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*sits alone in a dodgem, knuckles white from gripping the steering wheel with excitement, while all around him other dodgem cars go unoccupied*
Come on, come on! They won't start this thing until they've got enough people!
*rocks violently back and forth in his seat to try and make the car go forward by inertia, but it's no use*
*has a thought, and reaches under seat, pulls out a crash helmet, and puts it on*
I'm ready for ya! Anyone! I'll take you all on!
*passes the time by turning the steering wheel from left to right and making "brrm brrm" noises.*
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"Victorians didn't know much about structural engineering, so they just built everything to last." toastboy
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*sits in one 2 down from Ersby*
Um, could someone tell me what a dodgem is so I don't sound like too much of a fool?
*also puts on a crash helmet, complete with rainbow stickers*
*whistles while waiting*
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The ninja lesbian milk getter. aka dorkflakes.
Take the time to feel the wind.
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
"I'm not crazy, I'm just reality challenged" -tyledras
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*sits perched behind ersby*
What? You guys KNOW I don't know how to drive!
*passes the time tapping on Ersby's crash helmet*
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And I would like, right now, to demand the impossible: peace. ~ Jadian
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*reaches below seat, pulls out English-American translator*
Umm, yes, it seems that a dodgem is a bumper car. You know, fairground ride; lots of bad steering; only time that whiplash seems funny.
But I think any car will do. The more the merrier.
*looks around*
What's that tapping noise?
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"Victorians didn't know much about structural engineering, so they just built everything to last." toastboy
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*climbs into a black car*
Tough guys drive black bumper cars.
*sneers*
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"what's jail?"
"everything's jail."
"Texas? What's a 'Texas'?"
--Spongebob Squarepants
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Ok, good, bumper cars are fun. *evil grin*
*looks at car more closely*
Um, how did I end up in a pink one with yellow stripes?
*puts on cheesy seatbelt that the attendants always insist you wear even though they don't seem to fit adults properly*
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The ninja lesbian milk getter. aka dorkflakes.
Take the time to feel the wind.
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
"I'm not crazy, I'm just reality challenged" -tyledras
Help Hostboard by using that search engine.
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*jumps into a black one with a large pic of King Kong on the front*
Let's see you take this baby on.
*Pulls on styley matching helmet and starts making bonnet beating, growling noises to psych out the competition*
*evil grin http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif*
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The person who has no imagination has no wings. -Muhammed Ali
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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It's Ok, Ersby! I knew what u meant!
*Gets into her dodgem*
Whaaahahahahaaaa!!! Prepare for destruction!
*Katchoo has a bit of a death wish, so uses a paper soda jerk's hat instead of a crash helmet*
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The maverick heroine of STP land, avenger against those who would kick off with pretty women;
Hero to some, just another pretty face to others.
The cutest little lesbian.
THE Lesbian.
...Without love, we are never more than Strangers In Paradise.
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane
mittam. Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!"
(I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. May barbarians invade your personal space!)
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It's Ok, Ersby! I knew what u meant!
*Gets into her dodgem*
Whaaahahahahaaaa!!! Prepare for destruction!
*Katchoo has a bit of a death wish, so uses a paper soda jerk's hat instead of a crash helmet*
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The maverick heroine of STP land, avenger against those who would kick off with pretty women;
Hero to some, just another pretty face to others.
The cutest little lesbian.
THE Lesbian.
...Without love, we are never more than Strangers In Paradise.
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane
mittam. Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!"
(I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. May barbarians invade your personal space!)
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*climbs into his black car with BLS on the front with a big picture of a middle finger under the letters*
Alright.. who wants some?
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Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
Jely is my other sidekick
Ski and Tyledras are family.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
True friends stab you in the front
"You are such a whore."-Tyledras
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell
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*taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
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Give me an edit button, and I'll moderate the WORLD!!!
The Neil & Neal Show
And I would like, right now, to demand the impossible: peace. ~ Jadian
[email protected]
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*pucketa-pucketa-pucketa-wheeze-KAFLOOEY!!!*
All right, who's going to double up with me?
*jumps into Firebird's car and gets ready to rock*
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May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
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*Grins at luna and rams right into eris' car. And ski's, and brans, hell, we hit EVERYBODY*
*does a polish victory lap while luna drives and I wave from the back*
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Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
Jely is my other sidekick
Ski and Tyledras are family.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
True friends stab you in the front
"You are such a whore."-Tyledras
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell
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*wonders how Bird hit his car when I'm the one standing behind the control panel operating the ride* *Evil grin*
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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick
Sanctuary for an Elf
Say, Would you like a Chocolate-Covered Pretzel?-Brodie
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*tells luna to drive her car into the booth*
*laughs as ski runs for his life*
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Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
Jely is my other sidekick
Ski and Tyledras are family.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
True friends stab you in the front
"You are such a whore."-Tyledras
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell
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*carefully circles around then rams into Maggie*
BAM!!!!
*backs away and admires the wrecking job 'Bird and Luna administer to the control booth*
Heh.
*sneers*
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"what's jail?"
"everything's jail."
"Texas? What's a 'Texas'?"
--Spongebob Squarepants
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*Jumps in a dodgem* "You think just cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit! I'll take all you fuckers on!!!!!" * runs into people at random*
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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick
Sanctuary for an Elf
Say, Would you like a Chocolate-Covered Pretzel?-Brodie
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*lurks, waiting for the perfect time to pounce of unsuspecting passers-by ala that car in the monty python skit*
*WHABAM*
Boo...and also, ya.
*does the Shimmygirl dance*
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M.
"Euphoria has just been here, and she's looking terrible."
-Veruca Salt
WonderTwin Power...ACTIVATE!
Semilemelay!
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hey ! wait for me !
*jumps into the nearest dodgem, which, while it happens to be painted bright bright yellow and orange, is indeed such a cool car*
now, how does one steer these things, i never could get the hang of it ...
*spins around in circles momentarily before abruptedly straightening and sideswiping 'bird, cringing, watching is head snap back*
ow, that looks painful ...
*drives off aiming for bran*
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
the mel
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Vivez sans temps mort
Live without dead time
My Journal
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you.... bast....ard!!!
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Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
Jely is my other sidekick
Ski and Tyledras are family.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
True friends stab you in the front
"You are such a whore."-Tyledras
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell
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don't worry, they make good braces for such injuries ...
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Vivez sans temps mort
Live without dead time
My Journal
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I dunno what a dodgem is, so i'll just get in my bumper car http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
Mine has pretty flames of speed on it. And a radio. And bucket seats. Damn, I'm styling!
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M.
"Euphoria has just been here, and she's looking terrible."
-Veruca Salt
WonderTwin Power...ACTIVATE!
Semilemelay!
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*K-pucketa-pucketa-pucketa*
*clunkety-pucketa-clunkety-pucketa*
Ummm.... I think there's something wrong with mine. I've never heard noises like that in my life.
*takes the cue from Ersby and pulls out the crash helmet with Op Ivy stickers on it*
I think I'm gonna need this...
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May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
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Weeeeeehaaaa!!
*Jumps into his car which is white with a big bullseye on it*
Hmmmm.... maybe I shouldn't have gotten Target to sponser my car...
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peace,
rich
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*Hits Rich C*
TARGET!!!!!MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Evil Grin*
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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick
Sanctuary for an Elf
Say, Would you like a Chocolate-Covered Pretzel?-Brodie
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*looks around at all the STPers in black cars*
Oh, great. Who invited the *cool* kids?
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Give me an edit button, and I'll moderate the WORLD!!!
The Neil & Neal Show
And I would like, right now, to demand the impossible: peace. ~ Jadian
[email protected]
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*puts pedal to the metal*
*unfortunately forgot to check steering wheel wasn't locked in reverse*
*reverses full speed into Ski*
Oops! Heh,Heh http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Puts foot down again and crashes head first into Bran and Crazy A.
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The person who has no imagination has no wings. -Muhammed Ali
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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Ah, this is better. Off we gooo!
*dodgem lurches forward, then stops*
Damn. Stalled a dodgem car - how embarrassing is that? Could someone give me a shunt, just to get me going?
*suddenly realises with horror what he's said, and cowers in his seat, ready for the oncoming pummelling*
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"Victorians didn't know much about structural engineering, so they just built everything to last." toastboy
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*jumps into a rose-colored car, just because it'll irritate rhain and orenda (should they ever read this thread)*
*proceeds to give ersby the shunt of his life*
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Hey, maggie, isn't that mag ruffman in that car over there??
bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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Amaris ab leporibus.
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A bunch of mibbits come along, but mistake dodgem for a demolition derby. They all go to the stuntshow track next to the real dodgems and climb into derby cars (though one male/female team get into someone's regular car by mistake). Wondering where all the STPers are (Hey, I ain't gonna tell 'em http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ), they nonetheless start up and get goin'.
Myself, I only wanna watch, so my head is going back and forth like watching a tennis match, between the STP dodgems and the mibbits' derby.
Two shows in one! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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"It's crackers to bump a rozzer the dropsy in snide" -Mibbit
[This message has been edited by Mibbitmaker (edited March 26, 2002).]
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*finally gets car to go into reverse*
*backs into mel*
Ooooo, and I thought my car was ugly. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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The ninja lesbian milk getter. aka dorkflakes.
Take the time to feel the wind.
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
"I'm not crazy, I'm just reality challenged" -tyledras
Help Hostboard by using that search engine.
ChatterBox
Bran's Place
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*seeing Mel aiming directly for a somewhat-stalled Bran, and giving a rare show of self-sacrifice, Crazy A positions his car next to Bran's at the last moment and takes Mel's crushing blow full force; Bran is lightly jostled*
WHA-BAM!!!!
*looks at Bran* I might not do that next time.
*drives off holding his neck and grimacing*
Ouch. Damn.
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"what's jail?"
"everything's jail."
"Texas? What's a 'Texas'?"
--Spongebob Squarepants
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Thank you for the rescue! My hero. *smile*
*gets car going. again.*
*eyes Firebird heading for crazy*
*car leaps forward*
WHAM!!!!
Errr, sorry, Maggie, didn't mean to hit your car, there. Heh.
*takes off after Firebird, still trying to keep him from hitting crazy's car*
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The ninja lesbian milk getter. aka dorkflakes.
Take the time to feel the wind.
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
"I'm not crazy, I'm just reality challenged" -tyledras
Help Hostboard by using that search engine.
ChatterBox
Bran's Place
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*while trying to strategically maneuver his car, he notices movement at the far corner*
Wha? Who's that?
*suddenly, a white car with a red racing stripe zooms out and goes past Crazy A*
Hey! That's the mysterious dodgem driver, Racer STP!
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"what's jail?"
"everything's jail."
"Texas? What's a 'Texas'?"
--Spongebob Squarepants
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*has settled on a mad swerving and weaving tactic*
*rams cars at random, hunched over steering wheel with determined road rage look*
DIE SUCKERS! BWahhahah, bwaa hah hah
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The person who has no imagination has no wings. -Muhammed Ali
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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VVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
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WHOOOOOSH!!!!
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* With an Evil grin Ski set's his sights on Racer STP*
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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick
Sanctuary for an Elf
Say, Would you like a Chocolate-Covered Pretzel?-Brodie
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status : car now slightly dented, but still very cool.
aim : revenge on bran.
revenge on the sacrificial crazy a
with 'bird again.
*takes off after bran again*
the mel
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Vivez sans temps mort
Live without dead time
Lovekin
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*idles in a spot away from the action while surveying the chaos; figures out possible targets and especially watches the wild card, Racer STP*
*sees Rich C*
Hey yo, here's one for the good guys!
*rams Rich C*
BAM!!!!
Heh.
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"what's jail?"
"everything's jail."
"Texas? What's a 'Texas'?"
--Spongebob Squarepants
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*hangs on to Ersby's crash helmet for dear life*
*predictably, her hands are covering his eyes*
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Give me an edit button, and I'll moderate the WORLD!!!
The Neil & Neal Show
And I would like, right now, to demand the impossible: peace. ~ Jadian
[email protected]
