Terry and Janie's Excellent Adventure

I'm posting this by request of Terry, she sent it to me on an e-mail and then deleted it cos her head (or something) is still full of Duncan lol
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Terry and Janie's Excellent Adventure!!!

Got to PITP at about 10.30, just as the gates opened – gazillions of ppl
already there – not a good omen for a front row view!!!

Found a nice spot in front of one of the big screens and made our ‘nest’ –
groundsheets/food/drink/bed/sleeping bags *tee hee*

Me and Janie went off to check out the toilet facilities – v.good
considering the amount of ppl!!!. Got lost coming back but, fortunately for
us, there was a rather ‘large’ man near us so he served as our ‘beacon’ and
we homed in on him LOL

The first act on was Shaggy and Rayvon and they we great but it’s tough to
be the opening act, esp. when 50,000 ppl are still making their way into the
park. They did good though. Weather was still dry but the black clouds
were massing by then – not a good sign!!!

After Shaggy, the running order went totally wrong and we had Liberty X, who
were great. I’d kill for a body like those girlies *grrrrrr*. Me and Janie
were getting into the vibe and singing along and rocking ever-so-slightly [img]wink.gif[/img]

It’s all a bit of a blur now, to be honest, but Darren performed
fantastically, although I could have done without all his ‘are you my ppl’
stuff – it was a bit embarrassing actually and I kinda shuffled my feet when
all that nonsense was going on!!! Still, he redeemed himself by doing a
fine set of 6 songs, including 3 SG one’s *awwwwww*. There were a few ppl
around us who were getting into him aswell so me and Janie didn’t look TOO
weird LOL. In fact, I thought Janie was gonna have the big ‘O’ right there
and then LMAO. Talk about a glassy eyed stare. She had to have a lay down
after he’d finished!!! I kept waving my hand in front of her face but there
was no response!!! LOL. She was totally ‘gawwwwnnnn’, as Darren would say
[img]wink.gif[/img]

Who else was fab???

Well, I thought Will Young sang very nicely (I don’t care what ppl say about
him, I think he’s got a damned fine voice). Enrique was great fun and had
the crowd going, as did Wyclef Jean. Atomic Kitten were useless and
dreadfully underdressed LOL as was Sophie Ellis Bextor (her voice was just
too weak for that sort of gig). As for the dreaded Shakira….Yea Gods and
little fishes, that woman is TERRIBLE. She sounds like a goat being put
through a mangle. OMG – awful, just awful *shakes head*

Didn’t think much of Mis-Teeq, they were OK but not my cup of tea, likewise
Ja Rule and Ashanti.

The Calling were outstanding but they only did 2 songs which was a bummer.
Ppl were rocking to ‘Wherever you will go’ but no many of them had heard
‘Adrienne’. I think that will all change now and I foresee a huge future
for those guys. Alex attracted loads of screamers though (me and Janie
included – OMG, we were just sooooo BOPPER!!! – you all would have been so
proud of us!!!) LMAO

What can I say about BLUE???? *rarrrrr*, *phwoarrrrrr*, 'sexiest beast to
walk the planet' etc. etc. They WERE great!!! I must admit that I TOTALLY
lost my cool (LOL) when they came on and squealed like a pig for their whole
set, before falling into Janies arms and weeping like a schoolgirl
(JOKING!!!). They were superb and I’m even more in love with Dunc than
before so God help you all!!! *muahahahahaha*

The finale was the icing on the cake, esp. if you’re a Queen fan (like me)
and it ended with a rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. Can you imagine the
sight of 100,000 ppl all playing air guitar???? It was fantastic [img]smile.gif[/img]

All in all, one of the greatest days out I’ve EVER had and I just wish that
you all could have been there with us to share in the experience.

Love Terry and Janie [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 10, 2002 08:00 AM: Message edited by: Twizzle ]</font>

thanks for posting that Michelle. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Thanks hun [img]smile.gif[/img]

how about posting the 2nd one then? [img]wink.gif[/img] *rofl*

This is the second e-mail she sent me [img]smile.gif[/img]
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I forgot to mention the fact that Dunc has got a HUGE knob [img]wink.gif[/img]

LMFAO

Man - when he did his pelvic thrusts and they were in close up on those big
screens!!!!

Whoa - Come to Momma!!! *slurpppppp*

Terry (the terrible) [img]wink.gif[/img] LOL
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Now, I have to say I'm shocked in a Mary Whitehouse sort of way and I only read this three times lol

Michelle

xx

LMAF at Terry!!!

LMAO

Terry, you sicken me [img]tongue.gif[/img] (Though I must admit I was thinking much the same, hehe)

Glad you had a great day - I most deffo did too [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lauren
xx

I forgot to mention the fact that Dunc has got a HUGE knob [img]wink.gif[/img]

LMFAO

Man - when he did his pelvic thrusts and they were in close up on those big
screens!!!!

Whoa - Come to Momma!!! *slurpppppp*

Terry (the terrible) [img]wink.gif[/img] LOL
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Now, I have to say I'm shocked in a Mary Whitehouse sort of way and I only read this three times lol

Michelle

xx[/QB][/QUOTE]

Michelle, you only have to read about it, I had to experience all that with her LMAO

Janie xx

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

*is still LMAO@ Terry`s second E-mail* [img]smile.gif[/img]

Michelle, you only have to read about it, I had to experience all that with her LMAO

Janie xx
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I wont tell tham about all those little moans you did when Darren came on stage!!!

OMG - I've just re-read that ^^ and it sounds disgusting (I'm pleased to say) *ROFLMFAO*
[img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 09, 2002 01:44 PM: Message edited by: Twizzle ]</font>

OMG - I've just re-read that and it sounds disgusting (I'm pleased to say) *ROFLMFAO*
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It`s a little work of art [img]wink.gif[/img] Don`t be shy, admit it LOL

so did you get any pics so we can see for ourselves? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LMAO

You two are shocking [img]smile.gif[/img]

Michelle

xx

We'd have needed a microscope from where we were standing Krissy, let alone a camera [img]wink.gif[/img]

Nope - no pics. We'll just have to be content with the ones on the Capital site and what other bbs'ers post up [img]smile.gif[/img]

btw - my avatar pic is from PITP. I 'borrowed' it from a Blue site [img]wink.gif[/img] *rarrrrr*

We'd have needed a microscope from where we were standing Krissy, let alone a camera
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*is biting my tounge*...the urge to say something about is just to strong...*runs out of thread before I get it trouble* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*is biting my tounge*...the urge to say something about is just to strong...*runs out of thread before I get it trouble* [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Don`t you dare Krissy!

[img]mad.gif[/img]

I won't I value my life to much....

*eek*

if you're talking about what I think you're talking about..... LOL

No microscope needed there Krissy!!! No indeedy [img]wink.gif[/img]

Visible with the naked eye from OUTSIDE of PITP, is that [img]wink.gif[/img]

I was taking a bout Gareth.. [img]smile.gif[/img] don't worry I could see Dunc over here...lol [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Nice save Krissy [img]wink.gif[/img]

**DL**

Nice save indeed Krissy [img]wink.gif[/img]

LMAO

I thought so.. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

I'll say one (other) thing for the Dunkmeister, he sure can shake his thang (and there's an awful lot of thang to shake) [img]wink.gif[/img] LMAO

I've renamed him Duncan 'snake hips' James (or is it Duncan 'snake-in-the-trousers' James?) LMAO

[img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

I shall make a list of your Dunc-names Terry [img]wink.gif[/img]

i like snake hips myself..lol

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I've renamed him Duncan 'snake hips' James (or is it Duncan 'snake-in-the-trousers' James?) LMAO

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I still say it was a sock!!! LMAO

Sock, schmock!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LMAO

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 09, 2002 02:35 PM: Message edited by: Twizzle ]</font>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Sock, schmock!!! </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

rotflmao!! Anyone for salami and cheese? LMFAO

Terry will have cheese, I`m sure and we all know which kind [img]wink.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Katt721:


rotflmao!! Anyone for salami and cheese? LMFAO</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now, funnily enough, that makes up part of a 'Dunc sandwich'!! This is true OK? He puts brie, salami, olives, lettuce and something else that I can't remember (a sock perhaps [img]wink.gif[/img] ) into wholemeal bread and calls it a 'Dunc' sandwich. How do you know this? I hear you ask....well, I make it for him every morning before he goes off to work [img]wink.gif[/img] *ROFL*

Personally, I can think of another, much more interesting type of Dunc sandwich *heh heh heh* [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ivana:
Terry will have cheese, I`m sure and we all know which kind [img]wink.gif[/img] </font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll have 2 pounds (1 kilo) of knob please [img]wink.gif[/img]

*rofl*

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 09, 2002 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Twizzle ]</font>

OMG Terry! Are you sure you can handle it? [img]wink.gif[/img]

*knows that 2 ponds = 1 kilo* [img]smile.gif[/img]

Am I smart or what? LOL

LMFAO @ you Terry!! he can be the oreo creme center and you and Ivana can be the outer cookie? LMAO @ that picture!!

You're super smart Ivana [img]wink.gif[/img] LOL

re the Dunc sarnie - I was thinking more of me, a mattress (NOT Elaine!!!) and Dunc [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

Sorry Ivana hun - I don't do threesomes [img]wink.gif[/img] *rofl*

OMG!! I will never be able to look a salami the same way now!!! LMAO ....or cheese!!! rotf

Now come off it Terry, you know perfectly well it was a salami Dunc was hiding down his trousers - at least that's what you told me when I saw you eating it afterwards....

*runs away*

LMAO @ Sue [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by salomeuk:
Now come off it Terry, you know perfectly well it was a salami Dunc was hiding down his trousers - at least that's what you told me when I saw you eating it afterwards....

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LOL good one sue

nothing beats duncans meat huh Terry?
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL she'll have some man mayonnaise with her Dunc sarnie [img]wink.gif[/img] not to mention a handful of his nuts to go along with that!! Hahaha

Janie xx

LMFAO @ you guys!!!

A handful, Janie? Don't you mean a mouth(very)full?!

OMG I am showing my true colours tonight, LMAO!