no one asked......
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no one asked......
Ski, I just wanted to tell you how good you are *wink wink* and I hope you have a great 6 k [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
[img]eek.gif[/img] ?!
ok where did claire danes come from?
PUNISHMENT, people, PUNISHMENT!
Claire Danes??
Come on over to the party thread, Claire.
ahhh, Claire is great.....she loves me what can I say. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I think they're all nuts...
*pours a large barrel of Guinness smelling (not tasting) blue permanent paint all over Ski*
HAHAHAHAHH!!!!
Well, miss Swann, you could always make him walk the plank...
Now all we need is Michelle Rodriguez, and I'll never leave this thread. Oh Jenny, where did you run off to? [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
... now that i have your attention ...
*cough*
the little ratboy Ski reached 6k about 50 posts ago and failed to bring this to our attention.
SO ...
... I was gonna have a huge party for him, but i think he needs to be punished.
any ideas?
[img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
!! SPANK ME!! I NEED A GOOD SPANKING!!!!! FROM JELY!!!! LIKE NOW!!!! AND SHE MUST BE TOPLESS!!!!
*shakes head*
"punishment" does not mean you get to enjoy it!!!
allow me to rephrase my request:
any ideas from people OTHER THAN SKI??
Bring him over to my party thread, we'll celebrate that achievement too.
SPANK HIS WHITE ASS JELY!!!!!
ok WHY is Jennifer Connelly giving me spanking advice?!
[img]eek.gif[/img]
hummmm, she knows more about it?
that's amusing.
but still, i think ski needs punishment. badly. he's been a very VERY bad boy.
is this cause I asked to see you nude?
it wasn't, but now that you mention it ...
it's cuz you didn't tell us about your milestone, you dufus!
she does show up at the oodest times don't she.
who cares about thewse 4k milestones or 6k milestones... it not like we're ever going to get up tp 14,000 in a day...
but spank ski... while he's hanging upside down.
HAPPY 4K DWIMY!!!!
What are you trying to do ski? get me punished too?
did ski totally miss the blue paint thingy?
no I didn't miss it, I'm covered in blue paint. However it's not a shock you would do that any more. this however is.....
*dumps permanent hot pink paint on tyle* [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
heh, it looks good on you!!!
too bad I'm not tyle right now.
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! of the Black Pearl! and I can not be caught!
*whacks ski over the head, knocks him out, and leaves him locked in a dark dungeon under StP
that's .... that's good punishment, if i do say so myself ...
don't worry dwim, you're safe for now. this isn't your thread [img]wink.gif[/img]
We've got our two pirate like people here. Can't we just tie him up and feed him to the seagulls?
NO!
nah, I promised a long time ago. After all, he IS my sidekick.
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">cool, cool...Quote:
Originally posted by Elizabeth Swann:
don't worry dwim, you're safe for now. this isn't your thread [img]wink.gif[/img]
*looks around while backing away and got outta there before somebody changed their minds*
HE'S RUNNING!!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
let him run. he'll be back. they always come back.
*evil little chuckle*
*pounces ski and ties him up*
You could put him in a room with Jax while Jax is talking about how great The Cubs are.
*locks one end of bungy cord to a tree*
*locks the other end of bungy cord to Ski*
*places [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] at a tantalising distance just out of reach of stretched bungy*
*sits back to watch Ski's eternal struggle for beer* [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Now this my friend's is punishment and high entertainment at the same time [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
* offers [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] to all onlookers just to rub it in*
Note to self: Do not piss off Chaos Butterfly...
Proof she just don't know about the lengths I go for beer, let's put it this way.....I had a brother......once. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
*watches ski bouncing and flailing uselessly*
chaos, you are my new partner in crime. this IS entertaining.
muhahaha....
Thanks Jels! [img]smile.gif[/img]
I have to say my minds been full of all sorts of entertaining and nasty tortures since my stuff got nicked.
*opens another beer*
Cheers! [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
*thinks about it for a minute*
*squirms*
*sigh*
sorry, guys, i gotta do it...
*unties the bungy cord from the tree*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!!!!!!!
*tackles CB and downs her beer* [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
*pant, pant, * [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]