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BANG! BANG!
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BA-BANG!
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[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] ..... [img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img]
BANG! BANG!
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BA-BANG!
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BANG! BANG! ...... BANG!
*ducks and high kicks*
*hopes this isn't a graemlin only thread*
QUICK, HIDE THE CAT!!!
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BANG! BANG!
Hmm, I've found a blue door. But it's locked. Let me check my inventory. Shotgun cartridges, blue key, health packs. Hmmmm... Nope, that puzzle's got me stumped. Back to shooting zombies, I guess.
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BANG!
Did you try the shotgun on the blue door?
mmmm accordinng to my cheat guide.. he has to use the 2 headed elephant zombie's far right ear drum to access the basement where he gets the bulldozer that plows the back yard so he can get the herb that he mixes with the fountain water that creates a mist on the walls that spells out USE THE YELLOW KEY.
You might want to try the shotgun again
[img]graemlins/person.gif[/img] they've surrounded me!!! [img]graemlins/person.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] *BANG*
Don't worry, I got them...
[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] *BANG*
*Stands in corner with a torch, sorry, flashlight in each hand creating the required eerie shadows on the walls behind the zombies*
What? I'm the spooky lighting guy! I'm on loan from Silent Hill!
*Torch light swings to the floor in front of Ersby to reveal a box of shotgun cartridges and a yellow key. Like in all good videogames, the box of catridges is about the size of a regular key. The key is about the size of Ersby's head*
Hey, why are those zombies looking at me like that!? Why are they moving towards me like that?? Why are they opening their disgusting rotting mouths and drooling like that!?!?
...Gulp...
They just think yer THAT sexy.
*BANG* [img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img]
Um... oh dear...
ERIS!! YOU JUST SHOT TOASTBOY!!!
MEDIC!!
oops...
*shakes gun*
How do you aim these things, anyway?
*BANG*
heh... sorry bird... that hair'll grow back...
honest...
*looks at missing leg. and missing other leg. and missing body plus two arms. and half of head...*
Eek! I've broken my glasses!
*pulls out duct tape*
here, I'll fix those right up...
Great.. I went from immortal bird of flame to bald eagle courtesey of eris "the barber" beefcake over there..
*dons kevlar*
[img]graemlins/person.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/person.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/person.gif[/img]
Oh my god... they're everywhere!! QUICK!!! flood the kitchen!!
It's okay toasty, there's a health boost pick-up here.
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Wait - what's that coming towards us?
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Awk! I'll need the flamethrower for this!
*runs away*
*thinks about Ersby and a flame thrower*
*runs in the other direction*
*runs back in with flamethrower*
Ah ha. Let's see how they like this!
*turns on flamethrower. Waves it about*
Oops. Set fire to Firebird's hair. Lucky it wasn't still on his head, really. Now then, where are those bats.
*turns up flame to max just as Firebird floods the kitchen*
Hmm. Story of my life, really.
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*runs (well, wades quickly) away again*
*Eats [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and feels healthier*
Ugh... I just eat something's heart!
I'd better drop these torches and get me a gun, too. I'm sure I've got a sonic disruptor somewhere in this pack; that'll stop those pesky [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img] !
*Throws down torches*
*!@Smash@!*
Uh. Its all gone a bit dark guys... sorry!
*floating on raft in water*
Wow, I didn't know this area had a pool, too!
But, ugh, the lifeguards sure are ugly.
[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] BANG!BANG!
BOOM! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Some one ask for a Tank?
Bang Bang Bang...
Damn, i am out of bullets.
<with a poof usmu?s magic booth appears>
get your catridges, special ammo, maps and levelguides.
Special on gold keys. <can?t seem to get rid of them>
Get them while they last
[img]graemlins/coffee.gif[/img] Refreshments are available [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
Free gift certificate with every purchase [img]graemlins/present.gif[/img]
*Gets a bad feeling due to the fact that there used to be 4 pages to this thread*
*grabs a [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] and sits down to watch*
*notices eerie zombie types looming ever closer*
*hits one upside the head with the [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] CLAANNNGGG*
*notices this has no effect*
*blinks*
*waits for rescue*
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ May 20, 2002 12:48 PM: Message edited by: La Luna Unita ]</font>
ALL THAT MADNESS!!! GONE!! *weeps*
*bops Firebrid over the head*
Don't sit there, pouting. Just start some new madness.
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*pulls out incredibly long gun*
BANG! BANG!
[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img]
Bang! Bang!
So the zombies not only ate half the town but also most of the thread?
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Bang! click.
uh-oh....
*is too busy weeping to participate*
i'm gonna go put on something less tight and revealing ..... and watch cartoons ...
**tackles Jelymo**
No you DON'T! You'll watch cartoons in that yummy-licious outfit or ELSE!
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BANG!
Cat's have guns!
BANG!
Eeek! Zombie cats!
**runs for cover**
**runs to rescue La Luna**
[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] **Bang!! Bang!!**
*holds out hand for La Luna to grab*
Don't just sit there... come on! I've got a liver cooking in the kitchen...with some farve beans, and a nice chianti..
*In a dimly lit bar nearby..*
Zombie: Grunt. Ug, ug.
Lulu: Hey there, Mr. Tall, Pale and Inarticulate! You wouldn't happen to be drooling over little 'ol me, now would you?
Zombie: Drool. Ug. Grunt.
Lulu: Sexy. Mindless. I like that in a man! Come here you big hunk a...
Zombie: Gnash. Grr. Ummm!
Lulu: What th'- Are you eating my brains?! Buy me a drink, sure- but ain't this a little forward buddy..?! vGllch- bleeh.
Zombie: Hmmmm! Gumm! Ug.
Lulu: Grunt. Ug, ug.
NOOOOOOO!!!!
LULUUUUU!!!
Now they'll NEVER be able to tell us apart!!!!
*weeps over her chianti in Hanny's kitchen*
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ May 23, 2002 03:10 PM: Message edited by: La Luna Unita ]</font>
A zombie ate Lulu's brains???! No one goes and hurts my former STP Story girlfriend!!!
*storms into nearby bar and blasts all nearby zombies to smithereens*
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
*gives Lulu a [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] to eat*
Feeling better yet, Lulu, dear?
Lulu (With feeling!): Grunt. Ug, ug. Bleeh!
(From somewhere offstage, the music swells..!)
Lulu: If I only had a brain! Oh Brandiflakes, you do care! [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
To Lulu: A brain? I'll find you one! And, of course I care! [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
*runs off and calls out loud*
Oooh, Firebird!!! Where are you? I need your help on something!
*whispers to self*
I'm sure he has a brain to spare, somewhere...
*barges through the door, guns blasting for no apparent reason*
WHO DOTH DARE THREATEN MY BELOVED BRANFLAKES!!
*fires off a few more rounds just in case everybody's not quite deaf yet*
Damn, Lulu, you alright?
*bites tongue to keep from asking where he keeps the little brain*
Glub ug.. I- I wow!
I think I can.. think again! Cool! This is great!
I think therefore I am.. FIREBIRD!
No- wait. That's not right! I'm Lulu! Lookatme, I'm a girl! Twin to Luna- And my heart belongs to Brandiflakes!
Right. So I'm not Firebird!
And true friends stab you in the front!
Hey- where'd that come from? That's silly. There's only one cardinal rule that I know of- Thou shalt not spillith thy beer! Yeah! It's good to be back!
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Now- who's got a spare semi-automatic?
Jesus, do I have you get you EVERYTHING?!?!?
Lulu's got it bad, Firebird. She needs a brain. Got a spare one?
*sweet grin*