You will be required to bring either one (1) Aero chocolate bar, or one (1) Coffee Crisp chocolate bar with you to the BBQ, to be turned over to your host (me) upon arrival, as your entrance fee.
This is due to the fact that Nestles of Canada, is selfish, self centered and downright mean, for not importing my two (2) most favorite chocolate bars in the whole wide world into these United States!
Plans were being laid by the United States to invade Canada and take over the Nestles factories, but word got out and Nestles threatened to destroy the recipe.
It was decided that the risk was too great and no action would be taken, for fear of losing the two (2) scrumptious treats forever!
So, because of your country's refusal to export either Aero, or Coffee Crisp here, you must pay!
Cold hearted Canadian bastards! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
This had been a Canadian Public Service announcement.
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...the above statement is all true, except the part about not gettin' in if ya don't bring a bar. But, if ya do bring a bar, I'll give ya a BIG sascuach hug! To the girls, the guys will get a hearty handshake. [img]wink.gif[/img]
