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Overheard on "Becker"....one of the doctor's assistants takes her vacation...by coming in to work!
The other assistant says to the vacationing assistant.....
"The last place I'd expect to see you is here in the office"...
The "vacationing" nurse responds...."No it isn't silly, this is the only place you could see me!"
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i'm glad i don't watch tv
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You can't fix your own Reputation, but you can ruin someone else's!
Quote from "Malcom in the Middle".
So true, So true.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 18, 2002 06:08 PM: Message edited by: Alex ]</font>
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Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
-Homer Simpson"
Thanks Homer.
"No Soup for you, Shatoushka".
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Most of the time, I think TV is useless crap.
But ocassionally something good comes out of the garbage. If only it could occur more often.
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*misses seinfeld*
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awwwwwwwwwwww, alex
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Glad to meet you, Mrs. Seinfeld.
I'm George's twin brother, only I'm the one who's been unlucky in love.
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Overheard on "Just Shoot Me".
"It's like having a hot dog for desert". Jack waxes poetic about eating a canoli.
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Funny commercial on TV about a guy asking for a raise. The boss is brutal...he's so good, they should put a TV show around him.
An employee sheepishly walks into his bosses office looking for a raise.
Can I have a raise?
Sure, I can give you a raise, but if I give you a raise, won't I have to give everyone else a raise?
Uh, Yeah...
And If I give everyone else a raise, than you will be back right where you started.
Uh, Yeah...
So, a raise really wouldn't help now would it....(boss gets on the phone to secretary) move up my golfing appointment.
Uh, Yeah...
The befuddled employee leaves, but not before stumbling over various golf balls strewn about the office.
Take that Shatoushka, QUALITY TV!
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Overheard on the Dr. Laura Show, submitted by a listener...
"Martyr's don't ask others to die for them".
True.
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loves dr. laura.
now THAT's quality radio. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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I think I could make her show better.
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*whispers to alex*
~~a talking parrot would make her show better~~
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maybe a boxing kangaroo?
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Wow, topsy turvy. Cool.
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You love Doctor Laura, yet you think a talking parrot would make her show better.
It's brilliant.
The talking parrot lives in the Doctors home, but also is with Dr. Laura during her radio show, and at any moment, the parrot may speak.
We should all have a talking parrot on our shoulders!
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Overheard on ED. Ed claims to know the real reason why women go for the "trouble-makers".
"Because you know how it's going to end before you get in the relationship".
It was more provocative when Ed said it.
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Submitted to Dr. Laura by a listener.
there is a man lying in a ditch, he has been severly beaten.
Two passers by see the man and ask him what happened.
"Five people just pummeled me and beat me up and left me here to die".
The two look at each other than ask the beaten man, "which way did they go, they need our help"!
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Overheard on Everybody Loves Raymond...
Raymonds dad Frank looks at a sculpture made by Frank's wife and likes it yet he is unaware that it is shaped like a delicate part of the female anatomy when he says......"You know it's good art when it looks like its following you around the room".
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Liked the episode of Ed last night.
Loved the way the "Admin" guy taught Gatsby to
the female lead's class while she looked on in stunned disbelief at what a great job he did.
A must episode for any teacher who doesn't think they can make a difference in a kid's life.
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*yawn*
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Overhead on ER...doc talking to teen daughter....
teen says, "I don't want to be treated like a kid"...doc say "and I don't want to be treated like an old man"...
awesome.
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*stretches and pats her palm over her wide mouth*
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Discuss This...
The Acropolis
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This is where the studio audience from the Johnny Carson days would yell en masse....
HOW WIDE IS IT?
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poor, poor dr. laura!!!!!
*sigh*
*faint*
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kinda her own fault, eh?
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isn't that everyone excuse?
tee hee
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as it should be.
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LMAO!!!!!
so true, so true...
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Well, I'll bump this one back to page one for now.
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I just heard this one last night while watching "The Messenger" a movie about Joan of Arc.
Some entreprenurial chap has captured Joan and will sell him off to the highest bidder (she is wanted for crimes of heresy)
The gentleman walks into Joan's cell and in reply to a question from Joan says....."I do not believe in God and I do not believe in the Devil and therefore I am never disappointed".
Wow.
