Stoners v the scene...

A scenario arises...the stoners decide to take their wacky and unique brand of humour to the stage....the curtain rises...

Theyre all sat on a couch that smells funny...smoking dope...naturally.

Stoner1:Bifta man!I'm fucking cained..pass the munchies...

Stoner2:Yeryer fucking cained bifta munchies man

stoner3:lets do a bong!!!bifta

stoners:yeah arent we all ace!


Cut to the crwod...stood in silence at the display in front of them....

Scenester 1:Hey all those films lied to us!!!Stoners arent fun loving,lovable comedians at all!!They're boring as absolute fuck!!!!

Scenester2:Yeah when they gonna say or do anything remotely interesting to the rest of us??

Scenester3:fuck this...Im off to see Stand......


FUCKING MER!!!

http://klefz.alkis.nu/~klefz/flash/honeybear_demo.swf

Pass the bowl...

Once the smoke has cleared...they may be offended.....it'll take a few days....

hey we've been throught this once ants does more than changing cds.

He dances around like a fucking prick while loads of little wannabie crowd round him

But he is one of the highest paid DJ ever. Thats when they decide to pay him anyway.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by duke:
the smoke cleared...

Representing the stoners

we are fuckin ace-wtf........ fuc you who said stoners are goner take over the sene .it would be more fun if we did.

Me N my boy denf are goner show you who funny

i question the dj in dj ants more like auto cd changer ants.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do I really need to correct the spelling and poor grammar??

Perhaps if you went to school instead of "smoking the weed" you wouldn't look as stupid as you do...
and hey...at least Ive got a job....

im finding this topic quite entertaining

but im not going to state which side of the argument i agree on , cant be arsed to get involved

The stoners did take over the scene...they just forgot where they put it......

my mummy claims if u smoke weed it decreases ur brain cells

my dad sez weed is for pussys

and may I bring the "mer" clause.

On the original post it clearly says "mer"

So that means it was a joke...

pass the bowl

the smoke cleared...

Representing the stoners

we are fuckin ace-wtf........ fuc you who said stoners are goner take over the sene .it would be more fun if we did.

Me N my boy denf are goner show you who funny

i question the dj in dj ants more like auto cd changer ants.

I knew you would only have the brain to take the piss out of how i type not what i type. Well dickhead although your post does deeply afend me, as i do admit i have problems in the grammar area. On my last post i was using alan whittakers computer whicH AT THE MINUTE HAS A FUCKED KEYBOARD. It took me half an hour to right using copy and paste. So fuck you and yer i am smoking a loverly biff.


NOW FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME IDIOTS, WHEN IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOCTIC LIVES HAS IT EVER BEEN PROVEN THAT CANNABIS CAN HAVE AFFECTS ON THE BRAIN THAT MAKE YOU DUM.

AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT O.K FOR EVERONE TO GET COMPLETEY RECKED ON ALCHOL AND DAMMAGED YOUR LIVERS, KIDNEYS AND PROBABLY CAUSE YOUR SO PISSED YOU FUCK UP YOUR MATE AND PISS YOURSELF BUT CAUSE I CHOOSE TO CHILL AND HAVE A LAUGH AM THE BAD ONE, SHALL I TELL YOU BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT TELLS DJ ANTS THAT DRUGS ARE BAD BECAUSE THERE ALLEGEAL BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT CAN'T TAX CANNABIS PLANTS.


I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU ARE OR WHY.

yeah man, its the government, smash the sistem, where do i sign for me Giro.

FO Makkie wannabe.

the weed (or whatever nickname you kids are calling it these days) does actualy kill brain celss. I would post the link to a report on the study but i cant find it (no, not cos im stoned) but ill put it on later.

Yes, booze fucks you up an all but i use neither, so i have evry right to take the piss out of you. You guys are so damn boring, sitting around smoking your doobies and doing nothing. This wastes so much time wich could be spent on fighting or partying hard.

I especialy hate the stoners who go on about smashing capitalism, do they think that the drug barons are small farmers trying hard to make enuf to feed their families?

So, in closing, up yer bollocks billy Schlooser.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by duke:



NOW FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME IDIOTS, WHEN IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOCTIC LIVES HAS IT EVER BEEN PROVEN THAT CANNABIS CAN HAVE AFFECTS ON THE BRAIN THAT MAKE YOU DUM.


I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU ARE OR WHY.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by duke:



NOW FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME IDIOTS, WHEN IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOCTIC LIVES HAS IT EVER BEEN PROVEN THAT CANNABIS CAN HAVE AFFECTS ON THE BRAIN THAT MAKE YOU DUM.


I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU ARE OR WHY.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


i was only quoting my mother of this thing about it damageing brain cells, i do not agree, no do i dissagree i dont know the true answer, nor do i care.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU ARE OR WHY.

i think that proves your mums point rach.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SkimmedMilk:

Yes, booze fucks you up an all but i use neither, so i have evry right to take the piss out of you. You guys are so damn boring </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wait til that becomes uncool you will stop.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SkimmedMilk:

This wastes so much time wich could be spent on fighting or partying hard.
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Just because you've been in ONE fight doesnt make you king of the fight club.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SkimmedMilk:
drug barons
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Do you even know what a drug baron is? If you did I would think you'd realise that no stoner from gy has ever seen one.

hahaha, yup, being edge is dead cool

im harder than you kidda, ave it

and no, they probably have never met a drug baron. but have you ever met the CEO of a big corperation? divv

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SkimmedMilk:
have you ever met the CEO of a big corperation? divv</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

your glasses must have steamed up four eyes because I never mentioned anything about CEO's

hahaha, i know that kidda, but thats what a drug baron is basicaly, and that is why i mentioned it. and i spealt corporation wrong i think, sorry.

your all just jelouse cos the stone heads have more money than y'all fuckin mer ya wankers

get your little specky peanut head over to a dictionary and look up the real definition.

CEO's are not mentioned

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by FISHous:
your all just jelouse cos the stone heads have more money than y'all fuckin mer ya wankers</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

hang on if you got more money than us why are you all constantly going on about not having no money?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by duke:
I knew you would only have the brain to take the piss out of how i type not what i type. Well dickhead although your post does deeply afend me, as i do admit i have problems in the grammar area. On my last post i was using alan whittakers computer whicH AT THE MINUTE HAS A FUCKED KEYBOARD. It took me half an hour to right using copy and paste. So fuck you and yer i am smoking a loverly biff.


NOW FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME IDIOTS, WHEN IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOCTIC LIVES HAS IT EVER BEEN PROVEN THAT CANNABIS CAN HAVE AFFECTS ON THE BRAIN THAT MAKE YOU DUM.

AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT O.K FOR EVERONE TO GET COMPLETEY RECKED ON ALCHOL AND DAMMAGED YOUR LIVERS, KIDNEYS AND PROBABLY CAUSE YOUR SO PISSED YOU FUCK UP YOUR MATE AND PISS YOURSELF BUT CAUSE I CHOOSE TO CHILL AND HAVE A LAUGH AM THE BAD ONE, SHALL I TELL YOU BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT TELLS DJ ANTS THAT DRUGS ARE BAD BECAUSE THERE ALLEGEAL BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT CAN'T TAX CANNABIS PLANTS.


I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU ARE OR WHY.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Firstly,dumbass,I have always been pro legalisation for tax and monetary benefits..so your point about the government "telling" me things is wrong..a direct quote from the misinformed youth that believe legalising drugs is the way to make the world better.You fuckers make me bastard sick...there are so many problems within society that need addressing before the drugs issue...and the criminal justice act for that matter...lets prioritise.
Secondly,I am not against dope at all...I will mock addicts (and yes you do get addicts)of any of it..I get pissed yes..but I dont do it every nights...nor do I do it more than twice a week.Excess of anything causes addiction...and just like you can spot an alchoholic by his red nose,you can spot a weed addict by the slow speech and the inability to string a proper sentance together..Pro drugs talk aying it doesnt harm you in the slightest is beatnik propaganda...fact..it kills brain cells..fact it makes a person irritable after prolonged usage.
Thirdly,The original post whilst was a bit of fun..also was meant to represent the divide between "stoners" and other people its just a big a fallacy to say everyone who gets pissed fucks their mate up at the end (which hardly ever happens)as it is to say that when people are stoned they are placid and mellow...thats bullshit too...Ive seen a lot of people stoned and aggressive...people enjoy getting stoned..and it also brings out creativity in some...but not all.Remember you have to have an ounce of creativity in the first place to bring it out.

Back to the orignal posts point,Brods put on a previous topic stoners v scene,and I thought that was a comocal concept..so I put the stoners in a scenario that is generally reserved for the "scenesters" and vice versa..

and duke..what you originally put was mindless and pathetic...I saw a bizarre claim,a threat and an insult...people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by FISHous:
your all just jelouse cos the stone heads have more money than y'all fuckin mer ya wankers</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Giz a fag for a bift mate"

"ya got any skins?"

I rest my case.mer

All stoners are sad loser bastards who cant even be arsed to get of their scrawny backsides to shake off the fucking cornflakes and go to the cornershop for a pack of rizlas. Idle cunts. Should all be shot. Twats.

errrrrrr hello!! Fuck it man, I mean if we didn't have the "stoners" the scene would be more boring because there would be less variety of people in it, also the cause of this rawkus wouldn't exist and therefore wouldn't be keeping people on their toes, also the scene would be more boring without antz because there would be less entertainment and therefore no Parko etc. anyway, I still don't understand why some poeple do hold a grudge against stoners, I mean fair enough the may not like to smoke dope themselves but when I "DIDN'T" used to drink, I didn't hold it against pissheads just because I didn't like doing it, and they did I just accepted that thats what they do.I hope I got my point across cos today I am making a real post not a piss taker, see you later schmiffy's

you don't know what I'm about
you don't know fuck all about me
you don't know what my beliefs are

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by duke:
you don't know what I'm about
you don't know fuck all about me
you don't know what my beliefs are</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm the scene

isnt it weird that a drugs tzar doesnt sell drugs on a grand scale. hmm.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by duke:
you don't know what I'm about
you don't know fuck all about me
you don't know what my beliefs are</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Didnt you try to explain earlier what your beliefs are???And then seem pretty puerile in your attempts???
This is hostboard..and I have respect for the fact you never tried to bring this up earlier in the matrix...but seriously...you have to look at others point of view...why do you think Jaz dont do it anymore??Its called "growing up".Try it.

right im pissed now but stoners bore the fuck out of me but i think that marix is a good night

Stoners=shit.

thanks

Umm the last post wasnt by me......

It says something that a harmless sketch posted for comedy purposes resorts in such a back-lash! Haven't you all got better things to be getting teen angsty about?

ants, that was one bastard long speech...but it came from someone who talks sense. doin too much will get u addicted! no matter how much someone says they aint, they will most likely be just like smokin. if u cant stop, ur addicted. i could rightly say now, if someone asked me to not touch alcohol for a year, i could (with a reasonable reward at the end) coz whats the point (as an example) in gettin pissed and doin sommats when u could do it when u aint pissed, remember it and have more fun...savin money from the booze...and not even suffer from brewers droop (if u get that far)
all drugs suck too! and the quotes about brain cells being killed and...the other one are true, but u are too fucked to even read a paper, let alone be up in time b4 ur mom recycles it! they wouldnt be called drugs if they didnt do damage...if they didnt, theyd be suppliments.
pah! *(bound to get remarks)*! im off to play cs! at least ppl there who are stoned die easy! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

I think alcohol and Marijuana are the same thing.

I don't drink at all, it often makes you act like a hyper twat, then regret it in the morning, along with a stonking headache.
Neither do I take drugs, it more than often makes you act like a slow boring spazz, however, I don't mind poeple doing it in small groups, to enjoy themselves.

It's all down to choices, like everything.

There's no right or wrong.