CHESS Results

1. g1-f3 e7-e6
2. a2-a4 f8-c5
3. b2-b4 c5xb4
4. h2-h4 e6-e5
5. f3xe5 b4-c5
6. h4-h5 d8-f6
7. c1-b2 c5xf2++

Game over in 7 moves.

Kiss my ass shatzy!

TG rules the chessboards!

SHEAT.... you've never played ME!
shatzy prolly let you win.
She has a tendancy to NOT PAY ATTENTION
I hate people who play crappy like that X(!

yes... exactly...

i was distracted. and besides, TG thought he
could use me...

that's right, USE ME.


*points to TG*

and the next time you think its pretty fucking funny
to play that way......... just wait and see what happens.

How did I use you?

Explain.

you used me to play that stupid trick, and you know it.

it was humor at my expense.

of course it was funny....

it was against poor ol' shatzy...

and anything against me is hilarious. isfs

you played a good game, beta

I thought it was funny.

Then again, I also accidentally gave you all my pieces, so I shouldn't talk about stupid things people have done.

the point is that playing chess with well-known
swift blows like that is not exactly 'playing'
chess. rather, it has transformed the actual
'playing' thereof into some sort of game involving
prestidigitation. that is not how i play.

i went into the game with the idea that TG was
going to really 'play' the game as opposed to
attempting to wow me (or beta) with a move like that.

i immediately demanded a new game, which was noted
that the same moves were being made by TG....
though he claims it was 'different'. regardless
of such, the game extended longer and i was
pleased... however, i had to leave abruptly and
the game was never finished. however, even had
the game continued, i had no intention of considering
it officially TG's strategy... unless that strategy
is to include falsity.

when someone asks me to play chess, that is, indeed,
my intention. not to be done like i was.
the next time, i would suggest offering to show
me a trick, instead of misleading me into
believing i was actually playing against the wit
of an individual.

btw... did i fail to mention that i take
games very seriously? perhaps its a flaw,
but i've always been that way.

Do you get mad when football teams use a playbook?

You know there is a mate in two!

i know nothing of football.

do you want to argue with me?

you'll have to do better than that.

My use of that move in chess was not any different than that of a football team using a playbook or a golfer receiving advice from his caddy.

And it isnt as if it went perfectly, either! I had to improvise after you almost foiled my attempt! [img]wink.gif[/img]


Hmmm...I can see that my case has fallacies. I am just not sure how to argue them.

shatzy, it's not prestidigitation.. it's just moves.
It IS strategy in it's purest form!
it's that strategic combination that puts an instant check in the Win column.
it's your job, as a now informed chess player to never let yourself be bluffed into those moves again.
Your just mad.. that's all.
But I would think it takes more skill to learn those few moves.

you shit [img]tongue.gif[/img]

it would be considered 'skill' and/or 'strategy'
had TG created those moves himself...

since i know that he didn't, it cannot be called either

Simple.

TG.....the guy that whipped your ass in chess.

fuck it......... i'm not posting any more about this issue

if you want to think that way... that is fine.
i no longer care.

i shall not be entertaining you in that game again.

how can you possibly know that i didnt find that move on my own?

jason........ think of whom i am speaking to

Learn to separate serious and play
For on this board we are all gay
Do not worry about the game called chess
For my win/loss column is no such mess
I use my move with cunning force
Beware the movements of my horse
He strikes the bishop and then the queen
All of these moves, you've no doubt seen
So please consider a a recourse of action
For chess and I shall draw your attraction
Align your pieces for once at last
And prepare for me to kick your ass.

I bet you take a long time between moves.

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And you don't?...

Was I placing blame on him? Was I saying that in a negative light? Did I ever say that I didnt take a lot of time?

No.

I was simply stating my opinion.

I've played 5 minute chess with a timer. I don't like it as much as "regular" chess. Generally, chess games usually take 30-45 minutes.

The one day chess tournaments where the grandmaster plays against 40 players at the same time are interesting. They go from game to game making their moves and you have to make your move before they get back. They call it simultaneous chess.

On average, between 20-40 players participate. Other than being the first one out, no matter how you do, you can feel pretty good about it.

<font color="#6699FF" size="1">[ November 20, 2002 08:48 PM: Message edited by: Alex ]</font>

Well well, a conundrum.

I would love to play chess with Shatzy, now that I know she would actually care. I stopped playing chess competively when I realized there was always going to be someone else out there who actually memorized all the different openings and defenses, and any move you made was "classified" into such an opening.

Taking the game of chess and turning it into a math equation with pre-made "solutions" to any move you could make is demoralizing.

I think chess is the all time flirt device for members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if so inclined), but girls are too stupid to realize this.

Perhaps if chess game manufacturers put the heads of soap opera stars on the pieces, or glittered up the pieces, more girls would play.

Here's a link to some Chess news, including simuls.

http://www.uschess.org/news/press/index.html

Here is the link for chess clubs in your state.

http://www.uschess.org/directories/AffiliateSearch/

thanks for the links.

now i know that there are several chess clubs in my area that i wont be joining [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Glad to be of service.