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so i'm cleaning out some of the crap in my closet, and i stumble upon a small box full of stuff i collected whilst in england three years ago.
hidden among the greeting cards, fan mail, postcards, and a rubber chicken - i ain't kiddin about the chicken - i find a piece of paper, neatly folded in quarters. i open it to discover a list ...
... my long-lost, forgotten list of usernames for hostboard.
A list of names that you used/were gonna use? Or people that have come and gone?
And welcome back. Some of us (me) have missed you. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Well well well...look who's made an appearance... [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
*glomps*
I happen to know that jely has been VERY BUSY seducing Hot European Men, which is why she hasn't been posting lately. Feel free to spread this rumour around, publish it, etc.
Am also curious about the list. What could it mean?
Jely's finally getting some??????
I've missed the public board antics between Jely and Jadian too. [img]frown.gif[/img]
Can we have some more of that?
*wonders about the list too* [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 22, 2004 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Gem F ]</font>
crap.
that should have read "... long-lost, forgotten list of my old usernames for hostboard."
for example, The Innocent JelyCritter, JelyWench, A Jely-less Critter, Jelymo the Kitten ... etc, etc, ad nauseam. there are ... *counts* ... 18 here. counting my current username.
i wonder if any of these still work ... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">*blink*Quote:
Originally posted by Jadian:
I happen to know that jely has been VERY BUSY seducing Hot European Men, which is why she hasn't been posting lately.
i ... i have??
*scratches head* last i checked i was attempting to <s>molest</s> seduce a punkassed little canadian/american boy.
i suspect your source is a red-haired, spunky little troublemaker from vancouver, currently residing in the jduc's grad res. always looking to smear my good name. hmph.
however ... european men, you say? ... well, i guess i should get on that, shouldn't i? wouldn't want to disprove a rumour, now, would i?
anyone wanna help? *eyes said troublemaking redhead*
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 22, 2004 06:51 PM: Message edited by: jelymo ]</font>
i'd offer my help jelymo but the trouble is i am not european...
how's it going in your life lately?
and here I was thinking jadian had you tied down somewhere...
she got loose.
and took all my underpants to Europe.
which is why i am stealing underpants.
See? It all makes sense, eventually.
ah I see... I told you handcuffs are more dependable than nylon ropes...
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Would that be the Canadian usage of the word sense?Quote:
Originally posted by Jadian:
See? It all makes sense, eventually.
What a crazy world we live in...
And when did you figure that out Jax?
"Where were YOU when Jax figured it all out?"
I was in a checkoutline, when all of a sudden I heard this dinging, and I thought some one had won the lottery.
Sometime around 3:14 PM CST just yesterday...
It's great fun, espcially with the polaroids.
"Ski's underpants do Paris" etc.
Scans coming soon.
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hilton?Quote:
Originally posted by Jadian:
"Ski's underpants do Paris"
I think I've seen that video. ;)
SHIT!!! I WANNA SEE THAT VIDEO!! must have been drunk in cali, but I only got as far as barstow ....or did I....
And as for my boxers, jade. you best be careful, they like girls with an accent [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 25, 2004 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Ski ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">So you've become an Underpants Gnome? How is that working out for you?Quote:
Originally posted by Jadian:
she got loose.
and took all my underpants to Europe.
which is why i am stealing underpants.
See? It all makes sense, eventually.
I'm sorry, did you just say that when your pants see a girl they have an accident?
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">ok good, i'm not the only one who misread that.Quote:
Originally posted by RichC:
I'm sorry, did you just say that when your pants see a girl they have an accident?
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">eeee! it's like the gnome in amelie!!Quote:
Originally posted by Jadian:
It's great fun, espcially with the polaroids.
*tries to figure out how thread went from Jely's multiple usernames to Ski's accident-prone underpants*
Ugh, brain freeze.
I like that gnome in Ameilie... good movie too.
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Right, cuz you know... we never go off topic on a thread, especially if it leads to some kind of innuendo. We'd never do that.Quote:
Originally posted by Branflakes:
*tries to figure out how thread went from Jely's multiple usernames to Ski's accident-prone underpants*
Ugh, brain freeze.
But see, I don't consider Ski's underpants good innuendo. Now, Jadian naked or Jely tied down, that's a different story...
...one probably written by Anais Nin.
ME??? why can't JADIAN be the one tied down, hmm? why does it always have to be me???
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
Because Jadian doesn't run as fast as you do...
All the more reason it should be Jadian then. [img]wink.gif[/img]
you can thank me later Jels .
the gnome had some of his own money, and venus was nekkid...
How did the gnome get the polaroids? And who was naked in them?
you know, last time I saw Ski's underpants, he was losing a battle with a turtle who thought they were lunch
That is a scary thought...
Poor turtle...