

hmmm....

the anti-valentine's day thread got more post than the other valentine day thread...

oh well...

*gobbles up the broken hearted cookies*
February 18th, 2002, 11:25 AM
usmu

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Bianca:
You don't want to get sticky?

tch...tch...tch... Oh well. You're loss I guess! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Am I too late in saying that I ment I woulnd?t want ot get sticky with glue, but anything else... Or that sticky is good depending on who I got stuck to... Or.... Or...

I should have left my jaw on the floor, it would have been so much easier to stick my foot in it.

Damn

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The hammer of Thor quotes:

Yeah I'm pretty happy
Living in my own sweet time
I'm pretty happy
And I don't need your virus of the mind

Heather Nova -Virus of the mind
February 18th, 2002, 01:01 PM
Bianca

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by usmu:
Am I too late in saying that I ment I woulnd?t want ot get sticky with glue, but anything else... Or that sticky is good depending on who I got stuck to... Or.... Or...

I should have left my jaw on the floor, it would have been so much easier to stick my foot in it.

Damn<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hehehehe http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/cool.gif

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"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." - Rita Mae Brown
February 18th, 2002, 03:51 PM
usmu

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Bianca:
Hehehehe http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/cool.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<pout> http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

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The hammer of Thor quotes:

Yeah I'm pretty happy
Living in my own sweet time
I'm pretty happy
And I don't need your virus of the mind

Heather Nova -Virus of the mind
February 19th, 2002, 01:29 PM
Bianca

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by usmu:
<pout> http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awww...poor baby...want me to kiss it and make it better? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/cool.gif

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"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." - Rita Mae Brown
February 19th, 2002, 08:34 PM
Bianca

No, you're not the only one with that problem.

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"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." - Rita Mae Brown
February 20th, 2002, 04:43 AM
usmu

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Bianca:
Awww...poor baby...want me to kiss it and make it better? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/cool.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ready when you are http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

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The hammer of Thor quotes:

Yeah I'm pretty happy
Living in my own sweet time
I'm pretty happy
And I don't need your virus of the mind

Heather Nova -Virus of the mind
February 20th, 2002, 04:50 AM
Bianca

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by usmu:
Ready when you are http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now, if only money grew on trees and I had one in my backyard...

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"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." - Rita Mae Brown
February 20th, 2002, 04:54 AM
usmu

So I?m not the only one with that problem... Still trying to win that lottery, but not succesfull as of yet. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/frown.gif

I?m planning to come to the states though... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

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The hammer of Thor quotes:

Yeah I'm pretty happy
Living in my own sweet time
I'm pretty happy
And I don't need your virus of the mind

Heather Nova -Virus of the mind
February 21st, 2002, 10:33 PM
dpbluc3

I know V-day is sooo over by now, but i didnt' get to share in the ANTI party so. . .

The place: My apartment
The time: Evening
The day: Feb 14 2002

Her: "you are so in love with me, everyone knows it."

me: "Have i told you i'm in love with you?"

her: "No, but it is very obvious."

me: "do you want me to say that I am in love with you?"

her: "Are you?"

**pause**

me: "yes I do love you. . . "

her: "I know. . .someday i'm going to say that to you and it is going to mean so very much."

----then we went to sleep---

The place: on the phone
The time: morning
the date: feb 15 2002

. . . she broke up with me. . .

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February 22nd, 2002, 12:07 AM
Ski

Ain't that a bitch, sorry http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/frown.gif

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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick
Sanctuary for an Elf

I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar!-Jay

I fart because it's my god given right-My Roomate
February 22nd, 2002, 01:15 AM
Jaxom 27

Burtal, Juice! ow.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
February 23rd, 2002, 04:17 PM
dwim

sorry to hear that dp, times like that i drink some beers and play some hank williams songs... hell, why not hank jr. while i was at it too? how about hank iii also? and just keep on drinking the beers, one after another, and another... and so on...

*pause*

yeah...

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I try to be humble but this guy threw my greatness in my face! I'm trying to deny my greatness!

"Everything belongs to me because I am poor." - Jack Kerouac Visions of Cody

"my mind put you (dwim) in a graphic novel. or a cybernovel... something gibson-esque with a gaiman twist... paul mcauley - virtual elves and chain-smoking demons on the internet, that sort of thing" - chilimuffin
February 23rd, 2002, 09:19 PM
dpbluc3

. . . yeah

*rebaits her hook and casts it into the sea yet another time*

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February 26th, 2002, 04:18 AM
Chino

i leave you guys alone for a month and a half
and every thing goes to shit.

chi

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"telvision's gone and i'm alone with Lucifer. What a drag."
-Afghan Whigs"retarded"

"one of days is like a disco on death row, when the music over, save the last dance for me.
- spacehog "one of these days"

"what a day , what a day, should of stayed home
just shooting the breeze all day." - nonpoint "what a day"

" if i fell far enough to touch the hand of venus, would she stroke my face and promise me the kingdom would be mine if only i"-
"king only" twilight singers
'
February 26th, 2002, 08:25 AM
Crystal princess

Hey Lulu, I just made the same mistake- I e-mailed a love poem to the guy I like on Valentines day and I haven't heard from him since! He probably thinks I'm crazy, which is probably true. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/frown.gif

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February 26th, 2002, 10:39 PM
Lulu

Crystal, sweetie, don't feel bad. It's always better to take a risk- because then you learn. You offered this guy a gift- if he chooses not to take it- that's his loss! Don't offer it again- unless he asks and proves that he deserves it! If he's not flattered, then he isn't worth your time anyway! In the meantime, you don't need to wonder about a chance not taken.

There is *always* someone better out there! Likewise, there's someone who will uniquely appreciate you and what you have to give!

Example: I spent three years fixated on trying to make the first guy commit, even tho his heart wasn't in it! When I finally gave up, I discovered (in my best friend of all people!) the kind of relationship I was looking for all along!

Tres nice! Point is- when I stopped trying to force what wasn't right, the right thing just kinda came along!

('Course, I'm still in love with the shmuck- but much happier now that he's outta my life!)

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February 27th, 2002, 05:06 AM
Crystal princess

Thanks for that Lulu.I have stopped bothering the poor guy. He's a friend too.
Hope someone comes along soon, but I've got plenty to do in the meantime.I really enjoy the STP board. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

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March 21st, 2004, 09:48 PM
Neophobic Man

Damn...muct be time for some sort of house cleaning...this is listed as the oldest thread I can pull up...it's only more than 2 years old...I'd've thought we'd've had some older ones...
March 21st, 2004, 11:25 PM
Chaos Butterfly

You really are bored and abandoned aren't you Jax
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