Thought of the day

I was wondering, reading Spider Man while my train full of commuters was dashing through the roman country:

What would happen if someone got hit by a radioactive lesbian?

Any suggestions?

Um.... control over all battery operated toys?

I don't know a heterosexual man on this planet who hasn't had a similar thought at one time or another in their life... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jax.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ski:
Um.... control over all battery operated toys?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Oh my, the thoughts I just had.....

Thought you might like that one [img]wink.gif[/img]

Not "hit" by a radioactive lesbian, BIT by a radioactive lesbian! (although the hitting part might be fun too!)

You'd probably become a super-lesbian, but still look like a hetero-male. Hard to tell the difference really...

Do radioactive lesbians actually go around hitting (or biting, if you prefer) people all that much? The regular non radioactive sort seem to usually wait for you to ask for such before doing anything like that to you...

Maybe that's what happened to... *points to a random male poster*

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by 5Cats:


You'd probably become a super-lesbian, but still look like a hetero-male. Hard to tell the difference really...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

*looks at self*

Nope, don't look like a hetero-male.

*looks at gf*

Nope, neither does she.

Ah well, guess that theory's no good. [img]wink.gif[/img]


Eris: Why, yes, most lesbians are kind enough to ask first, though one wonders how the radiation would affect manners...

Nobody is thinking about super powers!

ps the hetero-male thing... how clever...

Every contact between a hetero man and a lesbian is a precious lesson: for him...

"MMMmmmm...lesbians..." THAT'S what hetero men think when they have contact with lesbians...lessons? WHAT lessons? [img]wink.gif[/img]

*reads Jax's post*

*blinks*

*decides to sit back and wait for the beating crew to arrive*

*sits back with a beer*


now THIS is gonna get ugly.......

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Neophobic Man:
"MMMmmmm...lesbians..." THAT'S what hetero men think when they have contact with lesbians... [img]wink.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Keep in mind, ths is coming from a "colors of the rainbow" household, but... I think this is what a lot of lesbians think when they come into contact with lesbains, too. Either that, or "I knew I should have bought stock in U-Haul!"

Actually, I'm not entirely convinced that men think at all when they come into contact with ANY women, regardless of orientation.

*runs and hides*

I'm sure most men are thinking, "How can I get her into bed?" when they come into contact with a woman. If he knows she's a lesbian he's probably thinking, "How can I get her and her friends into bed?"

The video camera is usually an afterthought. ;)

As far as superpowers gained from being bitten by a radioactive lesbian...

I'm guessing you'd become a more cunning linguist.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 12, 2002 09:15 PM: Message edited by: JaceSan ]</font>

Hmmm... I never have thoughts of "how can I bed him" when I come in contact with a gay man.

Gay erotica is sexy as it is. Having a girl in there somewhere just ruins the mood.

*throws the pipe bomb. waits for the bang.*

You know, I think we've all just lost that fighting spirit...

I'm afraid nobody's gonna tell you...

And YOU my dear hetero male man (and meeting a male-man-not-macho-crap is becoming difficult nowadays) should think about this scenario: you ask two girls out in the same week (to take them into bed) and discover, after being dumped twice, that you were sooo lucky to ask out two persons who are eventually a couple. Funny? Ask my ex-roommate...

What? No one else is a slasher?

Hey? Why should slashers hide? We're only the fifth level of geekdom!


http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchartbig.gif

Fifth level...mmmmhhh [img]smile.gif[/img]

But would the radioactive lesbian be benevolent or malevolent?

Who would be the sidekick, who would be the villain?

John Banks Mayor of Auckland could be a villain, he's a bit of a jerk, anti-gay, racist, crusader against boy/girl racers.

I think Eddie Izzard should be Radioactive lesbian's (could we think of a cooler name soon)sidekick, I think he's really sexy and he has great taste nailpolish and high heel shoes.

The name: I can't produce anything brighter than AtomGirl or something, I really need help for this. But what about Rebecca for Christian name? She needs an alter ego...

The sidekick: I was thinking of a lesbian Bucky/Robin thing, but hey your idea made me think: how about a super group? Rainbow Warriors...mmmmhhhh

Karry Kelly the only female robin, anyone [img]smile.gif[/img]

Here's the nickname:

Enola Gay!

There is atomic energy, and the word gay in it...and it is a title of an old pop song I liked a lot when I was a lil girlie.

And now we need suggestions for her costume [img]cool.gif[/img]

Ummm....what's a slasher?

you know, like jason, mike myers....killers or slashers [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Dammit Ski! You're obscurificating!

(Well... *That* went over like a lead balloon. Might I suggest that SIP is original slash.)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 21, 2002 11:03 PM: Message edited by: GhostTyphon ]</font>