...and they flew off to the town of Oombababangwa, a little town deep in the Arctic Circle, which is famous for its Annual Prancing and Mincing Convention, and who should they see there, but....
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...and they flew off to the town of Oombababangwa, a little town deep in the Arctic Circle, which is famous for its Annual Prancing and Mincing Convention, and who should they see there, but....
Ok lilbrat!!..We'll nickname paul..warty!! Better?...*LOL*..ahh Great..I forget where John lefts us now....Hmm
Oh ya!!..They met ET..who was hanging out..looking rather suave..cause he'd just had his.......
shiny bald body run through the local spit n shine. Now Philbert looked around the room and he so badly wanted to start prancing but he was alone. He spots Deb accross the room and his lil froggy heart melted. Right then and there he decided that.........
*EG*
THANX!!!! Warty is perfect....*VBS*
Right then and there he decided that.........he had to test the myth that a kiss from a beautiful Princess would turn him into a handsome Prince, and, with his best mincing walk, he crossed the room towards Deb....
I love this thread... [img]wink.gif[/img]
Ok..so we've been trying to think of something different to do...for fun..
i'm sure this has been done..but not in a while..so let's try it
I'll start a story..a line or two..and everyone adds their own spin to it..we'll see where it goes L*
I'm going for originality here sooooooooo.........
ONCE UPON A TIME.......
There were two frogs..One's name was Philbur..and the others...was Paul..They lived in a pool of.....
stagnant, stinky water. Philburt hated this place and wanted to move but Paul wouldn't hear of it.
Ohh come on?...does the other frog's name have to be Paul???????
so... Philburt got into a huge argument with Paul and said, FINE, I'm moving!!! So, Philburt packed his 'lil bag and hopped to the nearest highway where he flagged down a ride with ...
yes it has to be paul... soooooooooooo
he flagged down a ride with extra terrestrials in their ufo.. and they flew off to....
Well, can't we give Paul a nick name??? PLEASE??
..sporting her NEON green Super Lily Thong....holding Warty tightly plastered to her tata's....Paul noticing the comotion sprang from the warmth of Tee Ehn n Blaze, hopped into the lap of Deb....squeezing her bubbly cheeks planting a humungas hot wet kiss on her.....
OH MAAA GAWD.....what the hell? *LMAO* Ok someone delete my studder....so the story can carry on...sitting back laffin my guts out!
WAIT!!!! Super Lily is carrying Warty..aka..Paul so....it has to be Philbert that sprang up and kissed Deb........right? Or was it ET?? Damn I am getting really confused!!!~LMAO~ <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic sans MS">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Comic sans MS"> </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>~Smile...You'll look better!!~
squeezing her bubbly cheeks planting a humungas hot wet kiss on her..... elbow, as was the custom in Oombababangwa. Warty, not wanting to be out done by a tadpole he had grown up with, decided to follow the alternative custom, with Lily, of.....
sucking on her toes while massaging her legs with his web feet!!!
Warty was very talented with this alternative custom and SUPER LILY was..............
Super Lily was......MAKING IT WITH A DAMN FROG NAMED WARTY?????????
and the producer shouts CUT!!!!..The film stops rolling...and out from behind the masks of the frogs......come................................... .................................................. .................................................. .............................. .................................................. ....JohnUK!!! sporting a.....
A black leather thong he found in a box on his very own thread ......he does he strut and dance around ......he looks at Deb
...and lily is following the cameraman around asking for still photos of her shoot with the frog so that she can use them for her Christmas cards, and suddenly........
The real frogs hop out..philbert and warty...and they hop on over to John and insist he's an imposter..they proceed to jump on his feet, freaking out..when deb runs over and grabs Philbert, picks him up and licks his..............
grrr's cuz yunz are fast....
<font color="#99FF66" size="1">[ April 11, 2002 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Tee Ehn ]</font>
and licks his.......????...*lookin around*.Ok!!..This isn't fun any more!!!...*walks out*
he crossed the room towards Deb....and suddenly he remembered how cold it was in there so he chose to sit down in between TnFireChic and Blaze to get a lil far within burning to warm up his lil soul...while they were chatting right along, SUDDENLY!!!...they gasped as the windows began to clatter, the door quickly flings open and who else but....... [img]eek.gif[/img]
And through the open door sprinted SUPER LILY with her red cape flying out behind her..
and... watching him turn into a SUPER-handsome prince. The charmed spell was broken as all eyes and ears fell upon Phibert. Unfortunately, he was as gay as a little $2 bill, and he picked up Paul, uhhmmm, I mean, Warty and began to french kiss him. Suddenly... POOF!!! to the onlookers shocked eyes appeared another drop-dead-gorgeous man. As Philbert took Warty's hand to stroll off to "happily ever after", the crowd began to ...
Could this handsome man really be a frog?????? They watched as he sauntered over towards the crowd watching pulling someone behind him. They all wondered who the mysterious person behind him was. When suddenly.....
*struts up and down this thread in my leather thong, to the sounds of "Staying Alive"...* I just wanted you ladies to know I am innocent on this ........John strutted in the thong on his own board..... [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#99FF66" size="1">[ April 12, 2002 12:10 AM: Message edited by: ~sweet~ ]</font>
Licking his tiny little webbed feet. Putting him back down on the ground and watching him .....
cheek
hehehehehehehheheheehe
when suddenly right before "the end" sign came down on the story....
suddenly chloe ran on stage mad as hell cuz you all was making up crayze stories about frogs, she picked up her statue of kermit and............
she picked up her statue of kermit and............laughing a mad, demonic laugh, she brandished the statue above her head, and burst into a rendition of that well-known song....
and burst into a rendition of that well-known song....
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that
Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee, Rocky Top, Tennessee
Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Looking for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
Dirt's too rocky by far
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar
I've had years of crimped up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again
After the singing stopped she turned to the crowd of on lookers and tossed a whole bunch of .......
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]
omg!! TN?...are them the real words to that?????
i was all like dancin around n shit....G*