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battle on .. this is gonna consist of 4 rhymes!
rhyme 1) - take the piss out of each other
rhyme 2) - story line - about anythin
rhyme 3) - rhyme about shaggin!
rhyme 4) - rhyme about the opposite sex!
this should get ya wimpy brain workin ... right hit 1 at a time .. startin from topic 1 then 2 etc ... an prepare to lose .. badly!! .. i'll go first if you want .. just check in for the biggest whoopin of a life time .. people vote fairly!! .. (in other words vote for me [img]biggrin.gif[/img] ) ..
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awwwhhhh is Ray Ray gettin pissed off [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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nope! .. i just feel like winning .. again *L
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You know Genie is gonna kick your ass [img]eek.gif[/img] she already has a vote...someone musta seen how good she is [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Oi! who voted for Genie!?! thers not a single rhyme down yet! .. (as if i didnt know it was you CW) *L
smack!
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you cheater lol you voted for yourself *L
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Oi but i know Genie will whoop your ass *LOL*
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Ray stop this silly game before I beatcha ass and take ya name
you can't battle me, you can't steal my fame
I'll kick ya ass hard and leave a footprint
Your rhymes stink, they are weak Ray
can't you take a hint
Your basicaly a dim wit rapper wanna be
You can't come up with real hard ass rhymes as fresh as me
Every time you come at me, it's half ass
it's half done, dont you know you can't mess with the mighty one
Are you gonna battle me with a rhyme that's not weak
HOLD UP!
Did I give you permission to speak
Hell no sit your ass down
I run this mother fucking town
Im the star, Im the leading woman in this show
and when I tell you to go get me some cigarettes
you better take your ass and go
I own your rhymes, I battle your lines
You rhyme like a child just learning to read
now look at this battle and you will know Im in the lead
I'll go for your jugular vein,
dam Ray was my rhyme too scary for you
because I think I see a shit stain
I'd tell you to think of a good rhyme
but you don't know how to use your brain
My rhymes are like lethal injections to your soul
And where your standing, will later just be a black hole
You can't rise up to where I am
You can't battle me and win
on the ricter scale your just a zero, Im a ten
You try to battle me and say this and that
Your rhymes don't make any sense, mine are phat
Each time I rhyme I put you to shame
Now I have just kicked your ass again
Tell me Ray, "Whats my NAME!"
I want to hear you say "The mighty Genie"
and when you come back, don't be crying like a little girl.
I know me spanking your ass on your own board
crushed your world.
But it wasnt that hard to do
I told you many times that I would destroy you.
Now bring it, and lets see what you can do*L*
*LOL*
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Rhyme#2
Once upon a time not long ago
I went into a chat called the pool
I met my girl CG, she was real cool
We talked and told stories of pain
We laughed so hard, tears came down like rain
CG is the sweetest, most fun loving girl I know
And the things she goes through for her friends range from hi to low
She's the bomb, she's the masterpiece of art
she has a real big heart
I know our friendship will never fall apart
She and I are just straight up sexy and fine
When we were in chat, men would want to talk to us so bad
they'd try any line
But CG and I would just laugh and knock them down
Remind them that we had class, and if they didn't stop bothering us, we would just kick their ass
CG and I were always strong, and we'd be kicking asses all day long
we were always bold, we spoke our minds and didn't care if it came across as cold
Now CG and I are still good friends
even though we have never met and live in different lands
She's my girl, a true friend beyond compare
a friendship like ours, is one I wish everyone could share
but a friendship like this, it is very rare
Then came along this guy named Ray
thinking he was the bomb, that he was the shit
but when he tried to battle me and CG
he just got straight up whipped
talking about his dick and throwing lines
he acts like a monkey swinging from the vines
because he would love to get in mine and CG's drawers,
after we walk by he licks the floors
telling us he would like to slam us like some doors
But CG and I just laugh and tell Ray to keep dreaming,your a loser, a slacker
and quit emailing us so much, your starting to act like a computer hacker
My girl CG will always be a good friend to me
she knows all there is to know about my life
Ray stop begging her to marry you, she dont want to be your wife
So that's how the story goes and maybe we will eventually meet, who knows!
<font color="#00FF00" size="1">[ March 26, 2003 11:19 AM: Message edited by: Genie! ]</font>
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alright I'm gonna give your poor brain time to think Ray. I know it's hard for you to ATTEMPT to try and beat me. I'll give you a bit of time I got to go get some stuff done.
by the way when I win, I want to see a huge banner across your board that reads,
"Genie kicked my ass" *L*
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what can i do? .. Genie babs what i can do is simple,
so simple yet can pop your rhymes as if it was a pimple!
my lines attack you back but track your ass back to the gutter
with your speech inpediment i speak you listen an you begun to stutter,
claim your bright but if i shine a 40 watt light, you appear invisible
even minimal amounts of my skill will make you disappear like white visuals
Dont deserve ya rank cause your flows are to feminine
After this battle, get demoted back to the beginnin of Eminem
You a devil, and im tha rap-god spiting rhymes from my throne-in-heaven
you couldnt throw punches at me if i was Open 24/7 like seven-eleven
your rhymes are so crap you struggle to even force ONE
but you cant, you struggle cause you havent got none!
your words are typed like you speak like that duck called donald!
you couldnt fuckin serve Ray Ray even if you worked at MacDonalds!
when i move you flinch when i speak ya twitch lets face it
I spit on your dinner plate so you can taste gettin wasted
its tragic ... my lyrical magic will assasinate,
an grate any hope this rhyme you read is the key to fate
third verse an still goin strong far from wrong,
my song selling big like the track was called king kong,
hows it feel .. to be the one to kiss Ray Rays butt,
you entered the battle but no once did i wish your wimpy ass good luck!
the rhyme fanatic casts of shit like Nas's Illmatic,
enchance the altered ego your shit is far from fantastic,
my dick's got more fame than you ever could sit
the bitches lick the shit of my dick before i shove itup there clit! (*L sorry .. it rhymed tho [img]biggrin.gif[/img] )
you seem to think that the female has the better time,
as you stated before in what i call your nursery rhymes,
yet the power you possess to pick a flower gives you stress,
now your battlin the Ray Ray you Non-skills are put to the test,
and i noticed you have a Lesbian friend she's kinda like devoted,
there wasnt a single rhyme down .. yet she still fuckin voted!
well that means theres trouble an you popped the Ray Rays bubble,
say hello to my Rotweiler .. to him .. your both Edible!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Genie ya sleezy you never can defeat me,
an what have told ya .. wash ya feet .. they smell cheesy!
you sit there in your space or better yet a flat,
im convinced you wash your hair in 12year old chip fat!!
thats round 1 to the almighty Ray Ray for sure .. *LOL
smoochez
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Genie ya big lemon! .. that second rhyme is supposed ta be a story .. science fictional .. invent a charictor .. not a remenicent session! *L ..
nice joke about when ya win to put a banner acrooss *L@that .. your not gonna win babs [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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You must have fallen and hit your head Ray
Because this aint no Burger king and you sure as hell can't have it your way
This is my day, my time to shine
All you do is sit there like a little bitch and
cry and whine
Figure you'd mention Mcdonalds,
being your a clown like Ronald Mcdonald
And where did you get those phony weak rhymes
did you have to steal
or did you just get them out of your happy meal
Silly little boy, your out of your league
My rhymes are like atomic bombs and your under seige
Quit smoking your weed, to think you could battle me and win?? SHIT, you must be high! *L
Here's a tissue for your tears because I know your about to cry
I wip your ass like a heavyweight champ
in a ass kicking contest
You aint a man, your just a wussy
and hell no you cant lick my pussy
You don't have the skills to get close to my
body or my mind.
I'm something you want, but just can't touch.
Yeah I know you jack off thinking about it so much
To find your dick, you would need a microscope
You can't win, cause my rhymes rip away all your hope
I'm the lyrical genius.
I'm the bad ass bitch that will kick your ass from here to venus
Your rhymes are a shame, your an embaressment to the rap game
I'm tough and strong, this doesn't even take no work
I could kick your ass easily all day long
I know when you try to battle me you break into a sweat
you think so hard until you sit there and your whole shirt is wet
I'm from Heaven, you'r from hell's pit
and I'm the one who will pop you like a festered
zit.
If you can't run with the big dogs you'd better stay on the porch
your rhymes are like a blown out candle
my rhymes are a bright shining torch
it will set your ass on fire
and leave you burning hour after hour.
I'm the best, this was no contest
I'll still be your friend though, honest
NOW WHAT *L*
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that was great girl *L* made me laugh...cry...smile...*L*
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*does that stupid dance thing*..GO GENIE...GO GENIE..GOOOO...Ray..im rolling over here.. [img]eek.gif[/img]
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thats it! 4 votes to 2! .. damn women .. only my man Gaz knows what he's on about! *L
another take the piss rhyme!
Genie the votes just prove that ya friends are all liars,
or wouldnt piss on ya faggot ass if you were on fire
the desire, i have to whoop your ass is low,
stick to R&B an when you lose my dick you can blow!
appologise please voters, you must have ticked the wrong suggestion,
confession!, i'll put you all in verbal detention,
but my detention evovles around submission you better listen!,
your 12lb pussy smells like its spent hours on the lake fishin!
i leave no trace .. just incase the police wanna lead the case
i have a fuck of shit an rub the resedue on Genies face!,
naa hold up.. no .. i wouldnt rub it on you face,
cause rubbin my shit on you would be a complete an utter waste!
i sittin here writin the shit still yawnin,
mainly because its only 8.40 in the mornin,
yet my brain capacity is still on a level to destroy
i never ever start your rhymes again stating im a little boy!
remember that rhyme that it seemed was kinda rehursed?
im gonna drop it again cause that shits been reimbursed
i dial your phone for sex wait for the dialing tone,
you only have to hear my fuckin voice an you begin to groan!
but you so full of shit just 5 minutes what a blessin!
but on the phone for 5 minutes with you gave me a ear infection!
i wish there was protection for phone sex on the ear,
sincere of P.T.D "having phone sex .. Lose the tears"
you wonderin what P.T.D is come read the verse pleeeease!
its stands for the obvios, Phone Transmitted desease!
its mean, but my dick can talk to me
it said "please dont shove me up the ugly assed Genie!!"
i attack twice as hard than any faggot female,
wait .. hold up just thought .. Genie is a SHE MALE!
she is a chick that has a dick an tits to go with it too
she wanks so hard at night that her manly dick turns fuckin blue!
your first signature of fame was funny it was just one line,
but you signed someone else name cause you fake just like your rhymes
i attack swiftly writtin shit that makes you feel shit,
i'll stand here wobblin my dick till it makes you feel sick!!!!
*L@ya! .. eh babs ,.. thats 2 attack rhymes now .. we'll move on to the others .. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Indea .. your in trouble for not votin for me! .. *G
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rhyme - 3 and 4! in one! .. its a story line about shaggin! *L
i met a chick .. she was gaggin to suck my dick
do you lick? she agreed an pleeded she licks till she sick
so its back to my house with no time to waste
an that pussy! DAYUM i cant wait to have a taste
now were in bed .. rubbin up each other an strokin
im gonna fuckin rape ya! .. naa im just jokin
we start gettin it on rollin round in the bed
put my fingers on her clit .. an for sure she feels wet
my dicks now hard about 60 inches long (*L)
she puts it in her mouth an starts tokin it like a bong
shes lickin an suckin in all the right places an little bits
before i lay her on her back an start suckin her hard nippled tits!
she start groanin rubbin her self up .. its her day!
an whispers in my ear .. your fuckin amazing Ray Ray!! (*L)
but now its time before my dick pays the pussy a visit
i take it from the back an throw my fingers all in it!
slide it up . was kinda slack but played it like a flute,
its not i got a small dick .. she musta been a prostitute
she cute!" now we lockin she pullin hair an talkin trash
i start it off slow an gently before breakin into fast but it lasts!
i ram it home deeper now she's gettin wet an realy slack
bitin my neck .. an scrapin her nails down my back!
its a comfy fit an her eyes were like glistenin like glitter
so i turned the bitch around an shoved it up her shitter!
i didnt realy i just thought it'd be a good story line
so ignore that last bit an i'll continue with my rhyme
so now im thrustin .. in an out gettin hot an shit
every thrust .. i rub my finger harder on her clit
double stimulation .. i hold her ankles pull em appart
escaping air! .. she just blew me out with a fanny fart!
i pull it out hold her back we been doin that a while
time to switch up it an hit this dawg raw with the doggystyle
lockin ass thrustin fast im shaggin like im a teacher
every thrust becomes harder an my dick penetrates deeper
her sugar walls meltin as the pounded with my London meat!
i hold her hips an support the pressure by puttin my legs on her feet
my dicks exploding like a wild volcano about to blow
an we all know it aint lava thats gonna fuckin flow!
so as i pull it out an put pause to the show ..
hey gal .. tell me do you spit or do you swallow?
she takes it in throat as if it was a faruorite milk shake
put it in her mouth an start bustin this shit out like an earthquake!
im abou tto bust errupt i grab her head an hold the boat
as i bust the firein line an cum my ass right down her throat .
she sucks it dry pull it out an squib abit a cum in her eye
pranks an jokes amuses Ray Ray ... im out i gotta fly!
damn im good .. another whoppin i just gace ya genie [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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*LOL* Your so desperate Ray*LOL*
We ALL know you tried that with CG, you had the whole fake thing up there, you are so desperate you had to fake me saying it to. The only one who said that is the voices in your head, and apparently they have you convinced that you are the best*LOL*
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hahaha see Ray Ray Genie doesnt fall for your tricks either [img]biggrin.gif[/img] ...Gary the only reason why you voted for Ray Ray is cuz the men stick together*L
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LOLOL .. thats the PM you wrote to me theres the proof .. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I'm bringing these lyrical rhymes that knock down Ray
And he can't get with no woman, because we all know he is a sorry ass lay
He battles me with slack shit, now look at the votes Ray, you've done been hit
Your rhyming skills are poor, your not a man, your just a man whore
go make my money, go get my bling-bling
The rhyme world is my kingdom,
and you will never be the king
You come off as charming and think your the mack
but your weakest when try to sling that puny joke of a dick in the sack
You can't even please a woman for your premature ejaculation
could it be because you've done too much masturbation??
Two little balls hanging from a string, now Ray thinks this is his huge ding a-ling-a-ling
And you put up that silly ass banner that everyone knows isn't true
is it because your throwing a fit
because you know I won, and it's getting to you
It's eating you alive
Your not gonna make it, I'm gonna stand tall and strive
My rhymes are like a serial killer
stabbing you time after time
Because you can't even come up
with one good rhyme
I'm giving that ass a good beating
You even had to vote for yourself, that's cheating
But it's ok, you could vote for yourself all day
and you still wouldnt win Ray
Women will always prevail,
and when you tell me your the bomb and you have won, I'll just say "Go to hell"
I'm tearing your ass apart so bad, it's so sad
I hate to have to do it cause I pat you on the head and say your a good little lad
but you brought this on yourself,
now put your notebook of stolen rhymes back on the shelf
It won't do you no good, you still can't win
Your just a dog, and I'm sending you back to your pen.
You should have just left well enough alone
if you stop now Ray and be a good little doggie
I'll throw you a bone
Say what you want to say, I took this battle RAY
My rhymes hit you so hard you'r gonna need a treatment of radiation
I'm kicking your ass so bad, and I'm not even in the same nation
It's like a long distance dedication,
Reach out, reach out and kick Ray Ray's ass
Don't worry Ray, your sexual frustration will
eventually pass
Now get your ass on some ice, cause I've done ripped that ass apart more than twice
and seeing you lose like this was pretty dam nice
You should have known you couldnt battle me
I send you back to play with your dick
I crushed you like a tick
Oh and by the way,
here is some bug spray
or maybe you shouldnt use it, it depends
are those flies and maggots your only friends?
Now once again you taste the agony of DEFEAT
now you can drop down and worship me and kiss my feet.
WWwwwwooohhhooo, how you like that shit Ray! *LOL*
<font color="#00FF00" size="1">[ March 27, 2003 09:35 AM: Message edited by: Genie! ]</font>
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LOL@that .. i'll whoop that in a sec .. let me just do this little amount of work! .. an no im not goin of to think! *L
"worship you" "kiss your feet" LOLOL .. we will see who kissin whos feet!! ..
"Now get your ass on some ice, cause I've done ripped that ass apart more than twice
and seeing you lose like this was pretty dam nice"
that was pretty good! .. not good enough tho! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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*sings* Ray Ray is gettin his ass kicked by a girl HAHAHAHA
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Annabelle how much did Ray Ray pay you to vote for him?*L...Genie is still gonna kick ass [img]biggrin.gif[/img] so no worries...hehehe
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thats more like it! .. a women that knows a good rhyme when she sees one .. smoochez Bananabutt! ... but as for the rest of ya big wimps! .. there will be payback! [img]tongue.gif[/img] .. an peaches .. i was gonna welcome you to my board but as you didnt vote for the amazing Ray Ray .. i wont! *L
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS">Originally posted by CanadianGirl:
*sings* Ray Ray is gettin his ass kicked by a girl HAHAHAHA</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oi cheeky!
[img]cool.gif[/img]
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Ray Ray welcome here to your board *L how rude *LMAO*
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LOL ... no! ,... she didnt vote for me! ..
oh alright then!
*grumbles .. welcome to more board peaches ..*G
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HAHAHA whos the wimp...who gave in to welcome her to your board *LMAO* your the wimp
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i take it back! .. sod off!! *L
naa i was bien polite CG! .. you know .. like i always am [img]smile.gif[/img]
Ray Ray .. King of politeness
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King of the whooooooooooooooooooooo?
(a la monty python's holy grail...!)
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Ray you act like you don't have a clue,
is it any wonder that I have more
votes than you do
Your talking major crap
I'm the queen of this here battle of rap
You might as well just give in and accept the loss
and if not, my rhymes will continue to nail you to your own personal cross
Step down now before I bring the agony,
the wrath
you should have never crossed my path
You got in my way, you got in the line of my
destruction
repairing your asshole after my foots been in it
is gonna take some major reconstruction
I tore you apart with my own hands
you should have known battling me, put you in
"no man's land"
I sliced and diced your ass like a pizza at Pizza Hut
My rhymes don't just attack, they cut
you were just a squirrel trying to get a nut
But I'm the Genie, the nut cracker
your job description: Dick smacker
Now you can put the banner up that says Genie beat my ass
being I broke and shattered your ass like glass
I brought it to you hard, I didn't slack
Now you can get the fuck back.
Now you can kiss my ass and pamper me
cause I'm better than you at rhyming
and even the poll proved that to be
You can wash and kiss my feet
do my laundry, make up my bed
and ya best make it neat
And you better hurry up and do it like I said
I'll crack my whip and remind you
I'm the boss
once again, I'm the H.B.I.C
your just a slave bowing down to me
Because my rhymes were better than yours
dam Ray you stink, go wash the shit
out your drawers
*LOL* WHOOP, there it is!!!
<font color="#00FF00" size="1">[ March 28, 2003 09:37 AM: Message edited by: Genie! ]</font>
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i am polite Bananabutt! *L
hold up just got to rip this wimp up again
lyricks so weak they speak for them selves
they lack amunition Genie put them back on the shelves
an you know deep down that im better you even said
if you had the chance you tattoo Rays rules on your forehead
the heaviest,proped my style against hip hop and broke it
jealous, cause Ray dont ignite the mic i fuckin smoke it
check the reverb before i burst to drop a sacred verse
each word will anhialate as i spit this shit from work
so Genie's wrote a few rhymes i think i better give her feedback
put that shit in a translater on the off chance to see a decent track
i put the settings from English and translated it to Jap
only 5 words came back spelling "What a Load of Crap!!"
i attack swiftly to defeat Genie realy quickly
time to give her loads of hassle from now cause she is kinda sickly
Chorus
tiiiiiiime to give hassleeeeeeeeeeeee
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime to give hassalleeeeeeee
Genie your shit is gettin colder
individuals become older an balder i aint buyin what they sold ya
im a soldior that is set out to attack your posititon
"my rhymes are better than Ray Rays" .. yeah keep on wishin
an whats all this every rhyme must be a treat
you seem to think i worship your ass .. an enjoy kissin feet!
naa you got it all wrong ya great big Turnip!
cause im the only motherfucker round that gets worshipped!
no cmere do as i say an you wont pay
its time get the shit hittin an pamper over Ray Ray
an please wash ya arm pits they smell like a dead trout
and kneel down! ... im gonna soak sweaty feet in YOUR mouth!
what the fucks this? .. theres a crumb on my floor
Genie get the hoover out and do the Whole house once more
it took you over 1 hour to finsih before whats up?
you slackin gal ... you dont seem to give a flyin fuck
well thats wrong .. cmere let me take your little hand
briskly drag to the beach up to your neck burried with sand
where i sit there an watch other passing buy ho's
then look at you an laugh cause theres a crab attached to your nose
the tide comes in an you look at me an frown
dont worry babs i aint gonna let you drown
but look .. as your eyes REALY begin to frown
cause floatin buy your mouth is a second hand sanitry towel (gags)
an when you thought it was over somethin else dropped a bomp
and over floats a 2 year old wet condom
i thought this was a beach not a suer full of shite
but then i did bury you next to the Citys Sewer Pipe
an them votes dont mean anythin your skill was never shown
i bet you contacted all ya mates "please vote foe me" by phone
but now im gonna hit harder you messin with Ray
SO FUCK YOU .. oh an have a nice day!!
Ok i stole that very last line from Eminem! *L
but the rest of it whooped yaaaa!
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yeah ok Ray Ray *L* the king of poliet nice yeah right *L
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thanks for welcoming me to your board, even if it was forced!!! glad to be here and glad to see my girl KICKING YOUR ASS
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you know? Ray Ray is losin but he wont admit that cuz he'll be too ashame that hes losin to a woman *L*
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Go to my board next!!!!!!!
I offer candy, and condoms!!!!!
MY BOARD!!!!!!!
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mmm condoms
*L@you lot thinkin im losin ..
im whoopin Genies ass! .. with ease too! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
just you women stick together ... safety in numbers! *L
