99 bottles of beer on the wall...

99 BOTTLES OF BEEEER!
TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND,
98 BOTTLE OF BEER ON THE WALL...

Are they full bottles or empty ones?

97 bottles of beer on the wall! 97 bottles of beeeer!

Hey, who stole the 98th one?!?

It seems that 5Cats' lack of opposable thumbs means he took out two bottles with one post. Plus, he never handed around the 97th bottle of beer.

96 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL,
96 BOTTLES OF BEEEEER
TAKE ONE DOWN, HAND IT AROUND,
95 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL.

95 bottles of hard cider on the wall,
95 bottles of hard cider,
Take one down, pass it around,
94 bottles of hard cider on the wall

(don't like beer)

94 beetles of bore on the wall,
94 beetles of bore.
Take one down, hand it around,
93 beetles of bore on the wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall,
93 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Pass it around,
92 bottles of beer on the wall.

92 bottles of beer on the wall,
92 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Swish, er pass it around,
91 bottles of beer on the wall

[WiliamShatner]
Ninety-one bottles... ofbeeronthewall,
Ninety-one bottles of beer,
If we could just take one down
Andhanditaroundthere'dbe

...

Ninety...

Bottlesofbeeronthewall, Spock.
[/WilliamShatner]

90 bottles of beer on the wall,
90 bottles of beer,
Take one down, hand it around,
89 bottles of beer on the wall.

89 bottles of beer on the wall *hic*,
89 bottles of beer,
Take one down, *hic* pass it around,
88 bottles of beer on the wall.

(should stop drinking the rum while waiting for my *hic* turn...)

88 Bottles of beer on the wall,
88 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
87 bottles of beer on the wall.

(And Yah boo sux to anyone who thinks I won't see this out 'til the end, because I will!)

87 Bottles of beer on the wall,
87 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
86 bottles of beer on the wall.

Right with you til the end bud!

So what do you think, in the heyday of Eris and Bran padding thier posts counts, this would have taken a hour or maybe two? LOL *sniff* [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

86 bottles of beer on the wall,
86 bottles of beer,
take on down,
hand it around,
85 bottles of beer on the wall.

I hear you, sister! Once upon a time this would've been child's play. Now, it's a different matter. Still, it's too late to stop now.

85 bottles of beer on the wall,
85 bottles of beer,
take on down,
hand it around,
84 bottles of beer on the wall.

84 bottles of beer on the wall,
84 bottles of beer,
take on down,
hand it around,
83 bottles of beer on the wall.

83 bottles of beer on the wall,
83 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
82 bottles of beer on the wall.

(Hey, Asis, pity we missed the spelling mistake. Oops)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ November 15, 2006 08:39 AM: Message edited by: Ersby ]</font>

82 bottles of beer on the wall,
82 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
81 bottles of beer on the wall.

(Hey, I just copy and paste! LOL)

81 bottles of beer on the wall,
81 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
80 bottles of beer on the wall.

(Hey, I just copy and paste! LOL)

Me too!

80 bottles of beer on the wall,
80 bottles of beer,
take two down, cause I'm really depressed,
hand it around,
78 bottles of beer on the wall.

77 bottles of beer on the wall
77 bottles of beeeer!
I posted before but that post is gone
Poor 3peanuts! Hope you feel better!

76 bottles of beer on the wall!
(doesn't rhyme, but what the hey!)

78 bottles of beer on the wall,
78 bottles of beer,
take one down,
give 3p a hug,
77 bottles of beer on the wall.

75 bottles of beer on the wall!
75 bottles of beeeer!
take one down
pass it around

74 bottles of beer on the wall!

76 bottles of beer on the wall,
76 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
75 bottles of beer on the wall.

*hugs 3p*

73 bottles of beer on the wall,
73 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
72 bottles of beer on the wall.

74 bottles of beer on the wall,
74 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
73 bottles of beer on the wall.

72 bottles of beer on the wall,
72 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
71 bottles of beer on the wall.

71 bottles of beer on the wall,
71 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
70 bottles of beer on the wall.

By the way, I think "70 bottles of beer on the wall" is the best out of all 99 verses, because it has the roundness of a value divisible by ten, yet it still scans. What's your favourite verse of "99 bottles of beer on the wall"?

70 bottles of beer on the wall,
70 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
69 bottles of beer on the wall.

I'd have to go with 25, you're almost home and twenty-five is always a good number.

69 bottles of beer on the wall
69 bottles of beer!
take one down & pass it around
68 bottles of beer on the wall!

(why is everyone snickering?)

68 bottles of beer on the wall,
68 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
67 bottles of beer on the wall.

"Sixty seven bottles of beer" that has to be one of the worst lines. Not as bad as "Seventy seven", but still pretty unlikeable.

67 bottles of beer on the wall,
67 bottles of beer,
take one down,
hand it around,
66 bottles of beer on the wall.

Oh how I wish I was on Route 66 right now...

66 bottles of beer on the wall,
66 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
65 bottles of beer on the wall.

Oh 65 bottles of beer on the wall,
65 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
64 bottles...
of beer on the wall.

64 beer bottles on the wall,
64 beer bottles,
take downwards,
give it around,
63 beer bottles on the wall.

(Courtesy of Babel Fish, from English to French and then back into English.)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 06, 2006 03:13 AM: Message edited by: Ersby ]</font>

63 bottles of beer on the wall,
63 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
62 bottles of beer on the wall.

62 bottles of beer on the wall
62 bottles of beer
don't be soft
polish it off
61 bottles of beer on the wall

(I'm playing the selfish version.)

*hiccup*

61 bottles of beer on the wall,
61 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Glare at JaceSan,
60 bottles of beer on the wall.

60 bottles of beer on the wall,
60 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
59 bottles of beer on the wall.

59 bottles of beer on the wall,
59 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
need to pee,
58 bottles of beer on the wall.