PATD III

PATD III...for my sanity (and Bmat's). http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Uhm, isn't it a little late for that CT? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hey!! Stop whacking me! You can't leave something like that out there and expect us to stay silent!

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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!

Ahem! Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black, missy?? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif


All the trilum tossing has totally flustered the Anla'shok. Part of the group had split up to go after Cosmic, some after Azziz and the rest after Tan. Inevitably, the groups collide and fall over each other in a Keystone Cops fashion (well, after all, they are Valen's "guards"...what did you expect?). And as luck would have it, Valen ends up at the bottom of the pile.

Cosmic tosses the trilum back to Tan. "Here, woman...do something with this thing."


Helping the bruised MRI to his feet, Cosmic dusts him off before sitting him in his chair and pouring a cup of coffee for him. The MRI just pouts.

"Happy birthday, sweetie!! Guess what I got you for a present?" She leans over and whispers in his ear and his pout turns into a sly grin. "Now why don't we head over to the Temple so you can open your present?" http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hey, I was only throwing the triangle around, not delusions of my sanity http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

*Walks over to a cute Ranger* Sorry about that, things get a bit rowdy here in the Zocolo. Let me help you up and buy you something to drink...

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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!

Hey there Valen, congrats & many happy returns! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Merry Christmas and a Happy Hannukah to all! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Taking the Triluminary back from CT she puts in her bra to keep it Safe from the clutches of Valen..

Hmmm.. well maybe that isn't the safest place but Oh well it will be fun having him try and get it back from me! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

BTW... <font size=+2><font color=red> Happy Belated Birthday Sweetie!!!</font></font>

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas!!!

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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"

[This message has been edited by Tandara (edited December 24, 2000).]

Happy Birthday, Valen!!! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

As the hour of Christmas approaches Tandara gets sentimental and decides that she will put the Triluminary back up on the top of the Christmas tree.

Hehe I?ll find another way of abusing our MRI? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif


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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"

[This message has been edited by Tandara (edited December 24, 2000).]

Oh and <font size = 6 color = red>Happy Birthday Valen!!</font>

You know....we could stick some fake angel wings on Valen (They'd have to be fake. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif) and stick him on the tree? How'd that be for abuse? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif

Now there's an idea, Ran! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Remind me to go away for my birthday... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hey, AsIs (can't get used to spelling it that way!)! We won't let ya. And WildCard would be most disappointed......

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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

LOL, I might have to drag her over here one of these days bud. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

You can spell it either way, I don't mind. I am just too lazy to have multiple nicks here. I changed the spelling to make it easier to pronounce and avoid the confusion over my national origions! *grin*

I don't know if we should put Valen on the tree or just decorage him for the New Year's party http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Valen! OMG, I forgot!

Merle scurries over to the CD player and inserts a disk, and hits Play. A pounding rock beat fills the bar. The lights drop, replaced by flashing colored lights and rotating spotlights.

The female Rangers, who had so completely failed to protect the Triluminary, began to demonstrate their true calling, climbing up on tables, and beginning to gyrate to the pulsating music. As the vocal hit the chorus, in unison the Rangers tore off their robes (tear away Anla'shok robes, folks! Only Valen could find Rangers like this), revealling, well, just about everything. In turn each danced in front of Valen. He seemed transfixed by the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" written on their bellies....

Happy Birthday, my friend. Hope it was a good one, and many, many more.

<font size=60>Happy Belated Birthday Valen!</font>


Nomad sits back and enjoys all the decorations. I love a nice twinkling Xmas tree.

So this is where you have been hiding Azziz!

Happy Birthday Valen!

HEHE. Wildcard, she mighta told ya if ya hadn't been spendin' so much time with Gina Gershon.

Merle, I think it's time to set up the BBQ grill for your famous chili.

Water's just about to boil and the Crabs and Lobsters oughta be here any minute now. The Filet Mignon will be in tomorrow AM

Who knows how to make an awesome Potato salad?



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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sindatur:
Who knows how to make an awesome Potato salad?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



"Ooooh! Just in time for a cooking question...let's see...potato salad...I'm just guessing here, but you need potatoes for that, right?" http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Cosmic wonders why everyone is rolling their eyes at her. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

"Ok, ok....I can take a hint. Anyhow, I think we should leave Valen tied to the top of the tree until New Year's Eve, then we can dress him up (or is that, undress him) as Baby New Year!"

<font size="-2">(Hehe...I love abusing him when he is too busy to defend himself.)</font> http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif


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We live for the One, we die for the One...yeah, right!

Baby New Year? He'll shave for that, right? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hey Feather Brain, I had to tear Azziz away from Gina, not the other way around! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif

Anyhow, I'm here now, where is my pookie!?

Pssst! Mable, I told you not to call me that in public! *Azziz hisses from underneath a nearby table*

*Standing up, Azziz hits her head on the table* OWWWWWWWW! Uhm...over hear sweetie! Damn, I don't think Jose Cuervo is my friend anymore!

Oh, sorry Wildcard. I guess that's why ya shouldn't interfere with other people's relationships. Well, welcome back into the fold.

Well, there's 10 lbs of Crab and another 10 lbs of lobster already cooked. Filet Mignon is grillin' now.

CT, how's that Potato Salad doin'? Merle where's the Chili?

Sindatur walks over to the hottub and tosses in some Thumper food for the hottub mascot.

The Millenium is almost upon us. Oh, Look, the truckload of Dom Perignon arrived a couple days early, so grab a bottle and drink up folks.

Sindatur cracks open a bottle, pours a couple glasses and he and Blair Grey lock wings, gaze into each other's eyes, and toast to their love.

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[This message has been edited by sindatur (edited December 29, 2000).]

Ummm Sindatur, better let ME take care of the Potato Salad. Cosmic has many talents but cooking isn't one of them! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Tandara runs to the store to buy all the fixings for her Kick @ss tader salad!!!

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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"

Nommy transports Sammy Bear from his little , unscheduled vacation at Frontierland. He sent Sammy on his way to the local distributor in the Sammy Mobile to pick up a dozen kegs and a few more for everyone else.

Nommy also decided to have Karina make her delicious Lasgna and Nommy made his Macaroni Salad to compliment Tan's Kick ass tader salad.

All this thinking hurts...anyopne for a dip in the hot tub?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WildCard:
Baby New Year? He'll shave for that, right? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ummm...errr...Shave what, "Mabel"? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tandara:
Ummm Sindatur, better let ME take care of the Potato Salad. Cosmic has many talents but cooking isn't one of them! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Hmmmmmm...Another pot calling the kettle black! Why don't we all ask Ms. Tandara about her recipe for yams?" http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif


<font size="-2">Besides, I never said I was making the potato salad...I thought it was a trick question!</font> http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif


I'll have some Irish coffee for right now and wait for New Year's for the champagne. It tends to make me a little giddy. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ROTFLMAO!!!! Hey that was two years ago and Yams are gross anyway so no great loss http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Tandara finishes her tader salad and adds it to the spread on the table.

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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"

ummm....I've never heard of a "tader", Tan, but I bet you wash it down with that "pop" stuff you drink, don't you? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Hey Ran, I'm not sure what a tader is either. Now, we call them "taters" down here...maybe that's what they call them up in O<font size="+2">hi</font>O! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif

Cosmic eyes the "tader salad" suspiciously and heads for Karina's lasagna.

[This message has been edited by Cosmic (edited December 30, 2000).]

Well, the seafood doesn't seem to be movin' very much. Wonder if people are gettin' nervous cause it's a couple days old? Maybe they don't realize I put a "STA-FRESH" spell on it. I know what I'll do.

Sindatur raises his mighty wing and with the customary puff of smoke the seafood is divided up into two tables with scantily clad servers.

On the one table is Mira Suvari (The girl from American Beauty) wearing a couple of the rose petals she made so famous and Alyssa Milano in her Ava Savealot leathers. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif

On the other table is Antonio Sabato Jr. and Ricky Martin in G-Strings. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sindatur blows on his wing and says, "Let's see if that moves the food any quicker"

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

Ran, Cosmic......

<font size=+1> BITE ME!!
:P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</font>

hehe Sindatur... my <font color=red>TADER</font> salad Isn't moving much either, ya think you can throw a spell over it too? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"



[This message has been edited by Tandara (edited December 30, 2000).]

Certainly Tan,

Sindatur, knowing this is gonna need something special raises both wings and flails them like a demented windmill, then the customary puff of smoke, and.....

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

Ian ducks under the nearest table when he sees Sindatur flapping wildly. He's seen the owl perform many spells, but such flapping? No!

Oh look, I wonder who dented the underside of this table...

I didn't den...oh... Move over Ian, if you don't share the space down here then they might make me eat some of that cra...er, stuff!

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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!

...UT-OH, that wasn't s'posed ta happen. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/confused.gif

LORD WOMAN, whaddja put in that stuff. I swear Blair and I have only had 3 bottles of the DOM in the last hour. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[This message has been edited by sindatur (edited December 30, 2000).]

<blink>TANKS EBBERBODY...</blink> I mean everybody. Must be the "bear" coming out in me. LOL!!

I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday! And a SAFE one!

Baby New Year?!!! Ummmmmm.... shave WHAT?! >:{

CT Begins the shaving of the Entilzah to prepare him for his new role as baby New Year and looks over at the horrified owl and the now infamous "Tader Salad".

The salad begins to bubble something starts to emerge from it.

The patrons all look on aghast

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

Cosmic finishes shaving "Baby New Year", diapers him up, sticks a top hat on his bone crest and a noise maker in his hand. She steps back to take a look.

"Perfect! Now at the stroke of midnight, we'll lower you down from the tree, Entil'zha, and you can usher in the new millenium."

Cosmic hears a gasp from behind her and a movement catches her eye. She looks over at Tan's 'Tader Salad'.

"Rut-roh! Ummmm...Tan??! What exactly did you use in that recipe?"

AsIs grunts, "Can I drop him yet, CT?"

Sindatur waakes up from the haze that he put himself into with the spell he had cast and realized that there was actually nothing wrong the salad afterall, it was just a delusion from wearing himself out.

"Boy, I gotta stop trying so hard"

With that Sindatur walks over and grabs himself a huge plate of the tader salad and hands Tan a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate the New Year with.

Hey this stuff's really good guys, yoa gotta try some

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[This message has been edited by sindatur (edited January 01, 2001).]