...Jaxom!!
Hope you have a good one.
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...Jaxom!!
Hope you have a good one.
Oooo, and what would Jax like for his birthday?
World peace?
A Ferrari?
A reinactment of Death Of A Salesman with sock puppets?
Junior Mints?
Happy Birthday Jax!
Is it Jax's birthday!? Happy B!
I didn't know so I didn't get you anything... here, you can have this!
* hands over some pocket lint *
(hands Jax a shiney new nickel)
Happy Birthday, Jax! Don't spend it all in one place, now. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I remember a store my grandmother used to go to that still sold penny candy. You could get a piece for as low as 2 or 3 cents. It was so neat. Too bad those places don't exist anymore.
Happy Birthday!
*gives Jax a pass to the Baseball Hall of Fame and a special dinner with Willie Mays*
Well, dang, someone already gave you pocket lint. Here, have some socks, you can make your own puppet show up...
Happy Birthday man.
Hmmm... Let's see, you've gotten pocket lint, a nickle and socks already... man, all the good gifts are given already! Man....
Ah ha! Here you go!
*hands Jax a towel with the words "Official Cubs Fan Crying Towel" on it.*
is that what that freakin cake thing next to his name means?
wow. i wish orenda was here to see this, because then i wouldn't be the only one laughing at this.
Wow...ya'll actually remembered...I didn't even post anything...thanks, everyone! I see hope for the world after all...heh heh heh...
No eris NO!!!!
*shaking and pale* You gave him... gave him.... *in a hushed whisper* clothes...
now he's free... he'll be the end of us all!!!! Run for it!!!
Happy Birthday Jax! Sorry I'm late. *hands you a large homemade cake with loads of candles all dripping wax everywhere* sorry about all the candles, I couldn't remember exactly how old you were, so I bought all the candles in the store.
Tyle, I think you underestimate the amusement value of Jax running free wearing only socks.
oh no I don't!!! have you been into my rum again???
we don't NEED no more free house elves!
but nooo. you just HAD to go and do that, didn't you. NOW who's gonna clean the sanctuary playroom after the party is over?
*crawls through a gap in the wall from last year and wanders through the corridors between posts*
Tyle, have you considered muscle relaxers?
*shivers* geh!!!
cause I need MORE drugs! puh-lease! [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
*shiver*
Good point. Perhaps laying back a bit on the rum, and yo ho ho?
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what, you mean... leave off the Johnny Depp obsession and impersonation?>?!?>?!?
Whoa, now! That's crazy talk!
whew! thank GOD you agree with me on that. I was a little worried you were going to ask the unTHINKable
If it's unthinkable, then how do you know what it is?
*shudder*
just don't... *flinch* mention it *flinch* ok?
Mention what?
THAT! points
I don't see anything!
whimpers and hides under the futon
Now, would Captain Jack hide under a futon crying? He would not!
It cracks me up that you've managed to turn Jax's birthday thread into a Harry Potter spoof.
Yeah. What Kitten said.
well at least the socks she gave him almost matched and didn't have strange designs all over them