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I had a lunch "date" today... I won't go into details as to what the lunch date was intended for, but I'm sure you can wager a guess [img]wink.gif[/img] Well, he stood me up! Can you believe that?! Oh I am so pissed right now... I haven't gotten laid in almost three months!! 3!!! GAH!!! *attacks everyone at the board* GRAAAAHH!! *growls at anyone who comes within five feet of her*
I'd hate to be that guy...
Hell hath no fury like a Miral scorned for love...
*stands 10 feet away*
3 months? Errr, should I mention I once went 4 years without any?
*runs*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Miral:
Oh I am so pissed right now... I haven't gotten laid in almost three months!! 3!!! GAH!!! *attacks everyone at the board* GRAAAAHH!! *growls at anyone who comes within five feet of her*
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Maybe you're not very good and the word is out.
Nah, the word is out that I am insatiable and that only a super man type can handle this.
Wurd, Sista! *Does 3 snaps in Z formation*
Their loss Miral.
"If I have to think about how long it's been since I've had sex. It's been too long."
-Richard Pryor
I'm assuming Bran and usmu mean sex w/other people.
"The greatest love of all is learning to love yourself." ;)
I think Whitney Houston did a song about that, didn't she?
Wow... Bran, Usmu... all I have to say is wow... I would've had to have been committed
Yeah!
I'm committed and it's driving me nuts!! This is my first attempt (and possibly last- if all goes well) at commitment. i'm proud of myself- it's been almost three years now! Considering that for the past year and 1/2, we've been separated three states- I'd say that's commendable.
I slipped- a few times- but I have repented of my evil ways. It was fun, yes, but now I'm back to my monthly bouts of abstinence till the light of my life gets back in town....
Oh wait. You weren't talking about that type of commitment, were you?
(A little off topic, but- did anyone read the last Strangers in Paradise? Are we all in agreement that Francine seriously over reacted?)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Branflakes:
*stands 10 feet away*
3 months? Errr, should I mention I once went 4 years without any?
*runs*</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well I'm definitely not going to mention my 24 year drought then. I'm now going for a new record. Only 22,5 more to go. [img]graemlins/wilted.gif[/img]
*runs faster than Bran, catches up with her, passes her and disappears out of sight*
I'm shocked you haven't had thirty offers here oon the Forum yet, Miral... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lulu:
(A little off topic, but- did anyone read the last Strangers in Paradise? Are we all in agreement that Francine seriously over reacted?)</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought Katchoo crying on the floor with Casey consoling(sp) her was a little more melodramatic than Francine's reaction.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Neophobic Man:
I'm shocked you haven't had thirty offers here oon the Forum yet, Miral... [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm more then willing to offer, but I don't know if that's going to be any help.
[img]wink.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JaceSan:
I'm assuming Bran and usmu mean sex w/other people.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uhuh, I love myself very often... I mean very much. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
Wow, usmu, I'm flattered. Are you sure you want to offer? ;oD
*Gets in line to make offer* I'm next.
Damn... Came to the board too late, and now I have to wait in line...
Oh, i don't know....
I mean, that banana is so enthusiastic after all...
*is flattered from all the offers* You guys are just too much. *blushes*
We're too much?
Wouldn't you like to know... [img]wink.gif[/img]
*tap dances through thread with retinue of chimps, orangutans, and assorted spider monkeys*
ooooo monkeys [img]smile.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Miral:
Wow, usmu, I'm flattered. Are you sure you want to offer? ;oD</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Are you sure you want to take me up on my offer?
[img]wink.gif[/img]
*hands usmu and Miral keys to rented hotel room*
Sounds like you two need a private place. Then, of course, there's everyone else in line...
Jace: Yes, I meant with other people. Never had a problem, otherwise. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
*stands dumbfounded with a set of keys in her hand* Braaan! You're despicable (sp?)
Bran.. how could you?
You know there's nothing more romantic then renting a room for somebody and now I can't. *pout*
Methinks they doth protest too much...
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Branflakes:
[QB]*hands usmu and Miral keys to rented hotel room*
Sounds like you two need a private place. Then, of course, there's everyone else in line...
Don't forget the monkeys too. Take them with you.
*tries to fend off a rather affectionate orangutang*
Ooh...Monkey lovin'... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
*whispers to usmu*
You could buy her flowers. Course, I'd be careful of the monkeys eating them...
Wow... see how do I explain my reputation to all my offline friends, truthfully, I can't, I tried [img]smile.gif[/img]
Go with the flow, baby...go with the flow! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Monkey love? What have I walked into? [img]redface.gif[/img]
Primates having fun?
*Leads Miral into room stuffed with flowers, balloons, a bottle of champaign and a whole lot of monkeys (apes in case the librarian is among them)*
"Gary Indiana, gary indiana, gary indiana..."
What librarian?
(In marches the parade.. He's a what? He's a what? He's a music man!)
STOP!!! There's not enough room in this... room... for a parade!! Or a group of monkeys, let alone all these balloons. *starts popping balloons*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lulu:
"What librarian?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Discworld / Terry Pratchett joke: The libririan of Unseen University, the school for Wizards, was turned into a orangutan by a magical accident. Calling him a monkey has been known to result in a lot of physical discomfort.
Meanwhile, along with the parade, room service wheeling in trolley after trolley with exquisite food. (Marx Brothers anyone? Or am I making another vague unfamiliar remark here?)
Room Service is hilarious!!!! Look a turkey!!
I am familiar with the Marx brothers- and their 1938 film "Room Service!" Lack of familiarity with the details of a Terry Pratchett novel does not constitute pop cultural ignorance! Thank you very much!
(I hear multiple exclamation marks are the sure sign of a diseased mind... or am I being a bit obscure?)
My mind is diseased?!
You post here, don't you?
*ducks and runs*