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OK is it weird to stop and think about... How come when we do something we have to looks at it? Such as... cases in point.
Woman blows her nose... she looks.
Man takes a big dump... he looks.
We puke on the sidewalk after a party... everyone looks.
You cut your finger you have to show everyone just to acknowledge its existance or something.
But now if someone ran up to you and said OH look a cut, a buger, a big dump in the shape of a question mark... no one looks.
Next question.. how come womens pooh floats and guys doesn't. You know everyone woman just has to yell at a man for not putting the lid down yet they forget to flush every freekin week. Is it really that hard??
Legal info: No offense to anyone of any minority, anyone gay, tall , short, thin or fat, male or female. Not that there is anything wrong with any of those thing. 'A sarcastic rambeling about how over polictically correct we have become'
CYA
<font color="#c0c0c0" size="1">[ April 28, 2003 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Cyalaytr ]</font>
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the fact that your shit floats has little to do
with your gender and more to do with how much
fat content your diet has.
also, i never complain about a toilet seat being
up... nor would i do such a thing. i see it as
senseless bitching since technically, the male
would be doing more work than a female.
and about the 'look' issue...
in many of those cases, you are inclinded to look
because it happens to be the situational dilemma
you are in. for example:
you look when you puke because you are naturally
facing that direction... so on and so on.
as for the toilet issue again... most of the time
you look because you have to turn to flush...
and it could easily be as simple as checking
to see if the flush command works *yes, i said
it intentionally like that because i found it
rather amusing*
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
the fact that your shit floats has little to do
with your gender and more to do with how much
fat content your diet has.
you look when you puke because you are naturally
facing that direction... so on and so on.
as for the toilet issue again... most of the time
you look because you have to turn to flush...
and it could easily be as simple as checking
to see if the flush command works *yes, i said
it intentionally like that because i found it
rather amusing*</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well I really wasn't looking for the technical explination so much as the humor in the fact people do it everyday and it is amusing to me.
As for the flush command... hmmm makes me wonder why we never see restrooms on Star Trek. Do these people not have to pee?
CYA
<font color="#c0c0c0" size="1">[ April 28, 2003 10:25 PM: Message edited by: Cyalaytr ]</font>
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i wasn't trying to sound technical [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
and no....
there is no peeing in the future!
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NO PEEING!!!!!!!!!!! Well we can't have that. When will I get to read all those new copys of Sportrider?
CYA
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i said there was no peeing...
i didn't mention a thing about masturbation
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Actually, there ARE restrooms on TNG's Enterprise. Someone gave me a "companion book" which discussed the first 5 seasons of the series, episode-by-episode, and noted how in several scenes they did have "man" "woman" symbols pasted on doors as lavatories. O'course, those doors never opened, never able to see inside, but at least we're led to believe the Human race still has a GI-system.
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whoa.....
maybe some trekky geek has a screenshot of that!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
i said there was no peeing...
i didn't mention a thing about masturbation</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
HMMMM I don't think I have ever masterbated to a motorcycle magazine... but hey that new CBR1000R is kind sexy now that you mention it. ;-)
CYA
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whoa... you're so missing out
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
whoa... you're so missing out</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shatzy... are you holding out on us again? You have been going down to the local Barnes and Nobel haven't you and been getting the good UK mags of motorcycles huh? Only thing that worries me is only thing in there is men in crayola colored leathers and kitty. And I didn't see you as the type to go for the kitty.
CYA
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I think those lable/signs on the doors in TNG were pretty damn funny myself. Those lables were so tiny, the TV-viewing audience had no chance of reading anything. Don't remember for sure, but for "in-the-know" kicks & giggles, believe Picard's little office on the bridge was labled "The Shittin' Booth", and Beverly Crushers medical-bay had the lable "Menopause Maelstrom". (At least for one or two episodes)
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waaaaahahahahahahhaaaa!!! now i am on a hunt for that!
and cya...
no, i don't go to B&N....
thats why there is fmp
welcome
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
waaaaahahahahahahhaaaa!!! now i am on a hunt for that!
thats why there is fmp
welcome</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
What pray tell is FMP??
CYA
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
an fmp teaser post:
now... you tell ME what fmp is.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ummm I am guessing some eye candy for Shatzy to get hot and bothered with. Though I am not sure if FMP is only excluded to the dirt bike type or just buff men in general.
As for the abrevation of FMP.. I was guessing
FOR MASTERBATION PURPOSES.
CYA
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you are correct with everything except the
buff men thing and the FMP initial thing.
its mostly for the images you've seen...
tg has been somewhat educated on what i prefer
when it comes to fmp... so he's gotten much
better in his selections. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
and fmp stands for:
<font size=30>FUCKIN' MOTO PORN!</font>
...thanks to hanny. he coined the phrase in
a fit of distemper one night while we were all
playing some yahoo game. as soon as he said it,
i realized it should then become the name for
that which makes me ........er...... interested.
[img]redface.gif[/img]
after he made the comment... i said,
"thats it. thats what it shall be called.... fuckin' moto porn!'
and fmp was born.
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Back to the males leaving the toilet seat up....Okay well there is 2 bathrooms in our house, each consists of a shower, toilet, and basin. One is at my end of the house, and the other is at my brothers end of the house. So we call one the "girls bathroom" as mum and i use it and the other is the "boys bathroom". The "Girls Bathroom is a lot cleaner than the boys, as they pee on the floor, never clean the shower etc etc. And when a males uses the girls bathroom it pisses me off because they leave the toilet seat up and piss on the floor. And who ends up cleaning it up either me or mum, usually mum. So as you can see when a male uses the girls bathroom (except KN, as he puts the seat down) i generally get pissed off.
and its mUm not mOm.
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bah... there's your phonetics again...
a MUM is a flower
a MOM is merely a broken shortcut of mOther
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
bah... there's your phonetics again...
a MUM is a flower
a MOM is merely a broken shortcut of mOther</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not to be annoying but I thought Mom was a shortened word for Mommie. And if so does that mean we can now use Mo in short of Mother?
Give's a whole new meaning to the 3 stooge's
HEY MO
CYA
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i'm not going there.... [img]redface.gif[/img]
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by ^Stargirl:
(except KN, as he puts the seat down)</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm a good boy. [img]smile.gif[/img]
