you can have mine..free to a home...I'll pay for the shipping....any takers??
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you can have mine..free to a home...I'll pay for the shipping....any takers??
Is he a virgin? I only want a virgin. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by DarrensAngel:
Is he a virgin? I only want a virgin. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
no sorry he's been slighty used. Still in good condition though. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lady_Ilona:
no sorry he's been slighty used. Still in good condition though. [img]wink.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
No thanks, I want someone as chaste as me. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
LOL @ Krissy
maybe someone will be willing to pay for him [img]wink.gif[/img]
Will he wear an assortment of blond wigs and answer to the name Darren? [img]wink.gif[/img]
If yes, lemme know!
Hugs -- Chai
OK first of all - does he do housework? If so, next question is...
...what has he done so you're wanting shot of him?! LOL!
drat, I found a pic that would have gone really well with this thread but dunno where to upload it so it'll show...anyone any suggestions?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by DarrensAngel:
No thanks, I want someone as chaste as me. [img]biggrin.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Besides who wants a gift that has already been opened. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
LOL, good point!
Hmmm, tempting....but I had one of those myself and the convenience in the end didn't outweigh the drawbacks, LOL!
So I think I'll pass after all, Krissy - sorry!
Could you make him into a feature of your decor if you are bored with him?! LOL!
LOL....ok I'll shove a lampshape over his head and put him in the corner.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Yeah, that's the idea - and just wake him up when you need him to sort you out....with the computer I mean!!! LOL!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by salomeuk:
Yeah, that's the idea - and just wake him up when you need him to sort you out....with the computer I mean!!! LOL!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROFLMAO!!!!!
I was going to comment but here are some things that should just be left alone..
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by DarrensAngel:
Besides who wants a gift that has already been opened. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL...I never thought of it that way. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
and no sue he doen't do house work...*sighs* looks like i'm stuck with him.
What? Doesn't do housework??? Good job I asked, I mean, what else would I need a man for...? LMAO! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by salomeuk:
What? Doesn't do housework??? Good job I asked, I mean, what else would I need a man for...? LMAO! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
he'd good with computers...that's what i use him for..lol
LMFAO @ this thread!!!! haha....
Well if you can transform him into a blonde aussie sex god answering to the name of Darren then I'll take him, if not then you can keep him m'dear.
i'll give you a penny for him. Thats my final offer [img]smile.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Magenta_Feelings:
i'll give you a penny for him. Thats my final offer [img]smile.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Really?? Sold!!
althought I was giving him away for free. [img]smile.gif[/img]
oh Dang it I missed the auction sale.
Well I guess I don't need anymore useless men around. [img]wink.gif[/img]