Nobjockey??

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February 25th, 2002, 01:28 AM
emo_lemming

What is it with the girls' general overuse of the very poor phrase 'nobjockey'?

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February 25th, 2002, 01:47 AM
lozzy_boo

oh admit it...its funny and u love it!

dont go all defensive on the crowds bcos it relates to you!

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February 25th, 2002, 02:14 AM
emo_lemming

i just don't get it cos girls are more likely to be nobjockeys that guys cos there are more heterosexual females than homosexual guys. i bet all the girls love riding a big fat cock, so they're nobjockeys.

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February 25th, 2002, 07:17 AM
cheap and evil gurrrl

I don't know but i'm gonna make a point of using the word 'nobjockey' at least once a day from now on. hehehe.

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February 25th, 2002, 10:15 AM
raych

(spasticated barbie core) :

fukin nob jockeys n that, i started that of, the word is fukin aceness, everyone should use the word nob jockey. nob jockeys. nob jockeys. i must use that word many many times a day. fukin dont be dissin the word nob jockey alrite man.

nob jockey

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February 25th, 2002, 10:20 AM
raych

ive also decided that there are many many nob jockeys in Grimsby, and if u think im just ranting on about "actual" nob jockey u are wrong, me and nikki know the truth and true extent of nob jockeys.

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February 25th, 2002, 10:21 AM
newkid

what about "chocolate soldier"? anymore homo nicknames anyone?

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'newkid', not 'THE NEW KID'....Okay?!
February 25th, 2002, 11:20 AM
Lil' Nikki

thats a dead shit word!! if ya want another that is on the same level as knobjockey and full of aceness try WANKSPANNER!!
Use that word as much as knobjockey and u will see the light like me and raych...tee hee

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February 25th, 2002, 11:33 AM
raych

(spasticated barbie core):
using my old profile name for some reason.
chocolate soilders??? nah thats pooey
maybe other homo names could be :-

wank spanner
fudge packer
shit stabber
left his ancor in poo bay

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February 25th, 2002, 11:48 AM
Lil' Nikki

AHHHH the pain!! left his ancor in poo bay...thats DEAD FUNNY!! hey raych..can u remember when i used that for an ace longwinded description of some1 and managed to include knobjockey,wankspanner,cock fucker and the poo bay thing in 1 copletely barmy sentence..it was quite a classy insult!!
We should hold a competition for the best breated random word or insult..answers on a postcard to...ermmm..yp forum..
ifact i think me and raych have already won..tee hee, nowt beats knobjockey!

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February 25th, 2002, 11:58 AM
the new kid

nobjockey

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im dead good me
February 25th, 2002, 12:14 PM
raych

fukin u best not be calling us nob jockeys (spasticated barbie core):with our own word u new kid. fukin nob jockeys. nob jockey nob jockeys
we win already yer nothing can beat nob jockeys
fukin yer all nob jockeys, fukin some are specially some nob jockeys.........fukin is this post gonna be deleted now coz of the excessive use of the word nob jockey???? but u nob jockeys know who you are.....

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February 25th, 2002, 12:16 PM
pope on a rope

hmmm.... interesting names for homos?

i did know absolutely millions but have forgotten the vast majority of them.

he who drives down cadbury alley....
pillow biters...
erm... run out now. deff...

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my mother's deed. my father's deed too. i think i should take them out of the attic, they're starting to smell.
February 25th, 2002, 12:30 PM
the new kid

just thought it was funny to post the word you were all moaning about.
hahahaha

maybe i was wrong

again

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im dead good me
February 25th, 2002, 06:58 PM
Afro_Joe

NobJockey is DEAD crap.

If you really wanna call someone and offend here's how to do it properly. According to the L2Y Big Book of Jips (not to be confused with the L2Y Big Book of Jibs) you should :

1)Be as offensive as possible
2)Be witty. This is optional, as the more offensive you are, the less witty you ave to be.
3)Be intelligent. This is also optional.
4)Try not to make any mistakes whilst saying/typing your insult. This can give the offendee an opening to retaliate. Which leads us to...
5)NEVER leave an opening. If there is a way in which you can be cained back, use it first.

Stick to these five points and you can barely ever go wrong. Remember, the more offensive and the funnier the better.

Have fun with your new-found witty offensiveness.

Now go cain some nob jockey.

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Take a chance as we open up our minds to things that never exist. Holy is the word that I use to clench my fists. You will never see what has gone wrong.
February 25th, 2002, 07:24 PM
lozzy_boo

quick everyone take notes...this stuff is gold!!!

i wanna be like joe!

xxx

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February 25th, 2002, 07:36 PM
will,king of skutter

Bikerack Charlie

(I stole that off Ickle Jays dad, but it doesnt make it any less funny)

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
February 25th, 2002, 11:02 PM
cheap and evil gurrrl

OK...now we've got the word out of the way...i just wanna know who everyone thinks is the biggest nobjockey they know...

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February 25th, 2002, 11:36 PM
Monkey Teaser

Homosexuals??
What, you mean like 'Bufty boys' and 'dinner mashers'!?

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February 26th, 2002, 09:22 AM
nobjockey

that's my name, don't wear it out...

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i like daffodiles, pretty
little daffodiles, don't
you peter pan?
February 26th, 2002, 01:52 PM
raych

(spasticated barbie core):-

joe: nobjockey is not ment to be a really offensive insult or n e thing

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February 26th, 2002, 02:23 PM
pope on a rope

joe is a tailpipe technician.

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my mother's deed. my father's deed too. i think i should take them out of the attic, they're starting to smell.
February 26th, 2002, 05:50 PM
SkimmedMilk

yet again, i wonder where you got that one from.

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From the core of my being comes this promise to myself
that I won't break my honor before all.
A one-way mission through life, I won't change my course.
There's far too much to experience and accomplish to waste a precious
second drunk or hazed. An effective revolutionairy through
the clarity of mind that I've attained. I see it all for what it
is as Gommorah's Season Ends in the grave.
So many have become demoralized that now a change must be forced or all will
perish in the lunacy once it befalls.
Parasites gnaw at the basis, their vulgar ways bring pointless ends.
Perpetuating the degeneration.
In this self is all I need with this oath that keeps me free.
To this I am forever true. I am straight edge.
February 26th, 2002, 10:27 PM
MAN!

All those in favour of the word nobjocky say "I"

"I"

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February 27th, 2002, 08:08 AM
professor_pumpernickle

..... "I" ....

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Stand inside you'r lover
February 27th, 2002, 09:55 AM
Charlie Big Potatoe

you are all very sad, and sound like 10 year olds. yes 10 year olds.

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did i tell you by the way, i never did like your face
February 27th, 2002, 09:57 AM
raych

spasticated barbie core;
......."I"

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February 27th, 2002, 10:06 AM
RogCBP

Shut up you weird cunts just coz you think you're alternative,you think your summat special. you all deserve a good kick in t'teeth. Emo is fuckin shit and for poofs. This forum is shit.

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you can run,
you can hide,
but you'll still end up in the tide,
CBP,CBP,CBP.
February 27th, 2002, 10:16 AM
SpASticaTeD bArBIe CorE

then dont fukin come on it then

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U NEVER KNOW WHO THE NOB JOCKEYS ARE THESE DAYS OR WHO TO TRUST
February 28th, 2002, 09:09 AM
Afro_Joe

Dude has a point. He also is also balding. Because he's that ugly, his hair is running away from his face. (Copyright. Cassius Clay.)

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Take a chance as we open up our minds to things that never exist. Holy is the word that I use to clench my fists. You will never see what has gone wrong.
February 28th, 2002, 09:13 AM
lozzy_boo

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Charlie Big Potatoe:
you are all very sad, and sound like 10 year olds. yes 10 year olds.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

consider us cained!

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February 28th, 2002, 11:36 PM
Afro_Joe

That told the hording Jewish cunt. Fucking Red Sea Pedestrians get everywhere.

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Take a chance as we open up our minds to things that never exist. Holy is the word that I use to clench my fists. You will never see what has gone wrong.
March 1st, 2002, 04:22 AM
pope on a rope

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SkimmedMilk:
yet again, i wonder where you got that one from.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

if it was me you were referring to, it wasn't from you, you goit, it was from that guy that pippa always called names.
actually.

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my mother's deed. my father's deed too. i think i should take them out of the attic, they're starting to smell.
March 1st, 2002, 05:36 PM
SkimmedMilk

oi vey
fuck off with ya 'the end of the world is nigh' shit you schmuck

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From the core of my being comes this promise to myself
that I won't break my honor before all.
A one-way mission through life, I won't change my course.
There's far too much to experience and accomplish to waste a precious
second drunk or hazed. An effective revolutionairy through
the clarity of mind that I've attained. I see it all for what it
is as Gommorah's Season Ends in the grave.
So many have become demoralized that now a change must be forced or all will
perish in the lunacy once it befalls.
Parasites gnaw at the basis, their vulgar ways bring pointless ends.
Perpetuating the degeneration.
In this self is all I need with this oath that keeps me free.
To this I am forever true. I am straight edge.
March 3rd, 2002, 02:09 PM
Afro_Joe

Oi....respect the gentiles cunt.

Not only do you hord money, but you hog the Gaaza Strip too. Don't forget who gave you Israel back ya half-cocked, shabbos loving soup drinker.

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Take a chance as we open up our minds to things that never exist. Holy is the word that I use to clench my fists. You will never see what has gone wrong.