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Thought i'd jump on the top 5 bandwagon but inject some humility and fun into the proceedings. They have to be genuine.
1. Hey lads have a look at this !
2. It was, hmmm, alright.
3. Your turn for the brews.
4. Sorry love, did i wake you ?
5. Of course i still respect you.
and of course -
1. It'll wash out.
2. It's good for ya skin, honest.
3. What time is your bus/taxi ?
4. Yeah i'll ring ya in the morning.
5. Shut up, keep still, trying to sleep.
1. Who the **** are you?
2. Why are you smiling?
3. Where am I?
4. Whats that in my ear?
5. Why does my bum-hole hurt?
[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Minstrel:
[QB]
They have to be genuine.
oh, i didn't see that.... well good job mine are 100% *genuine.
*not
1. Im off to the shop
2. Im off on msn messenger
Personally I think actions speak louder than words......
oh ur off r u...theres a fiver on the table love
1.Urrrggghhhh!!!Time to die!!!
2.Hello taxi?
3.It's my alone time now leave me alone
4.Finish yourself off you lazy cow
5.I've had my fun now **** off
6.I dont think its contagious
7.You'll have to go now,my wife is due home
8.You're not as good as your mate
9.What have you done to me??!!!??
10.wash it next time dirty ****
Why shave your fanny if its got spots on it........
oh god, no
hehehe
can we start now?
do all men have one of those?
1. *cough, **** , yawn* zzzzzzzz
2. YES! They are all that big [img]redface.gif[/img]
3. What the **** was that smell?
4. WHat do you mean, your not a woman!!
5. Was it good for you?? 'no'
6. Seem as tho its your bd next week, i'll do it for free......*slap*
7. Dont worry about that rash, it'll clear up soon.
8. I dont do it twice! Now fo0k off!
Some foul replies there people, some made me laugh but some were a bit close to the line (Mr Ambridge). All in good fun i suppose.
1.that'll be 29.99.
2.get the **** outta my bed!
3.**** breakfast.GET THE **** OUTTA MY HOUSE.
4.last night was.....................'so-so'
5.wud have more fun if u were on top.
vote tim marlow.
I'm a virgin and even if I did end up doing the deed I'd probably not say anything, I'd faint at the madness of it all.
1.ive had my fun...u sort yaself out..hehe
2.they say it makes your hair curly
3.oh by the way my names **** whats yours?
4.sorry but that were like throwin a sausage down freeman street.
5.i owe you HOW much????? [img]eek.gif[/img]
*number 1 is a reply to some random slack slaaag asking, "hey how was it for you, honey?"*
1) "ermm, better than a wank, i guess"
2) " now hurry and get your clothes on, or you'll be late for school"
3) "what do you mean you're a lesbian?"
4) "...and that, my son, is what they call <b>incestuous bum rape</b>..."
5) no that ISN'T why they call me <i>ickle</i> mike
1) ...I love yo utoo mum...
2) .....NEXT!
3) Woof? whadda ya MEAN WOOF???
4) By the way, Whats your name....?
5) ....ZZZZzzzzz
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 06, 2002 03:28 PM: Message edited by: happygilmore ]</font>
"cheers man, shall I skin up now?"
"sorry"
"lend us a fag"
"I'm off to check the forum"
"are you stoned or something?"
"have you ever considered what it'd be like to have AIDS?"
"can we have sex now?"
"well it definately runs in the family"
"same time tomorrow then dad?"
"i'm off to download some porn"