Double takes

so a friend of mine from highschool was up in my area and spent the night on my couch this weekend. in highschool she was the combatboot/blue-mohawk punk girl with all the piercings, quiet, and the don't-mess-with-me attitude that made guys twice her size back away.
saturday she walks through my door,and i made a mental adjustment. Married, mother of twin girls, nice clothes, good hair, smiling, very perky attitude.... wow, she's changed a lot.

and then the other shoe dropped. along with my jaw. She's a pink-wearing (she HATES pink, still) Mary-Kay employee. I passed this on to other people and they didn't believe me. Just flat out insisted I was making it up. though she's probably one of the only MAry-Kay employees who plans to die her girls' hair once they're old enough to appreciate the fun of it. Sometimes life has some pretty funny curve balls.

Whats Mary kay?

Mary Kay cosmetics, I think they sell door to door or used to. Sort of like Jehovah's Witnesses with rouge. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Dear god, Asis, I only pray that I can remember that one long enough to tell it to my friend in Vermont who sells Mary Kay... she'll love it..

She's not going to come after me with makeup, is she? *shudders*

That would be an interesting choice of weapons. *grabs her blush brush*

We have two different groups from Mary Kay that have meetings in the hotel once a week...after observing these meetings for three years now, I'm quite convinced that Mary Kay is on par with the best cults out there...

*Holds a cresent wrench and a pair of diagonal cutters (dykes) in front of her crossed like a X*

Back, evil woman! Back! I have a wench and a dyke and I know how to use them! [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 02, 2003 04:27 PM: Message edited by: AsIs ]</font>

Asis, no worries. I know her, she'll laugh her ass off.

And Mary Kay's like any other group of people. One on one some of them are fine, some of them are stupid... but en masse, they are intolerable...

Eris, I am less concerned about your friend now, than I am about Miral! [img]eek.gif[/img]

Back Woman!

*turns and runs*

*wields blush brush like fencing foil* A wench and a dyke? Interesting combo.

[aside]Bless you Miral! I thought noone would get my pun! That Eris chick is dense, isn't she?[/aside]

*Parries blush foil with wench, er...dyke, nah, the wench works better here!*

"Enguard!"

*keeps score* [img]smile.gif[/img]

Asis, I've found that encouraging puns simply leads to people making more of them.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by tyledras:
so a friend of mine from highschool was up in my area and spent the night on my couch this weekend. in highschool she was the combatboot/blue-mohawk punk girl with all the piercings, quiet, and the don't-mess-with-me attitude that made guys twice her size back away.
saturday she walks through my door,and i made a mental adjustment. Married, mother of twin girls, nice clothes, good hair, smiling, very perky attitude.... wow, she's changed a lot.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I used to be one of those punk/dyed hair kind of girls, and now I'm conservative looking, work at a university, and wear suits. I think people yawn when they see me coming now, which is a huge (and disappointing) change from before. Ah well, you can't always waer black leather. *sighs* [img]smile.gif[/img]

*starts to parry with dyke when she notices that wench looks darned cute with blush*

"ooooo, pretty...."

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 05, 2003 04:07 PM: Message edited by: AsIs ]</font>

*looks at blushed wench* Oh wow and it has sparkles too! *puts some on self*

*thrusts blusher brush and parries wench* Gem, you'd be surprised, I'm sure you can still get away with wearing leather.

*walks up to Miral.....*

so um....you just gonna put that stuff on everything?

*looks at Ski with a light pink sparkly face* Yeah... want some?

Does it really matter if he wants some or not?

*slowly backs away....* [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

*lunges for Ski, but get's usmu instead* Oh man... that brings out the highlights in your hair and the brightness of your eyes!

*halls ass, stops and relalizes he ran to Japan*

[img]eek.gif[/img]

Thank god I have free long distance on my cell, or you'd be in trouble mister!

*makes Googley eyes *

"missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I would, but you're way over there in Japan. *looks around grabs usmu and bends him backwards and gives him a smooch* There, I was thinking of you when I did that. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Meanwhile... in Japan.

Two large sumo wrestlers sneak up behind Ski and grab him!

"Master! He is captured!"

"Konichiwa!" Lulu, dressed in black ninja suit, steps out of the shadows. "Good work acolytes." She whips out a suspicious plastic container and a brush. "Now, young Ski- it is time to do your makeup!"

*beats one sumo in the head and runs over the other...Fire trailing from Ski's shoes, Ski runs and runs untill....*

*pwew* that was close.....were am I?

*looks around*

Oh great!!! I'm in England. well I guess I'll go get a spot of tea then.... [img]wink.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Miral:
*lunges for Ski, but get's usmu instead* Oh man... that brings out the highlights in your hair and the brightness of your eyes!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

*Skips away shouting: mommy, mommy, look how pwetty I am!*

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Miral:
I would, but you're way over there in Japan. *looks around grabs usmu and bends him backwards and gives him a smooch* There, I was thinking of you when I did that. [img]wink.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now I don't know if I should be happy or if I should feel used... you know what... I'll do both and be happy I was used.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 15, 2003 02:04 PM: Message edited by: usmu ]</font>

*looks at dyke in one hand, wench, er, wrench in other*

"My work here is done..."

Leaves thread

*stands with a whistle and a clipboard at thread exit*

OK, people, let's make this an orderly evacuation... no running, no pushing, and NO TRAMPLING!

*runs for the exit then stops in her tracks* No, wait... *runs back into thread to keep it going*

*points to Bran's clipboard*

No, Bran, see, the Drag Queen Competition is NEXT week, which is why I'm trying to clear this thread out for you.

(Blonds, whatchya gonna do?)

Love 'em?

*walks into thread with her own clipboard*

*notices usmu*

Ahh, I see the Drag Queen competitions have already begun. Who's next?

*dyes hair*

Tie'em up?

Both?

oooooo, good thinking.