Tye,are you ready to start whooping some ass with the Turkey drumstick...
(bring it, beeyitches.....)
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
[This message has been edited by Firebird98 (edited November 28, 2001).]
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Tye,are you ready to start whooping some ass with the Turkey drumstick...
(bring it, beeyitches.....)
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
[This message has been edited by Firebird98 (edited November 28, 2001).]
naaa I think she's to busy eating it.....
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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick
"when you talk to someone,it depends on what part of the world your standing in as to how stupid you sound"
So, should we be placing bets?
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ChatterBox
On what? I got 5 that says she eats the plate it came on...
beats the shit out of Firebird with the Gigantic frozen Turkey while scarfing sushi from the buffet, never misses a beat.
downs a sapporo and winks rogueishly at will.
continues with the beating
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namesake of a rascally tabby, courtesy of Eden
"Damn, tyle, I didn't know you contain atomic material."-Wiloe
"Fear death by water."
StP Peeps
*looks at from floor*
You can beat me all you want, you can drink all you want, but check this out. You can eat all you want too, but ladies only DRINK on the house. So your food bill now comes out to, um, carry the 5, at 6 percent sales tax, and a tip, a-ha. 2,956,416 dollars and 18 cents.
sorry
i already paid for this
i just brought it to share with you and the bar
that means you can't charge me for it!
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namesake of a rascally tabby, courtesy of Eden
"Damn, tyle, I didn't know you contain atomic material."-Wiloe
"Fear death by water."
StP Peeps
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tyledras:
beats the shit out of Firebird with the Gigantic frozen Turkey while scarfing sushi from the buffet, never misses a beat.
downs a sapporo and winks rogueishly at will.
continues with the beating
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I know you didn't bring in all that sushi...
Pay Up!!
*hands the key's to the firebird to Firebird*
here you go. payment in full.
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namesake of a rascally tabby, courtesy of Eden
"Damn, tyle, I didn't know you contain atomic material."-Wiloe
"Fear death by water."
StP Peeps
*froms her position on the roof, Wiloe glances down through the open skylight, swinging her legs back and forth (hey, ladies drink for free *on* the house)*
I got 10 that says tyle takes 'Bird down.
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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.
-Randolph Silliman Bourne
*swats the keys from her hand* I OWN THE DAMN CAR, THE BAR, AND ANYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT!!!
*power bombs tyle through a table*
power bomb? is that all you can come up with is bad puns?
*Takes Tome the Gigantic Frozen Turkey and shoves him down bird's pants. power drives bird through the wall and INTO the firebird.*
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namesake of a rascally tabby, courtesy of Eden
"Damn, tyle, I didn't know you contain atomic material."-Wiloe
"Fear death by water."
StP Peeps
*Starts dribbling tyles head on the pavement, while whistling the harlem globetrotter's theme music*
Come on, you gotta do more than that...
Drags her back inside....
*tosses Firebird through a pile of bottles, then ties him to the roof and uses him for a dartboard.*
man, i've missed warring with you.
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namesake of a rascally tabby, courtesy of Eden
"Damn, tyle, I didn't know you contain atomic material."-Wiloe
"Fear death by water."
StP Peeps
*whistles for his bouncers, who just happen to be NHL enforcers*
*watches as they surround tyle, pull her shirt over her head, and beat her stupid*
And no penalty. Tsk. What a shame.
*I get untied and smash a pool table over tyle's head*
Now that's bar fight
[This message has been edited by Firebird98 (edited November 10, 2001).]
*waves "goodbye" to tyle and dartboard 'Bird, pushes a button, and watches as they fall through a suddenly appearing hole in the ceiling. they crash through a table and hit the floor with a resounding BOOM!*
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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.
-Randolph Silliman Bourne
Beats Bird with a bat, sorry dude just look at the sig.
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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick
"when you talk to someone,it depends on what part of the world your standing in as to how stupid you sound"
HEY, ANOTHER BOUNCER...
Ski, Tie Dome. Tie Dome, Ski.
(you are sooooooo getting your ass whipped)
pretty soon you are gonna be ruining out of
bouncers..
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
*Runing throught the front door with a load of cream pies*.."FOOD FIGHT"..
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Aw hell, i just got this placed cleaned up, too...
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Hated by many,
Loved by few,
Respected by all.
Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
It's flooding in the Holyland
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
And Jely is my other sidekick
Proud to call Ski family.
Beer makes everything O-KAY.
Branflakes is just cool.
I rant because it's my God given right.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
WHOO HOO!!!!
*slips and slides across a cream-slicked floor, laughing and tossing pieces of pie at the bar patrons*
*runs up to Firebird and covers him in pie before kissing him on either cheek and running off to attack tyle*
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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.
-Randolph Silliman Bourne
*realises that things could get greatly out of hand here. So the OL' dark wolf runs out side and hops in the Coors light truck out side. And in ture Stone cold fashion smashes through the front of the bar, hops out, takes a hose from the back and proceeds to spray the entire bar and all the ocupants with the beautiful beer."
*and of corse the cheesy one liner comes*
"Yall just cool off."
by the way this is not acualy spilling this is spraying so I am not beraking the rules.
Darkwolf
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Those that fear the dark, will never know its true beauty.
Chivalry is not dead, it's just the white horse isn't praticle and that shiny armor blinded us more than it ever illuminated.
The truth against the world.
Nathriheccune Gahinneverahtunin Zehgessurklach Zunnus.
*sprays whipped cream on everyone*
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The ninja lesbian milk getter. aka dorkflakes.
Take the time to look up at the moon and stars.
ChatterBox
SPRAYING WHIPPED CREAM BACK AT YOU BRAN.
HEHE
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
SPRAYING WHIPPED CREAM BACK AT YOU BRAN.
HEHE
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
Starts spraying bran with whipped cream..
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
SOOO MUCH WHIPPED CREAM!! (I'm in heaven)
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Asthetically Appreciative
So where are all the cherries?
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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.
-Randolph Silliman Bourne
*sings* Wilo-oe's dir-ty!
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Asthetically Appreciative
* HERES YOUR BUCKET OF CHERRIES WILOE*
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
Thanks BabyBird.
*takes bucket of cherries appreciatively and goes off into a corner to enjoy them privately*
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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.
-Randolph Silliman Bourne
*intercepts wiloe*
hey, some of those cherries are mine!!!
*starts searching through the bucket for her cherries*
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"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary ... come again?"
-Brick Top, Snatch
"You are the root of all evil, Jely."
-FireBird98
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Semper ubi sub ubi.
Giving buckets of cheeries out to everyone!!!!
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
You know, I just love a good cherry pie.
*throws cherry pies at everyone*
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The ninja lesbian milk getter. aka dorkflakes.
Take the time to look up at the moon and stars.
ChatterBox
*hides behind Wiloe's golden keg and prays to not be noticed*
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Hated by many,
Loved by few,
Respected by all.
Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
It's flooding in the Holyland
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
And Jely is my other sidekick
Proud to call Ski family.
Beer makes everything O-KAY.
Branflakes is just cool.
I rant because it's my God given right.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
*plows a pie in Firebird's face and runs off to Wiloe*
sucker
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I'm not short. I'm undertall.
[This message has been edited by BabyBird98 (edited November 27, 2001).]
*lying on the floor with whipped cream in hair, on face, between toes...*
whew! are you guys as tired out as I am? all that whipped cream... I'm starting to get a tummy ache...
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Asthetically Appreciative
Just a little bit... now who's gonna clean up these cherries?
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Hated by many,
Loved by few,
Respected by all.
Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
It's flooding in the Holyland
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
And Jely is my other sidekick
Proud to call Ski family.
Beer makes everything O-KAY.
Branflakes is just cool.
I rant because it's my God given right.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
*is too exhausted to respond*
*tries to speak, but slips off the bar counter where she was lying down and spills onto the creamed floor*
*decides the floor is an excellent place for a nap*
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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.
-Randolph Silliman Bourne